You are chosen to make an episode of Two Broke Girls. It'll be a self contained episode, so you can do what you want...

You are chosen to make an episode of Two Broke Girls. It'll be a self contained episode, so you can do what you want. What do you make?

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>What do you make?
Essentially a remake of the movie Bound, with loads of lesbian sex

lesbian sex scene followed by the big tits getting BLACKED while the other girl watches

>kill Stifler's mom (seriously, the Polish stereotypes are just stupid now)
>rest of the episode is just Max, Caroline and the Korean Dwarf having massive lesbo sex

well in this episode peter drops in, he's running low on cash so he takes a job doing takeout but mostly he likes to just tag the surrounding area with neo-nazi sybols
the crux of the episode I think will be the hate crime

Porn producer enters during a storm, orders a coffee and convinces them to make porn for him and he films it on his iphone.

After the storm passes he leaves and it is revealed that he is just a truck driver, laughter ensues

They stop shaving their legs, pits, belly, asshole, waxing their arms, and plucking their nipple hair, for some stupid feminist twitter hashtag. One day they start comparing their body hair, and it turns them on so much that they lez out.

>"This isn't the first time I had sex for money,"
>audience loses its shit with laughter

69 wit Kat Dennings, spooky skeleton can fuck off

this

those two broke girls find me living in a gutter and take me to their home and wash me and feed me and sleep in the nude with me squished between them and i think im in heven then they make me they pusy slave! then kat accidentally smothers me with her big bum or boobie her choice and i die and they don't care one bit!

Entire episode is me titty fucking kat, waiting about 10 minutes for the refractory, then fucking her again. Maybe I have some improvised one-liners to throw in. There might be like 2 minutes of time left so after that I might have a conversation with the blonde about the future of the Democratic party, if she's politically involved.

Max and Caroline have to take another job. We don't watch Caroline, because who the fuck cares about Caroline? Max gets a job at a supermarket with a cow mascot. She's made to advertise it in a sexy cow outfit. The outfit is essentially a cow patterned maid's outfit and rubber cow mask with udders at her breasts. She spends time making lewd cow jokes at passersby. After a bit, she discovers the udders on her costume squirts milk.
At the end of the episode, a crazed farmer spots Max, is convinced she's an escaped cow and captures her. We finally focus on Caroline, who discovers this and has to save Max. When she's discovered it's revealed Max is completely fine with being a cow. She's freed, but informs the farmer she'll be back every once and a while, and thanks him for the good time.
Max is fired from her job due to a misunderstanding that she went off with her farmer friend. Caroline is fired because she's shit.

I make an Earl episode, since he's my favorite character. Also have Max show up in a low cut shirt as eye candy, Caroline can fuck off for all I care.

Earl's actually pretty good

they discover a storage tank on the roof full of slime, from the days when their current workplace was part of a studio that made kids television shows. the bottom of the tank rusts out and floods the front with slime, and the only thing they have to hand to plug the hole is their uniforms. each thinks they can reach the hole in the tank if they can just jump high enough, but they keep bumping into each other frontally as the slime continues to pour from the roof all over them.

this goes on for several episodes.

>this goes on for several episodes.
>self contained

good post.

a busload of busty cheerleaders come in and the blonde one is bullied by them for her small breasts but max is easily accepted
they fight and in the end the blonde admits that she's always been jealous of max's tits and she offers to let her feel them
then they have sex and the episode ends

What's the punchline here?

let the big titted one fucked the blonde one with a strapon through her eye sockets.

Two blacked girls

no punchline, i just want to see topless women body-slamming each other while being half-drowned in slime.

