Why does the goat tennis player have such an ugly wife?

Why does the goat tennis player have such an ugly wife?

broodmother

she already gave him two sets of identical twins of either gender. you think Goderer fucks around with this shit?

they love each other

white women age like milk
black doesn't crack

gay

The beauty is in the eye of the beholder

this is the most homosexual sentence of 2018

She is 10/10 in Switzerland.

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She looks a lot better now that the pregnancy weight has gone.

love isn't real, it's just chemicals

federer admitted to having fapped to anna kournikova as a teen. he had such a good taste even as a horny youngster. its such a shame he choose that ham beast of a woman over all of the girls that probably made themselves available to him

is that what you chant while uncontrollably sobbing yourself to sleep every night?

one of the most overrated women of all-time tbqhwy. i see at least one or two better looking women on the subway every day

How do you guys not know that he's with her because she lets him sleep around?

Yes, it's hard to get dry skin from the sun when you've spent all day locked up in your cell.

>Kournikova
>good taste

Hingis >>>> Anna K

usually that's the case but I think Federer's weird and fucked up enough to actually be a loving husband and father

aren't they literally the same age?

>Americans think that chemicals aren't real
This has to be linked with the obesity epidemic

This has genuinely convinced me of the existence of love. How the fuck else do you explain that

Sure you never fapped to your hot classmates when you were 14.

>happiness isn't real it's just chemicals
>food isn't real it's just chemicals
>the earth isn't real it's just chemicals
>existence isn't real it's just chemicals

What does that even mean? Chemicals aren't real? Nothing is real? If love has always been the result of chemicals and never existed separately, how can it be anything but real.

>tfw young mirka was qt

But the goat of tennis doesn’t have an ugly wife, OP.

I'm glad you finally figured it out

>How the fuck else do you explain that
You're pretty limited with partners if you're rich and famous, you're either sticking to other rich people or people you knew before you were rich. Unless you're into gold digging prostitutes (which is what every other potential spouse is reduced to)

THICCCCC

>posting a picture of her heavily pregnant with twins
What would possess someone to do that? Is it so important to you that others find her ugly that you have to mislead them like that? The depths to which some people stoop.

He's quite good for an ardent feminist. Obviously the mindset that leads you down a path like that isn't conducive to being the GOAT though.

Still an 1.5/10 lmao

>ardent feminist
>andy murray
top kek. He makes throwaway comments correcting interviewers, and buzzfeed write fucking essays on him

fed was just a flashy player who never achieved anything before he got with mirka

she is the drive, resolve and ruthlessness of team federer

DAMN, Federrer's wife looks like that?

Definitely not

2nd most homosexual sentence of 2018

This bitch is just like Whoopi Goldberg in The Color Purple. Federer does whatever the fuck he wants and doesn't have to worry about another alpha fucking his woman who keeps his house in order. Stay blessed, Roger.

Roger was a naughty little boy.

THICC

he's unironically gay

>Kournikova and Federer are the same age
>one retired in 2004
>the other just regained #1 in the world

Yes, he made sure to get a beard when no one knew who the fuck he was.

I think he means to say that love is an abstraction in the same way that a conversation is just sound waves.

It's called Bond Burgering.

But she's actually hot for a fatty.

Rodger is that cool, that he could have married a fucking domestic cat, and still be the best

no because I didn't go to school in the 80's, grandpa.
porn was already around, I can't masturbate to thoughts.

>I can't masturbate to thoughts
I pity you

>not piercing your wife's buns daily

I'd rather have a wrinkled white woman than a well aged black woman.

Brosnan is confirmed feeder

I would go "I don't think about you at all.jpg" but ameridumbs are using it now and they've turned it inot a shit gimmick

yeah imagine americans using a quote from an american tv show on an american image board

the gall of them

this has to be the shittiest counter argument I've seen in my life.
felicitations.

Post your GFs lads.

t. doesnt live in croydon and seen old jamacian women

In what

bit of london with alot of old black people

he has transcended the house of flesh. he doesn't bother himself with the futility of the carnal desires. that is why is the GOAT.

>Pederer

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are people forgetting how ugly federer was?

ah yes, the fabled jamacians

that doesn't even make any sense.

the old black women that you think are 55 years old are 85

>that doesn't even make any sense
why do ameriapes have so much trouble understanding basic sentences?

This. Also in Switzerland this type of female is superior. The pretty ones are usually bordeline retarded.
Inb4 keep telling yourself that user

>was
>implying it mattered anyway
are you 12?

very low iq post
i believe you user, it is generally the same here too

Shes not that ugly, maybe shes a good wife and person. She also looks like she loves to suck dick.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>2017
>Sup Forums losers still thought how u look mattered a shit for women if youre not like 1000% ugliest armless piece of shit

Outside the big cities that might be true

Cuz in big cities you yourself have to worth something while in countryside you only need to buy girl a vodka or cigarettes if she doesnt drink to get laid

>married in april
>first twins were born in july
lmao just lmao

Federer is just a fucking alpha, he does whatever he wants.

fuckin lel

why is this so on the DL

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Roger Feederer

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Is abortion illegal in Switzerland or something?

>chemicals aren't real
retard

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

i think that user's saying love doesn't really "exist" since its an abstract concept or, more accurately from his point of view, a delusion brought on by hormones and biochemistry, not that chemicals don't exist

Nice boy pussy

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> post your gf lads
>Posts a boy
Hello faggot

Who Is she?

Only if they stay in the sun. My mom is 63 and still looks 40.

Good looking 40 year old btw. Problem is that so many white people nowadays live in places they weren't evolutionarily adapted to live in or they sunbathe.

True. And your sandwich is made of the same atomic particles as your turds. So why not just eat shit for lunch? It's the same right science guy?

Incredible how this country is constantly in your - and seemingly everyone else on Sup Forums - thoughts.

what's her name?

i just want a girl pretending to be a boy pretending to be a girl.
is that too much to ask?

love isn't real the same way a sandwich is, dummy. you can't sense (see, feel, touch, taste, hear) or quantify love

Wtf is this answer to that criptic photo of Pierce + Burger?