Jesus Christ, Rogan

Jesus Christ, Rogan...

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joe rogaine

he forgot to mention the avacado

would eat the shit out of it tb h

The man even makes a sliced avocado look unappetizing. Also

>5 cloves of garlic
Good Christ

As if his personality wasn't toxic enough, imagine being near him when he farted...

FRESH eggs from my yard

Substitute the kale for spinach and the gay tiny eggs for some jumbos from the store and we got a deal.

he plants egg seeds?

>not buying ground up garlic

>fried eggs from my yard
Why does he have fried eggs in his yard?

>6 eggs
>for one person
>healthy

>5 cloves of garlic

Thats were he keeps his eggplants

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i don't know why these threads crack me the fuck up

>all of his loyal asskissers in the comments

kek

>not eating 12 eggs in one sitting

Get on my level roganlet

>make a nice meal
>"oh shit i forgot to photograph it"
>vomit it back up on some wholemeal bread
>take picture
>enjoy it a second time

how is that a sandwich? you would be unable to pick that up. the bottom layer of bread has probably soaked through and turned into a paste

oh wow...someone get this fucking ape a cookbook.

Joes latest culinary masterpiece

The fuck did he do to those eggs?

Kek

>not eating 5 dozen eggs in one sitting

cloves of garlic
>Good Christ

What's the problem? It's delicious and good for you.

fpbp

simple but made me lol

why is he putting jalapenos on everything?

I want to see Gordon Ramsay comment on Joes food

#healthyasfuck

how could anyone think that looks good

>eggs
>jalapeños
>garlic
every.single.fucking.meal

>coffee with MCT oil

What the hell is wrong with him?
Got drink coffee to wake up.

This is the only meal I need!

"fresh" eggs
what did he mean by this?

You look like a pretty girl.
My name is Nova, wanna meet me?

>every meal has to be different

this is a retarded american love of capitalism ideal.

i eat chicken, wheat and veg for my dinner almost every day

you couldnt pay me to eat this filth

it takes a special kind of moron to fuck up eggs that bad

Here's why

Why is there a soupy disguting ooze at the bottom of every Joe Rogan breakfast?

>re-posting this

down voted

>eggs
>jalapeños
>garlic

Again same shit every meal

fucking vegan gains...

it didn't get as many (you)s as I wanted last time

He puts jalapenos in all his fucking meals

>He fell for the keto meme

>those vegans crying their eyes out
lmao

giving jack a run for his money

thats pretty fucked up to eat the babies of eggplants

fuckin vegan faggots

Thats primate oil aka cum

Haha, what the fuck

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>Make a nice comment
>"Oh shit I didn't get enough (you)s"
>Vomit it back up on some taiwanese puppet theater forum
>Repost it
>Enjoy it a second time

actually, new research has shown the amount of cholesterol you eat has little effect on your blood cholesterol. So go ahead and eat as many eggs as you want

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butter

Vegan getting triggered.
Classic like Paul Dano.

>eating meat
>eating eggs
>eating dairy
>eating onions and garlic
lmao

>it's a redditor gets triggered by a "repost" episode

>eating food

You work for Big Sugar or somethin you piece of shit?

Does this nigger actually think eating half a dozen fried eggs every fucking day is healthy?

>i eat chicken, wheat and veg for my dinner almost every day
Same, only rice instead of wheat.

>eating

You get all your calories from drinking alcohol lol

Preview of that image fucking killed me.

but it actually is. "eating more than 2 eggs a day is bad for you" is outdated science. I sometimes eat 10 eggs a day, cheap and good

health.clevelandclinic.org/2015/02/why-you-should-no-longer-worry-about-cholesterol-in-food/

Vegans do know that unfertilized eggs aren't baby chickens, right?

Eating any type of food is enough to bring out the faggots complaining about how unhealthy it is.

There is literally not a single food that people agree is good.

only idiots use the word healthy prove me wrong

the act of keeping a chicken is already cruel to them

you should set the chicken free in the woods, obviously

That looks awful. Looking at it is making my lunch taste better.

I believe they object to the process of getting them.

Yes

why do podcasters love eggs so much?

How about 10+ grams of saturated fat in one sitting? What does actually new research say about how that affects your cholesterol?

They can add a good zing to a food that just tastes okay

>tfw you learn how eggs grow inside chickens

>sat fat is bad meme

lmao go back to the 90s

:(

Why does he eat eggs so much? It makes me think that he is living like a college student and only has bread and eggs in his fridge

>there's a big difference in how they taste
>but i'd never know with how i cook them

cool

One of the best,easiest, tastiest, cheapest foods on the planet. This thread is full of faggots who eat chips and drink soda all day.

Sat fat is innocent AF, cut down on your sugar intake instead fatty.

>fat is bad

gorging on carb like most people do is probably worse for you than having some fat

>tfw you have to stick your fingers up a living one's cloaca to see how many they got comin

I mean they are but most people don't have them so frequently.

Why are all of his dishes swimming in grease?

>three eggs in the morning
>fruit and pbj sandwiches for lunch
>chicken and rice for dinner

I've had the same mealplan since july last year

>not eating organic chips
not wrong with that as long as you limit yoru intake tb h

Most people are stupid.

Has anyone ever shown this to /ck/?

that's olive oil

grease doesn't look like that

If you like it, your poops are healthy, and you ain't gaining weight, there's no problem.

Organic means nothing in most cases. Enjoy your processed garbage fried in cheap fat covered in salt.

kale chips are actually pretty good with some chili powder

pain in the ass to get them right in the oven though, dehydrator is kino

i never asked for your worthless opinion

He keeps chickens in his yard, he literally has an unlimited supply of homemade eggs. Why wouldn't he eat them often?

That makes sense