They start to take off their clothes, caress each others breasts and butt, Caroline starts to finger Max, first one finger, then two. Then she reaches out for something to please Max, lubricates it and puts it in her, when suddenlyHELP ME *BURP*MORTY,YOU GOTTA GET ME OUTTA *BUUUURP* HERE MOR *BUUUURP* TY

Everyone besides Max and Caroline are gone for the episode. Perhaps Han needed Oleg, Sophie and Earl to play roles in a plot that would of been a much shittier episode
Max humiliates Caroline for her small breasts and body. Gradually, she starts peppering moos into her speech and referring to her tits as udders, calling herself a nice big cow and Caroline a scarecrow. Later, Max walks around, in a cow outfit, with a cow to rival Caroline's horse, Chestnut. She set up a milk bath in the middle of the room, stripping her cow outfit down to her underwear, she jumps into it. Max starts really teasing Caroline and plays with her "udders." Caroline, after watching it for a good few minutes to milk the scene for all its worth, concedes that Max is better. It's then revealed that all the milk actually came from Max and she developed a milking fetish while mocking Caroline.

an alien saucer is spotted around the city and cattle is disappearing and later on max disappears too
the punchline is that the aliens mistook her for a cow

And then it turns out it was all a crazy hoax to turn Max into a hucow, making her live among actual cows

just watch some porn u vergins

From what I see in these posts, you guys REALLY want Max to do cow related things or things related to her tits

well she is a titcow after all

That is a shoddily done shop. Two collars, and the red stripes just stop. If they're gonna do a shop, at least put in the effort to integrate it

I can already hear the laugh track

Kat Dennings should make being a titcow her thing. Y'know how some celebrities know they're hot, or are aware of their "popularity." Start making udder/milk jokes or acknowledge her tits.

Motorboating contest

Is this show watchable (and not just for the fanservice)? Does it have a laugh track? I don't mind if the jokes aren't always 10/10, but I can't tolerate hearing the same laugh track being played 15 times per minute

I want to see more of maxes fiancé with his shirt off and pants off.
And caralines bf more shirtless and possibly pantless.
And they wrestle.
The end part of the last episode had it right.

I want a full episode with that.

Dude, they make the same jokes
every
single
episode

>Pathetic asian joke
>Sex crazed middle eastern joke
>Exaggerated foreigner joke
>Old man joke
>Boob joke
>Hilariously fucked up past joke
>Pathetically poor joke
>Hype craze joke

They never deviate, it's the same token jokes every episode.
It also has a laugh track

I wouldn't make a Two Broke Girls episode.
I would make a Two Broke Girls porn parody!
(Just like 75% of the posters in this thread!)

>Hype
Meant to say hip, as in mocking modern crazes like fandoms and gamers.

Thanks for explaining the joke, numbnuts

i'm guessing they were going more for the wow factor than trying to make an illusion

imore like gross out factor amirite?

did you watch the show, she talks about her rack all the time....

No

Yes, but I meant in public and interviews. Just completely embrace. They're all she has going for her

Well I mean you can't expect her to just show up with a cowbell and talk about how she keeps ruining her shirts with her leaky boobs

Kat Dennings gets naked and masturbates for 30 minutes

I mean, she might as well. Miley Cyrus it, go for the absurdity, milk her boobs for all they're worth. Once Two Broke Girls is over she's not gonna have much

>just show up with a cowbell and talk about how she keeps ruining her shirts with her leaky boobs
If I controlled reality I would make this kind of behavior not only acceptable for big titted women, but encouraged. That's probably why I don't control reality.

...

The dems have no future, sorry.

Sadly, because of the insulting nature, we can't give Kat a cow nickname like how other celebrities have accepted nicknames by their fans

These plots ITT aren't very Christian :(

While everyone else is away on some bullshit, maybe Han got into a horrible car crash that was coming to him, Max learns about the amazing world of the hucow fetish community!

The girls become addicted to heroin and spiral out of control into performing ASS TO ASS for drug money.

Neither is Dennings.

Max wears remote control vibrating panties through the whole episode. For comedic reasons.

One night after closing when only Max and Caroline are there a gang breaks into the cafe and subjects the girls to a night-long ordeal of degradation and pack rape.

