Bit of personal blogging because fuck you

Today I had sex with a guy after the first date, because he was just so great. He's a film student, and he loved the exact same films as me, and we watched They Live, Evil Dead 2 and the hour long Lasagna Cat monologue all in the same day without it feeling at all dull or boring.

When we were having sex though there were 2 notable things that happened, one funny and one embarassing.

1) When I was riding him, facing away from him, i came so hard the cum went over my head and arced down to hit him in the face, which was hilarious

2) My dick was kind of smegma-y, which was gross as shit - I had to go take a shower and clean it which was super embarassing. I'm uncircumsized, and I just dont know how to stop it building up during the daytime, its frustrating.

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id suck the shit off of ur cock

I need your help writing a sci-fi futuristic screenplay without making it seem as if I've stolen ideas from anyone

was this post sperg kino

I hope you get AIDS

How about setting it in the future but having the plot not be dependent on the setting? You could have a very contemporary relationship drama or whatever that just happens to be set in a cool scifi world

>trying to come up with a unique concept for space travel
>think I have a good idea that'd be interesting to explore
>realize I just accidentally created The Warp

I feel like giving up because every movie idea I come up with has already been featured in a similar film

pic related: me

blogman how do i get a bf?

Or just go and clean your dick in the sink? How the fuck do you build up so much anyway? Are you horny all the time retarded slut?

I think the main thing is to be actively looking for friends. Actively looking for a bf doesnt work in my experience, but what does work is just socialising a lot with acquaintances and not really worrying about it too much. The more friends you have, the more likely either they will be bf material or someone they know will be bf material.

As for how to make acquaintances into friends, just invite them for a night out barcrawling or to a concert or something social like that where you can chat and get plastered.

>Are you horny all the time?
Well, not all the time, but I pretty much popped and held a boner for like 3 hours before we actually fucked. He is *really* hot.

I too wish to know

F-FOR A FRIEND haha

pics

>how to stop it building up
What in the fuck are you doing that your smegma BUILDS UP IN A DAY? That's not being a slob, that's a medical condition.

You, the BLACKED posters, Sup Forums and Australia are killing this board.

I was writing a book about a guy whose job was to inform the family members of killed soldiers, then I saw a preview for The Messenger and I turned to drugs

Are you stupid? I've got a boner every time I go to work thanks to this slut that is near me and it never builds up that much.

You literally need to be leaking for that to happen

I dont know. This didnt used to happen, it only started 3-4 months ago.

It usually builds up in like under 12 hours, its really gross. I googled a bit but apparently there isnt much you can do about it

Yeah, i dont know why really. Its annoying.

take your blog to tumblr

Gentleman, lay off the porn. It will destroy you. It destroyed me, But after all these years I hope I finally have a handle on my life. It destroyed me though, irreversibly so. I hope not, but there's a lot of damage in there. Lots of bad memories and poor choices I engaged in because of it. Stop while you're able.

Leave unnaturalness alone and be clean.

post a pic bby

Nah. I really think he might actually be The One, so I dont want to risk even the tiniest chance of someone doxxing us and ruining this.

Perhaps they're all the same thing :^)

That's pretty gay. as long as you didn't kiss or anything you're only a bit of a fag.

what about a shot of your smegma machine

Ok then go away. Try soc or ck, they love this shit.