I HURT MYSELF TODAY
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
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Jeb was literally playing 2d tic tac toe against himself and still messed it up. Sad!
>Jeb Bush's three delegates at the Republican National Convention cost him and his campaign about $50 million each.
>Bush, who ended his presidential campaign in February after a poor showing in South Carolina, had only three delegates vote for him at the Republicans' nominating convention Tuesday. His campaign and super PAC spent $46 million for each delegate, according to The Washington Post's Dave Weigel.
>He was a favorite going into the primary season and had substantial financial backing from his family network, but he was unable to muster the enthusiasm his campaign needed.
>Donald Trump's attacks on Bush as “low-energy” resonated with GOP voters and hurt the former Florida governor, who struggled to compete with the business mogul.
>Bush has said he won't vote for either Trump or presumptive Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton and has no plans to attend the Republican convention.
people are tired of open borders globalists and neocons
tough luck, turtle boy
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TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
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>play 2d fingerpainting
>still lose
lower energy than even Carson.
I FOCUS ON THE PAIN
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My name is Ruth Dootie and I'm #readyforjeb!
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>won't vote for a republican
I was just starting to like the Bushs again too
Ebin memes aside
Fuck Jeb Bush.
I miss yeb. He was a meme factory.
I also kind of feel bad for him. Daddy and bro were president, why can't I?
That aside: he seemed like he was just trying to live up his family name. Like, he was a son trying hard to impress Dad and living in his brother's shadow but he failed. Look at that pic, he genuinely seems like a nice guy even though if he won he'd just be manipulated by the Bush dynasty leaders.
>tfw almost hate neocons as much as I can relate to this
The Jeb saga truly was the best part of the election so far
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>Daddy and bro were president, why can't I?
Must be the worst kind of ego blow
He's a fucking globalist, ZOG lover. Fuck him.
will the jeb bush biopic make me laugh or make me cry?
>I also kind of feel bad for him.
y
YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL, MY EMPIRE OF GUAC
All that guacamole, like tears in the rain...
THE NEEDLE TEARS A HOLE
There's an even funnier one where W is president and laughing and smiling at a press conference where he said "I never even wanted to be president" and then Jeb says "Yeah......I did"
alas, autismos only have themselves to rely upon
I bet his mom would vote Trump.
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST
>he said "I never even wanted to be president" and then Jeb says "Yeah......I did"
that's exactly why W was president though. he was actually likable.
fucking jeb is just some depressed quiet guy. like jeb doesnt do anything to help you like him. if you want to like jeb you have to make all the effort.
She didn't even want Jeb to run
meant for
Jeb should've known better that he never stood a chance in the first place, his brother destroyed any chance of another Bush being elected president for the next 1000 years, merely mentioning the word "Bush" causes 90% of Americans to fall into a spastic fit of rage, hence why he called himself "Jeb!" instead of mentioning his last name anywhere in his campaign.
Even if Trump didn't annihilate him, somebody else would've, he's got no spine and his family carries too much baggage.
Fuck you jeb bush, die in a fire, fuck your mom and your daughter too you cocksucker bastard!
Are those the seats for all his delegates?
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>As we walked the aisles Bush would mention Trump unprompted, such as a moment when he held up a Monopoly board game, and again in the book department. Trump was on his mind and the way the business mogul successfully branded Bush a "low energy" candidate was something he just couldn't shake.
Kek, is this real? Wouldn't surprise considering it's Jeb.
>implying he isn't biding his time
Slow and steady
Yeah. I don't know where I stored the first part.
Some random guy emailed Jeb about football team question and he responded within a minute.
I'm glad the Bush Dynasty is BTFO. I'm waiting for the day that the Clintons are gone for good as well.
>tfw actually wanted President Jeb Bush
Trump won my vote when he utterly destroyed and emasculated this man.
I have such contempt for the Bush's and the Bush era republican party.
Trump gives me hope that the party can be salvaged and act as a counter to the increasingly socialist left.
look how proud his mom is, he really is r9k the politician
audibly kek'd
Holy shit the webm, this dude can't win
I think he could have opened up a new age in bipartisan American cooperation t b h
>his favorite steak and guacamole meal
I want to make this. I want a meme dinner tonight.
pocket turtles is some powerful meme magic
>rich boy loses daddies money in the casino slot machines owned by his rival
>Fuck Jeb Bush.
hey hey is that called for? his grandfather was the wickedest man in the world and his other grandfather financed Hitler's regime
he can't be all bad, he was just unlucky not being the elder son
Who else wishes Jeb would make a comeback?
[boggled]
Anyone remember Jeb's turtles?
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Jesus fucking Christ
That is a sad read.
kek
He was pretty much just a cuck stooge who'd be set up so Hillary could knock him down. Thank God for Trump. I feel so sorry for the bastards in the Berenstein universe who have to deal with this low energy sad sack at the convention instead of our high energy Donald.
Goodnight, Jeb
Sleep tight, sweet guac prince.
>the guac bowl of Jeb Bush
>and again in the book department
Holy shit that's where .gif related comes from
Damn it Sup Forums, I want to hug Jeb now.
Are you excited for a Jeb! Rally?
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>being good guy jailed into globalist evil family
wow, that's sad
He's pathetic really
A pitiable shell of a man not made for cutthroat politics, he's cringe personified
>I got the shot and then the governor gave me gold. Instead of just walking past my camera, he bent over to pack a snowball and threw it directly at my lenses.
>Unfortunately for the governor, the snow was dry and didn't make the ideal snowball, so as he threw it, it broke up in the air. Twitter was quick to tie the snowball to his candidacy - a candidate who by all accounts was made up of the right stuff, but just couldn't hold it together.
Jeb's campaign
I know Jeb will make a comeback
epic post Sup Forumsrother
ubvoted :^)))
rekt
savage
bleeding
I FOCUS ON THE PAIN
hello rare
Lol and Trump paid about 30 000 bucks for each of his delegates
slow and steady wins the race
rare?I've seen like 3 ukrainian threads today and one of my threads went to bumplimit.Wtf?
I can't be the only one who actually started to feel bad for Jeb in the end. I guess I'm quite a pussy after all, lol.
And some nice dodging skills
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Sorry, I'm about a few months early for calling Ukraine a rare.
Let's hope Jeb runs again in 4 years.
Back with a vengeance
GYPSY TAKE OVER CONFIRMED!
>Thats a Jeb not a George. It can't win an election.
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The picture isn't true though.
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He'll be back as Professor Chaos.
Real talk, though:
Jeb had a far better chance of beating Hillary than Trump.
>hurr durr Trump got majority votes in primargies!!!!!
Primary votes aren't indicative of a general election vote. It's like saying [your favorite team here] won the first 5 home games, so they'll win the [prestigious sports prize here].
Threre's always 2024!
>Twitter was quick to tie the snowball to his candidacy - a candidate who by all accounts was made up of the right stuff, but just couldn't hold it together.
Top Kek!
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THE NEEDLE TEARS A HOLE
10/10, made me lol
>Real talk
THE OLD FAMILIAR STING
Jeb Bush at Walmart
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