Y'know, I actually wonder if they could get that past censors. Give Kat vibrating panties, do a normal episode, but all the comedy comes from pleasuring her during takes and her having to give lines while in ecstasy; there's also the fear of not knowing when the people behind the scenes will turn it on.

I have never watched this so, aside from having kat dennings put on a pair of thigh highs, sit on the blondes face and yell "lick my cunt you dirty little slut", I wouldn't know what to do. I suppose subvert thelma and louise, maybe have two lads come into the supermarket who are on the run and see how much millage I could get out of that?

It could work really well.

If I were a producer there I'd definitely try it.

>it's an Oleg finds a random remote laying on the counter and starts mashing all the buttons scene

I'd rather not see that creepy asshole enjoy pleasuring Max, would rather it just be the people behind the scenes, and in story nobody notices it or brings it up.
Max is about to make a joke about her messed up passed and suddenly has such an intense orgasm she has to lean on something to avoid collapsing. Everyone's watching her, obliviously waiting for her to finish her line

I suck on Kat Dennings breasts for one hour straight as she caresses and strokes my cock.

You fucking know if they could get away with it they would have Kat walk around topless every episode. And Kat is such a willing fan service girl she might actually do it

Me impregnating Kat Dennings in the mating press whilst that whore in the blonde whick tongues my asshole

Then I'd never air it and cancel this pathetic excuse of a show

kind of like this then
youtu.be/PQuT-Xfyk3o?t=231

How did this show last 6 seasons?

Dunno but I wouldn't last 6 seconds between those tits

Lonely single moms and retired grandparents that also like Big Bang Theory

I would negotiate with them to let me do a season and just do an entire season of Max's lines replaced with Kat Dennings mooing

Scene where the the director dips in to fuck max while the blonde chick fucks off

i fuck max from behind while the blonde sucks on her tits
would they air it?

No. They always make the same sex jokes plus Max is hot but not enough to make it bearable

>Max and Caroline get drunk/ high and end up fucking

Only if you use a lot of censoring and implication.

in europe yes

You can't stifle my muse, man

A freak accident results in the girls having to have all their limbs amputated
and then I have sex with them

I want to be fuckbuddies with Max. She definitely sucks dick like a champ I feel. I wouldn't even mind her body hair due to all the jokes about her bush
This doesn't have to do with making an episode, I just feel like I could probably get into a relationship with Max where she's my willing sex toy

>Bound
>written and directed by lana and lilly wachowski (as the wachowski brothers)

>due to all the jokes about her bush
?

They make a lot of a jokes about how she has a heavy pubic bush. I'm saying I wouldn't mind it

Wow, really? Never heard any, interesting.

23 minutes of lesbian rimming

Crossover episode with the film Udder Insanity, where Christina Hendricks hires Max as Ariel Winter's replacement since she mutilated her tits. Max uses her milk in her cupcake recipe and the girls become rich. For all her help, they ask Christina to be a full-time business partner and celebrate with a lesbian sex scene that takes up the last 10 minutes of the episode.

Yeah, they've made a bunch. The only ones I can recall are that they say she can tie it into a pony tail and also compare it to a garden/forest. It's been a while since I watched it, but they did it enough times I noticed it

The two of them are in a bedroom trying on various panties and bras for the entire episode.

Christina Hendricks guest stars as a rep for a sex toy company in town. She and Kat bond over being part of the massive tit master race. Titlet blonde feels inadequate. Sensing blood in the water, Hendricks and Kat instinctively go into maximum over-bully of the titlet.

Show ends with Kat and Hendricks Eiffel Towering the titlet with a pair of giant horsecock strapons. Titlet is humiliated by more aroused than she's ever been. Titlet cums so hard she passes out, episode fades to black as the massive tit master races roll her over onto her back and continue fucking her while they make out and play with each others tits on top of her.

A none too subtle milk themed episode with Max as the focus

When will the show heed our wants and do a milk/cow episode?

Who wouldn't?

>titty fucking

This is the best.