OFFICIAL CRYSTAL PALACE v TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR MATCH THREAD

12:00pm kick-off.

CP: Hennessey, Wan-Bissaka, Fosu-Mensah, Tomkins, Van Aanholt, Milivojevic (C), Riedewald, McArthur, Townsend, Sorloth, Benteke.
>Subs: Henry, Souare, Delaney, Rakip, Lokilo, Kirby, Lee.

TH: Lloris (C), Aurier, Sanchez, Dier, Davies, Wanyama, Dembele, Lamela, Eriksen, Dele, Kane.
>Subs: Vorm, Foyth, Trippier, Rose, Sissoko, Lucas, Son.

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Sorry la

Literally Dele got fouled twice. This is fucking horseshit

The ironic thing about Alli diving all the time is that sooner or later somebody is going to absolutely wreck him and get away with it because the ref will just assume Alli is faking it.

why can't kane score against these championship shitters?

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3 clear penalties today

>divenham divespurs

Good save that

He only scores against big teams.

>divey alli

>no yellow

>dele alli, hes not even big

bit gay that

This needs to happen to Alli ASAP

*Dives*

>Commentator: BRAVE BRITISH SPURS LADS, PLAYING FOOTBALL THE RIGHT WAY.

they've been parking the bus, the kryptonite of teams with a possession based style of play.
Also, Alli and Lamela are shitters

Diving Alley will start for England

That is already happening, today.

At this point, if a Spurs player goes down in the box it's a nailed-on dive. They've gone back to the Bale-era.

remember when alli tried to snap based kev's ankle and then he went up the other end and scored

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diving cunt
is there a more cheating team than tottenham in the epl?

kek fucking weiser got what he deserves

Real slurpy game we got here lads.

Good post

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WOW I HOPE YOU WEREN'T SAYING THE HOLOCAUST WAS A HOAX, ALLI DID NOT DIVE

>home team listed first on the scoreboard
Throws me off every time, I was wondering why Wembley looked so fucking small all of a sudden.

lamela and alli are the only players keeping spurs from winning the league

>The Mighty Spurs

>video of Dele Alli getting his dick worked by a prime slut emerges
>suddenly every virgin hates him

Really makes you think.

Alli's dives have won them several games.

Absolutely sick of this Lamela hater ITT

Expire yourself

palace are going to snatch this 1-0

Post rare Kanes

penalty when?

F

Please Spurs buy Kainz pls thx

HE ______
HE ______
HE ____ YOUR __________
_____ ____ _____

apologise

get ready for: SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON SON

And him being banned has cost them several games. Part of their collapse in the Leicester season was down to him punching a west brom player for no reason and getting banned the rest of the year.

>tomkins

Best Player In The World™ being subbed off??

>chelsea are 5th if manure beat them

not him, but lamela is bad at football

What a shit game

>for no reason
i mean he is black

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Is the ref a spastic? You can’t just not give actual penalties because a player may or may not have dived in the past

tomkins is the only player that can injure himself due to being shit

Fair point.

Holy cow Townsend got his hair back

t. goy who cried wolf

>81 minutes gone
>still no goals
>against Crystal Palace academy
What does Poch mean by this?

Chelsea DNA

JUST

*breathes in eternally*

what the actual fuck

>AURIER
LOOOOOOOOL

>AURIER
>AURIER
>AURIER
>AURIER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ahahahahahahahahahaha how do you not

refs look back at their decisions together and if they see they have given multiple penalties to a player where it looks like they have dived they obviously they are going to be less willing to give a pen to that player in the future are are likely to book them for simulation if they go down in the box

AHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAH

>AURIER
kill me now

actually, you can

WHAT THE FUCK

>Orry-air

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OH OH OH NO NO NO NO ON NONONONNONOONNONO BWAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh my god Aurier is garbage

He didn't give away another fucking pen did he?

What the fuck.

>KANE

>spuds

Hennessey, The Occasional Prime Manuel Neuer

How is this even happening.

>aurier

FILL ME IN LADS WHATS GOING ON WITH AURIER

LOL

he stepped on a ball instead of shooting it in front of an open net

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Palace is gonna win 1:0 with some cheeky counter attack minute 89

>aurrier


LMAO GET FUCKED

had an open goal, stood on the ball, fell on his arse and missed the chance

Nah he just missed an open goal

K E K
KEK
kek

All he had to do was tap it in and the dopey nigger isn't even capable of that

No but there's still time for that

Can’t throw a ball
Can’t cross
Can’t beat a man
Lunges in the box
Stands on the ball

Why did spurs buy Aurier

Er ist ein Idiot!

>pain

i would get so hard desu

this

>KANE

memes

bit racist

how much did spurs spend on aurier btw?
walker-peters is better

digits confirm a Bentekker goal