There will be an attempt on Trump's life this week. A radicalized Black Lives Matter protester will shoot Trump with a sniper rifle, but he will survive because his suit is bulletproof. Kek confirms it.
There will be an attempt on Trump's life this week...
Daniel James
Joshua Adams
KEK WILLS IT
Nathaniel Howard
Not happening. Trump is unstoppable.
Adrian Butler
I belive
Lucas Parker
oooo so close
John Allen
Dubs denounces it
Joshua Mitchell
Reported to secret service not memeing either
Adam Nguyen
sorry forgot to confirm the happening I WILL IT CHECK EM
Noah Baker
*KEK ERROR DETECTED* let me fix that for you and make this happening actually happen
Brody Gomez
kek has spoken, OP's a nigger
Connor Williams
This is just harmless speculation. Also, everything that I have ever written on this website is satire.
Michael Reyes
Besides this post and the post I am typing right now
Christian Wright
same here. these faggots have to learn the hard way.
Samuel Nelson
>OP'sfw
Owen Jenkins
Kek will give me dübs, Trump will smash the black cunt that tries to kill him.
Jacob Clark
ooooo so close
Grayson Young
>literally nothing, the post
Fuck off with these fucking slide threads
Ayden Thompson
He would win just based on surviving an assassination attempt.
William Harris
Watch me get these digits, faggots
Andrew Perez
Smiting niggas with his toupe.
Meguca Trump will bring a lot of hope and disappointment to Mruika.
Aiden Thompson
Hey, Secret Service! Just wanted to remind you again that my post is purely speculation. I do not have any actual information about anything like this. This post was meant to be a joke, albeit an admittedly tasteless one. I love Hillary Clinton, and if you guys promise not to come see my at work or at home I will vote for her and vote Democrat for the rest of my life. I pay my taxes, too! Thank you, and have a good day.