Not eating great food while watching your favorite shows/films

>not eating great food while watching your favorite shows/films

>raw egg

enjoy your chickenAIDS

that's breakfast, it's 7pm in the UK.

Are Brits composed of like 60% Starch due to diets like this?

>like burnt eggs

Spot the American

Gorgeous english brekky there lad. Brown sauce is truly the sauce of gentlemen

I don't eat eggs, I'm not a degenerate who eats abortions.

Do you eat your own cum as well, eurofaggot?

They eat it in Canada, Aussieland and Kiwiland as well. So, yes? Also you've NEVER had full english for din dins? What kind of subhuman shithole do you live in? Swindon?

>full english
kuso
>full scottish
kino

>Swindon?
Further east.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BEANS REEEEEEEEEE

Looks like one of those horrid birds eye hash browns, disgusting

pic related for dinner tonight, no idea which movie i'm gonna watch though

Oxford?

>implying
Ranch corn nuts and Acai redbull is the GOAT movie meal.

This food always looks oddly good to me

You actually eat there? Disgusting.

>abortions
The eggs we commonly eat in the west are not fertilized.

The taters look good and greasy
The meat looks edible atleast
Olives are disgusting though

No, east....

I like olives

Someone please describe how you eat the tomatoes here? Do you just chomp straight in?

paki spotted

Oxford is to the East REEEEE! But London. Shame. I live in Oxford. Well the area, but fuck saying where. You'll track me down. I actually met a guy on WoW who lived in my town. Was odd as fuck.

>2017
>eating meat

>not able to go 1 to two hours watching a TV show or movie without stuffing your fucking face

Weak. You're as sad as Xbox faggots and their "gamer fuel"

how dare you

Dutch as fuck

>already in defensive mental gymnastics

They shouldn't have fertilized you either.

I've never seen someone with a hate boner for people who eat eggs.

lol what a weirdo.

This is the only good thing Bongs can eat. There's not much else in English cuisine I can cosign on.

*WHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZEEEEEEEEE*

MUH LARGS!

*SHARTS*

Pickled onion monster munch

not Dutch at all desu

>it's an american has never put a sunny side egg on top of his steak episode

>prawn cocktail quavers

>salt and vinegar walkers

>eating meat

top kek fleshcucks

olives are patrician
only green ones though

do brits walk around farting all day or something?

>eating
hahah holy shit please tell me that's just a meme

yeah, we arent confident enough to go as far as shitting ourselves like you do, though

Why do people like runny eggs

Picture of OP

Real American here, born and raised in the great state of Texas so you just know I'm more of a man than you. I just ate 6 egg whites.

>we arent confident enough to go as far as shitting ourselves like you do

brits confirmed for betas

Better for the protein the less you cook it. Thats why its grand for you to eat a raw egg once in a while

Did he died?

It's weird knowing that in a few years most of the stuff on that plate will be outlawed by the Shariah courts.

>more of a man than you
>eats egg whites
Are you afraid of the cholesterol you fucking pussy? All the protein and nutrients and shit is in the yolk you idiot, you ate 6 whites when you could have just had two eggs

you can wipe them with your toast or biscuits

salt and vinegar mccoys > walkers

>haggis
10/10
>black pudding
>10/10
>tatty scone
>10/10
>bacon
>looks like a 9/10
>sausages
>6/10
>mushroom
>0/10
>tomatoes
>8/10
>toast
>1/10
>egg
>could taste like a 9 but looks a 6

I'm going to eat 5 other meals today buddy. I'll get plenty of macro and micro nutrients throughout the day to make up a healthy and balanced diet. I don't need to get all that cholesterol and saturated fat in one meal...

It's like you don't even understand nutrition.

Getting KFC, a few cold beers and watching Get Out later.

>when you become an honorary black man for the night
It's a strange but comfy feel.

i only eat at my desk

my bedroom is the only room i do anything in

i live in a three bed room and never leave my main

no need

>he still believes in the cholesterol and saturated fat boogeyman

LMAO enjoy your nogainz you momscience little twink

>saturated fat is bad for you meme
Holy shit how fucking stupid are you

>full scottish
>basically full english + poverty and resentment

>not just eating what you want but not too much of it

it's the kino way of life

i enjoy my delicacies but i'm still healthy and trim

What are those brown round things? Mini-hamburgers? What about the black ones? And what's that on the tomato's left?

>full scottish
>it's like a full english, but with no islam

>i'm still healthy and trim
translation: i'm scrawny and weak

gotta eat big to get big little boy, stay small

sodium all over the place

I heard people who don't like runny eggs like to watch other men fuck their wives

Picked up my favorite snak ^•^

joke's on you, i'm a permavirgin

scottish people have no real culture of their own so they just take english things and call them scottish

they claim "scots" is a language but it's basically just the written form of the scottish accent

Nothing wrong with that

What is the source of this gif?

>some lardass wants to impose his way of life on a healthy man

heh, no thanks kid

People only say British food is shit because they visit the UK once and go for food in a spoons or a hungry horse and expect fucking top nosh. Sad, really.

The brown round things are sausages I think and the black ones are blood sausages. I'm not sure what's next to the tomato.

english people have no real culture of their own so they just take pakistani things and call them engish

Agreed. You can't take a Full English, add a bit of haggis and call it a Full Scottish like it's some entirely different meal.

black pudding and white pudding
the thing next to the tomato is a mushroom

I gained 10 pounds of lean muscle in about 9 months last year. So you may be right. I probably could have packed on the weight a little faster but I kept my BF % below 13 the entire time I gained. I also added about 250 lbs to my big three total in that time. So it works for me. I bet you're a pussy.

I never said it was bad for you but there is a thing called limiting it in your diet. Too much is a bad thing.

GOOBAS

>healthy man
>probably weighs 150lbs soaking wet and doesn't lift
i could pick you up and break you over my knee WWE style you little twerp

>tfw going to an Irish restaurant tomorrow and getting the breakfast

Maybe, but I have to pay tribute to the full english as seriously potent hangover fuel.

mate, you keep posting stuff like this in this thread as if Scotland doesn't have pakis too. After May closes all our borders and you get your independence you'll be getting even more too.

Thanks for the blog update faggot

>liking the yolk to be yellow chalk

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