/bgt/ Britain's Got Talent general

/bgt/ Britain's Got Talent general

Get in here lads

Mulhern best girl

Amanda's arse

What arse?

I fucking despise the editing on this show.

Would you fug Alesha even though she's a.. y'know?

It's too predictable and always the same music.

The worst part is showing the audience too much.

just tuned in, did i miss anything so far

Are you saying you hate Walking On Sunshine and I'm So Excited?

You raise me up, or that one kelly clarkson song.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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This act could hav been good if they didn't use such plebian music

#JC4PM

YELLOW FEVER DOOSH!

>Asians walk on stage
>mother says "go back to chinkichongland"
lmao what the fuck

reacting to what?

Your mother is an obsolete roastie m8.

No idea, it's just what the webm was called when I saved it

Fuck off Charlie. Honestly I haven't got time for this shit.

Pleb tier show. Which other [country] got talent should I watch for ACTUAL talent?

Your mum sounds like she weighs 800 pounds and votes UKIP

>tfw the SJW WEWUZ Brits le ebul white Empire mess that is tonight's Casualty on TV in the background

Thanks for affirming why ITV is best, BBC.

*dabs*

A FUCKING DAB

*dabs respectfully*

FINALLY, something actually worth watching, it will all be downhill from here

>it's a child 'talent' episode

Fuck's sake.

>Noncebait

The days of kung fu loli are long gone

What's the process of the whole thing? Do they preform in front of pre judges before the ones we see?

Simon Cowell sold out

Those kids were shit

>blackpool

future hooker confirmed

How are going to GROW UP to be a fictional child character you fucking idiot.

Yeah

She's in Year 4, leave her alone

I hope this goes wrong

Have they ever shown a child act that they said no to?

Don't apologise for this shit. This show used to have standards.

>getting mad at a child

>want to be edgy and talk shit
>not cool enough to hate on a cute little girl
This show wants to make throw up but sometimes I just don't have it in me.

Why would they intentionally shit on little kids

They're obviously not going to win, but no need to make the suicidal on national tv.

What an attention whore.

>BGT still allows singers older than 16

The daughter

>This show used to have standards

Always been garbage, you've just grown up

WIZZARD =/= GIRL WITCH

>I smell the blood of an English man
>clearly a half-caste twink

nope

They're really pushing The Durells. Every fickonh ad break.

Bet his dad is his best friend,

>Can you feel it plays every episode episode

No matter what points you bring out and how much you will try to argue this, but people who watch this shit are part of the reason why this country has gone to shit and to the dogs.
You guys are fucking disgusting and actually deserve all the shit you're in and all the shit that is coming your way.
I wish all of you will die of cancer.

based mum tbqh

Rec me a better version of the show. Hows the US version? Which one's the best?

This cunt reminds me of Seth MacFarlane.

Anyone got decent Amanda pics?

>Do it for Britain

just finished car share lads. if anyone wants to have a chat, the DOA thread I made is here

We're watching it ironically.

>impregnate a black woman
>child is pure white

Simon you're not fooling anyone

>people who watch this shit are part of the reason why this country has gone to shit and to the dogs.

Nice projection. Maybe you'd rather switch over to BBC1, they've got a good DURR WHITE BRITAIN = BAD episode of Casualty on right now.

How many packs does this fag smoke a day?

Puberty is going to ruin his voice lmao

GCSEs weren't hard...

Get this lad on an apprenticeship

Please fuck off you little faggot.

>girlfriend
Aye mate.

TIME WASTING

>Politicising a low rate talent show on ITV

Kippers everyone

Getting real sick of forced sob stories

>muh dad

She probably found him fucking a guy.

>DURR DURR LIEK LMAO MY DAD'S IN THE AUDIENCE

FFS how long til BGMT.

Vomit.jpg

What song do you think will play once he's finished singing before they confirm he's through?

what a gay haircut on this lad

Chasing Cars.

Mate fuck off. Last year or the year before there was an episode of Casualty where there was a ton of upstart negroes, involving the rape of a schoolgirl by a gang of adult blacks

If you seriously believe the tellybox is conspiring to destroy the white race through fiction you're both a moron and sorely underestimating the people who civilised the world

Probably some Sia track

What does your girlfriend think of him?

Was this song about his dad?

delete this NOW

No, it was begging his ex to take him back

Listen to the preamble mate

FFS, we alreddy hav the Xfactor and the Voice just go there insted

His gf who dumped him then got back with him again.

Most likely when she found out he was auditioning for BGT.

I just got mad remembering last years winner lads

>Twink does basic 101 card trick that lasts one minute
>Carts out old war veteran and gives a 'muh servicemen' speech
>Wins in a landslide

How do we prevent this happening again lads

>watching the finals
You brought it on yourself

Our brave service men and women should always win to be honest. They should also be on footballer wages.

>four chords

Is ITV the worst of the big channels here?

its pleb central, even the ads are awful

Sup Forums enters an act next year
What would it be like lads?

Farage pls go

Channel 4 has cancer like The Last Leg.

baneposting on stage

Some fag does a medley of Sup Forums the musical and wins with a landslide that would make Tony Blair blush

David Walliams is a weird cunt isn't he? Always seemed a bit off to me, like he could just snap at any moment

Better than Star Troopers or ANOTHER SINGER.

It's a yes from me

Doggo Masterrace will rise again

He looks like hes into some really weird sex stuff

SLAGS

It's a yes from me.

A new rule for BGT should be that whoever the winner of the previous year was, that type of act can't apply for this year.

So if Dancing won last year, no dance acts this time.

Magic won last year so no magic this time around.

>I'm poppy

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