MORTY! COME QUICK! GOD'S OUTSIDE!

>MORTY! COME QUICK! GOD'S OUTSIDE!
>yeah very funny Rick, I'm not falling for that again
>No, seriously hes right here oh wow Morty, j-j-just come see how majestic he is
>*sigh* oh no Rick, there's nobody there
>THAT'S RIGHT BITCH BECAUSE HE-
>yeah, I know Rick because God isn't real we've heard it a million times, can I please just watch tv

I bump these every time I see them

hahaha you conservatives are very funny; your face each time we mock your stupid beliefs. you have no sense of humor. why can you be like John Oliver and Sthephen Colbert.

DUDE HELICOPTER RIDES XDDD

MORTY, QUICK! LOOK AT SZECHUAN SAUCE I JUST FOUND!
I don't car-
MORTY, THE FUCKING *BURP* TERIYAKI DIPPING SAUCE IS AT LAST MINE, M-MORTY
Just le-
NOW YOU CAN LICK MY BALLS WITH THIS SAUCE *BURP*

>people voluntarily watch this guys show

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LOL. GOD ISN'T REAL, MORTY. *burp* LOL

MORTY WE *BURP* NEED MORE REFUGEES MORTY. EUROPE IS DYING AND UNLESS *BURP* UNTIL WHITE PEOPLE ARE REPLACED BY SOMALIANS EUROPE WILL BE IN FREEFALL MORTY

He's just telling you exactly what happened with Iraq, and I still can't bring a water bottle on a plane.

>all war is fascist

Damn, my neurons are having an orgy over this.

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HE QUANTIFIED SOMETHING IN QUASI SCIENTIFIC TERMS XD XD XD !!!!

>no burping
You-you have to steee*burp*p up your game, biaaaa*burp*tch

This would be unironically funny if they did it in the show.

>yet Democrats need a constant scapegoat (Russia) and wars (Libya, Syria).

IT WAS HER TURN!!!

>WOW, MORTY. *burp* THIS GUY IS DEEP, MORTY.

so he is against jews, but he is a jew, isn't he?

>they made a character based on Sup Forums

can you post it?

that's him, abradolf lincler

1 part Sup Forums 1 part Sup Forums

I think if you asked him he'd say white men dictate America's foreign policy

needs more reddit

>M-HURRRP-ORTY, THIS IS IT, THE ULTIMATE EXPRESSION OF SCIENTIFIC NIHILISM
>IT TOOK US 2000 YEARS TO GET HERE MORTY, AND WE KNOW NOW THAT, THAT NOTHING MATTERS MORTY, YOU'RE JUST A SACK OF FLESH MORTY!

DUDE IM NOT RACIST JUST A WHITE NATIONALIST. LYNCH ALL SUB HUMAN NIGGERS LMAO

>DUDE POO POO PEE PEE JOKES

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you can bring a water bottle on the plane. just can't take it thru customs.

Shit: The Post

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>I WANT SZEFHUAN SAUCE, MORTY. LIOOOOILLL LOL LOL
>SEDGWAN SAUCE! FROM DISN'YS TEH MULAN! LOL

HOW EXCITED ARE YOU FOR PICKLE RICK?
IT'S GONNA BE HELLA FR*GGING EPIC FOR TEH WIN

Also another scapegoat in addition to Russia (White people, police, internet trolls).

I am all for people enjoying a wide variety of TV. You like the Big Bang Theory, or Kim Kardashian, or Jerry Springer, or any other unpopular show (or popular one) on Reddit, I don't care. I dislike Archer, but I don't mind it or the references on Reddit.
But Rick and Morty circlejerks are just so annoying. The two main characters are cliche stereotypes, which is fine (and they are loosely based off BTTF characters, I KNOW), but their voices are immensely annoying and the repetitive drunk jokes (and belching) add nothing to the show.
The circlejerking about how 'deep' Rick and Morty is also pisses me off. No, making a storyline about every shitty moralistic 'philosophical' sci-fi story out of some 1980s fiction compilation does not make your show a work of art. I understand it, it just isn't funny.
It's that, most of all, which pisses me off. When people attempt to suggest that this show is on another plane of humour, like if you don't like it you're just an idiot who can't understand the incredible satire and complex metaphysical humour that go into this masterpiece of a show.
Rick and Morty isn't complex. Most gags are far more slapstick than even Family Guy or The Simpsons. Adding science fiction references doesn't make it "elite", and it certainly doesn't make it funnier.
Just like Supernatural or that other vampire show (True Blood?) pander to tumblr, so too does Rick and Morty pander to Reddit's cadre of young, white, male science fiction nerds. That's fine. But don't pretend you're superior for liking it.

Funny enough neo-conservatism is a trotskyist ideology made up by socialist Jews

woah...
so this is the power of...
liberal humor...

>BUT MORTY GLOBAL WARMING DOOMSDAY PROPHECY DEATH CULT AND OTHER PSEUDOSCIENTIFIC THEORIES THAT WE WANT TO PUSH
Fucking hilarious show. Upboated.

Seek medical help.

>MORTY! LICK MY BALLS, MORTY! *burp*