See hot girl

>See hot girl
>Imagine her ripping a huge fart

This board has ruined me

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you were weak to begin with

>posted from his lagdroid
Disgusting coward

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>See hot girl
>Imagine her ripping a huge fart
>Get boner
ftfy

>See hot girl.
>She stands up.
>I sniff her chair.

Who all does this?

Ive sniffed my gfs roomies panties before and rubbed my dick in them

>watching sherlock
>like his deducing powers
>start doing it in real life in my head
>90% of the time is wondering what a girls butt smells like

How did it feel?

I farted while getting a rimjob once. That's about the most embarrassing thing you can experience.

>Girl sends ass pic
>Reply with BRAAAAAAP
>Never sends me one again

>eyes automatically start at the feet then go up when i look at a woman

bruh

>Be 69ing with girl
>Finger her butthole while I do it
>She moves to switch positions
>Smell my finger while she's not looking
>It smells like shit

true story

You did the right thing user.

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Anyone else sometimes feel like you like boobs and butts because you're supposed to?

What I mean by that is I much prefer seeing a clothed woman than a naked one. Bare flesh is boring. A nice tight skirt or a sultry turtleneck is more my speed. Anyone else?

Thanks, I didn't have the WebM lel

You know if you guys were honest about this with women (if you ever get close enough or in the appropriate situation) they would not care, in fact they would be receptive. We release scents on a hormonal level dont be embarrassed by your natural desires OP

H-he turned and gave a joking thumbs up to the camera, right? It was all an act, right?

I remember in high school I had this whole cfnm fetish, turns out the fetish was I'm gay

>H-h-hey Stacy whenever I look at your butt I imagine you ripping a giant fart, whattaya think of that?

I cannot imagine that going over well.

hold onto your dicks autists
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She'd probably be relieved that she can just start farting around you right away instead of having to go through that awkward period where she has to pretend she doesn't fart

Difference being I'm not interested in the naked male, you dumb faggot.

When will they finally kill aidz?

I like to believe he was picking something up.

right you just find women more beautiful in lets say panties because vaginas are kind gross. yeah thats you being gay

Did you know that buddhist monks use the BRAP technique to detach themselfs from sexual desire

>Sup Forums game me a axilla fetish

T-thanks

I'll fite u irl

>you're gay because I am!
>no i'm not i actually like women
>NO YOU'RE GAY BECAUSE I AM

wut

> *BRAAAAAP* *BRAAAAAP*
>and now... this is to BRAP... even further beyond!!!
>hnnnggg!!!
>*stomach flexes, face contorts*
>*b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bbbrrrrrraaaa-a-a-aaa-aaa-aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA̯̩͜A̱̹͉͙͈Ạ̞̞͉A̖̯͚͍͙̘A̱͡A̱̟̼̖̥Á̩̜͍̳AAA̗A̝͇̩̪̺̱̹A͖̦͚͔̘͇͢AA̸͙͇͔̭̻A̱̗͇̳̱A̷̜̻͓̘A̦̖ͅA͎̖̳̮͕̜̟̕A̦͕͈̰Ạ̫̟̣̣̥̀A̲A̡A̱͔A̟̘͇̯͎̣͙Ả̺̼̮̝͕͊́̽A͍̥͈̦͚ͪ̓ͦ̚A̓͆̄̍ͯ̇̀͢Ȃ̩͉̀ͤ̈́̓̂͂A̲͂͑͗͗͒͐A̫͇̯̭̲͑̏̆͜Ȃ̫͛ͮǍ̗͕̱̝͖A̶̗͚͎͇̭̼͋͛̾A͓ͭ͐͂Å͔̘̗̤ͬ͋̾́ͫͩ͘A̠͑̊́̆̉̋Àͨ̅̀̇͟AA̦̩̿̑͗̓Ȁ̠̲̱͂̍̃̂̀A̷̩̽ͧͬ̑ͫ̒̈A̮̓A̼͙̱̩͋͌ͪ̏ͫ̑Ȃ̱͓͕̣̬ͅA̡̼̳͈̰̱ͩA͎̺̱̼̲̼̘ͩ̍͆A̦̙ͨȦ̘̻̯̠́ͅA̷̙̮̲̥͖͚̦ͣ͑̏ͯ̿̓̐̃̓͗̋̒̍͌͜Ą̴̛͉̪͉̗̼̖̮̝̫̳̱̰̣̙̙̋ͮͦ̿̈̂̔̀A̧͍̫̘͓͓̼̬̗̪̻̹̺̮̖̠̫̠̗ͧ̿ͬͭ͛̓̔ͩ̔͌ͬ͊ͭ͜Ȃ̧̛̠̤̖͖̠̳̪͖̺̱̳͕̬̻̥̙͇ͫ̄̔̽̓̕̕A̧̛͈͕̱͔̥͉̟͉͚̹̲̩̭ͯ̈̅̆̾͒͊͂́͡͞A̵̜͙̫͓̗̙̺̙̬̝͓̩̭͍ͭ͂̊ͪ͐͆̎ͫ͝ͅA̵̵̛̪̩̲̙̘̲̺͖͖͍̰̫̅͑̍͆̌̍ͯ̌͂́ͬ̒͒̐̀͆̅̚À̛̜̲̱̹̏̀͛ͬͯͮͣ̈͞͝͝ͅA͕̮̯͉̐ͣͣͪ͗ͧ͐ͦ̅ͪ̎̀

>implying you wouldn't

what I am saying unlike what a lot of hollywood wants you to believe being gay sometimes comes in phases
like when you are seventeen and turn down a threesome with your girlfriend and her pot head smoking ballet dancing friend
and then you turn down that cute redhead at the gym that whispered "I want you inside of me" into my ear
basically what I am saying is its okay to be gay
hell if I came out it would have saved years of therapy and several suicide attempts