/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Beached McLelren edition

PRE-SEASON TESTING IS UNDER WAY

A stream: pscp.tv/gomezsri/1yNxakyqYLNGj

>Pre-season testing details:
Test 1 dates: Monday 26 February -> Thursday 01 March
Test 2 dates: Tuesday 6 March -> Friday 9 March
Starts daily at 8am Catalunya time

>Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com/
(23-25 March)

>Countdown to FKino in Bahrain:
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(6-8 April)

>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
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>Nico Hulkenberg's F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
135 (137 entries, series to end 2018 though)

>McLaren status
EXPOSED

>News:
Testing is go!
Hülkenberg to win WDC
Most completed laps before luncheon: Toro Rosso Honda
Least completed laps before luncheon: McLaren Renault

>"EVERYTHING IS HONDA'S FAULT"

Laps completed so far today:
TR Honda: 66
McLaren: 8

Mechanical failures:
TR Honda: 0
McLaren 1

/Indy/

>Most completed laps before luncheon: Toro Rosso Honda
>Least completed laps before luncheon: McLaren Renault

pottery

EXPOSABLE

>The absolute county of Woking's McLaren

>STR did more laps than McLaren

But Zac Brown told me Honda was shit

Wow they completed 60 laps? May as well give them the WCC now

SEETHING

Sniper Elite or Ashes cricket for comfy lunch time gaming?

absolutely rebarbative.

I'm at work so can't really follow test closely, someone updates the bingo please

This

Already did.

Hi Zac!

ded sport

DiveKick

>STR faster than McLel

at which point desu?

Thank you, what about STR faster than Mc?

t. Zak Brown

IMO that's an end of day ranking.

Might as well cross it off already

Fine enough for me desu

>a car looks shit in natural light
Red Bull
Force India
Ferrari

>2014 Ferrari is a shitbox
>2015 Ferrari is promising
>2016 Ferrari is a shitbox
>2017 Ferrari is promising
>2018 Ferrari is...

the championship car

RIC 1:20.179
BOT 1:20.349
RAI 1:20.506
HUL 1:20.547
HAR 1:22.371

P8 ALO 1:24.202

Winning a couple of races didn't really made Ferrari promising in 2015 desu

no way fag, the FI looks great

It looks like half of a neapolitan icecream

What did I miss? How do I follow the tests? What the fug is habbening DDD:

I sleep a lot one day and miss every single thing.

Peptobismol.

>a car looks like shit in natural light
sauber

>str faster than mclel
by a margin

>x is sandbagging
merc as usual

Looks like the ICARAS from Wipeout HD

>sauber

Also true, as does the Haas.

Most of the cars look shit to be honest

>by a margin

2 seconds last i looked

Oh wait, should we cross of Kubica?
He did something meme.

>sorry for the NO-RES

looks like a lollipop. would eat

>2 seconds slower
>medium tires vs supersoft tires

Or was this Stroll?

>twink driver
>pink and white livery

>>reddit.com

Looks like ass

That was Stroll.

It's Stroll, but then again he too is a meme

Was Stroll Kubica hasn't driven today

>Laps completed so far today:
>TR Honda: 66

Seventy fuckng two, actually

AMRBRTHRB14 livery a shit

Bahamabro will eat it anyway

107% rule

halo its me

>There are people who believed in McLel
>When there is damning evidence on the documentary that they're incompetent as fuck
>Muh Renault engine when STR is blowing up engines left and right at the end of the season

Good post

Yeah I know, but I thought it might have been from yesterday when Kubica did filming laps.
>I thought the arm looked MONG for some reason and assumed it was Kubica

But there's an 18 on the helmet, so it's Stroll.

Are they now the most kino team?

Last year was better

Mclaren and alonso LMAO
Hulk is fast
Honda is reliable

good morning f1

>tfw Honda used to put on beautiful sushi lunches and Mclaren would throw it in the bin and eat hotpockets

Have you told your family that you love them today?

>tfw ywn live through the golden years of western civilization

Jagonya Ayam!

>Honda is reliable
Not even a race distance completed, nevermind the practice sessions and qualifying lol

...

I fucking hate gelel

>Have you told your family that you love them?

FTF >pic related

Ok Zac, calm down

Corona in a can? wtf

why? did he throw frozen kfc jagonya ayam! nuggets at you on the school bus?

>drinking corona from a can

I give my mum a hug every time I see her.
I work with with my dad so it's nice to look over my shoulder and know he is alive.

For me and my family it's Corona.

>Mexican sushi

How bad were her shits that night?

>I give my mum a hug every time I see her.

Every time?

>walk in on Mum in the shower
>give her a hug

>Mum walks in on you fapping
>give her a hug

>walk in on Mum riding Dad in the cowgirl position
>give Mum a hug, and Dad a high five

Yfw Alonso will never EVER win the Indy 500 because he shit talked honda

corona is shit even in bottled form

Only just seen the McLel incident. Was it wheel failure or did some dunce just not attach the tyre correctly?

Her feet are wasted.

Why would you enter the bathroom when your mum is showering?

to piss on her obviously

...

It was a failure of the hub to retain the nut.
The car was on a stint of several laps completed, so it wasn't put on incorrectly, it failed.

Because you need to brush your teeth or something

Okay most times.

From what I can tell they have been drinking Corona in a can, the red bull coloured special cans and varying amounts of tequila.

Do you have literally zero imagination?

>wearing headphones
>can't hear the water
>she forgot to lock the door

Failure I think, he'd done 6 laps up to that point then it suddenly came off. Also he carried a bearing or something back to the pits

AND IT´S VETTEE CROSSING THE LINE

WINNING THE FIRST GRAND PRIX OF THE SEASON

>wearing headphones in the house when not at the computer

>wake up, go to bathroom
>still half asleep, ears aren't really working yet
>don't hear shower running
>walk in to screams as you start to empty your bladder in the loo (or your bowels on your bahamian servant)
happens to the best of us.

Williams race suits look great this year for once

>he doesn't have wireless headphones

Plebeian.

Of course I do. Its anti social as fuck to wear them around the house though.

enjoying listening to inferior quality audio with your meme headphones

FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD
ITS WHAT YOU HEARIN
ITS WHAT YOU HEARIN
ITS WHAT YOU HEARIN
ITS WHAT YOU HEARIN
X GON GIVE IT TO YA
FUCK WAITING FOR YA TO GET IT ON YA OWN
X GON DELIVER TO YA
KNOCK KNOCK
OPEN UP THE DOOR ITS REAL
NON STOP POP POP AND STAINLESS STEEL

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein un das heißt: ERIKA.

Do you people close the bathroom door after yourself?

In our house if the door is closed then someone is clearly in there and you wouldn't even attempt the door, you'd just go downstairs to the 2nd toilet.

Fuck off, Sean is PURE

THIS thank fuck for civilised behaviour in this thread

Are people really this scared of being nude nowadays? It's your own family ffs. Bet you swim in the pool with a shirt on.

This, I see my sister nude all the time

Does anyone get the feeling some driver will break a part of the car when they are attempting to climb in/out

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