>Pre-season testing details: Test 1 dates: Monday 26 February -> Thursday 01 March Test 2 dates: Tuesday 6 March -> Friday 9 March Starts daily at 8am Catalunya time
>Nico Hulkenberg's F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 135 (137 entries, series to end 2018 though)
>McLaren status EXPOSED
>News: Testing is go! Hülkenberg to win WDC Most completed laps before luncheon: Toro Rosso Honda Least completed laps before luncheon: McLaren Renault
Cooper Kelly
>"EVERYTHING IS HONDA'S FAULT"
Laps completed so far today: TR Honda: 66 McLaren: 8
Mechanical failures: TR Honda: 0 McLaren 1
Jack Nguyen
/Indy/
Blake Perez
>Most completed laps before luncheon: Toro Rosso Honda >Least completed laps before luncheon: McLaren Renault
pottery
Aiden Peterson
EXPOSABLE
Asher Russell
>The absolute county of Woking's McLaren
Austin Allen
>STR did more laps than McLaren
But Zac Brown told me Honda was shit
Dylan Hill
Wow they completed 60 laps? May as well give them the WCC now
Tyler Walker
SEETHING
Wyatt Roberts
Sniper Elite or Ashes cricket for comfy lunch time gaming?
Eli Collins
absolutely rebarbative.
Adrian Ross
I'm at work so can't really follow test closely, someone updates the bingo please
Elijah Thomas
This
Dylan King
Already did.
Christopher Richardson
Hi Zac!
Isaiah Collins
ded sport
DiveKick
Luke Brown
>STR faster than McLel
at which point desu?
Nathaniel Johnson
Thank you, what about STR faster than Mc?
Nathaniel Cook
t. Zak Brown
Mason Ward
IMO that's an end of day ranking.
Julian Barnes
Might as well cross it off already
David Morgan
Fine enough for me desu
Brayden White
>a car looks shit in natural light Red Bull Force India Ferrari
Jayden Jenkins
>2014 Ferrari is a shitbox >2015 Ferrari is promising >2016 Ferrari is a shitbox >2017 Ferrari is promising >2018 Ferrari is...
Isaiah Mitchell
the championship car
Kayden Powell
RIC 1:20.179 BOT 1:20.349 RAI 1:20.506 HUL 1:20.547 HAR 1:22.371
P8 ALO 1:24.202
Carter Roberts
Winning a couple of races didn't really made Ferrari promising in 2015 desu
Cameron Robinson
no way fag, the FI looks great
Isaiah Gomez
It looks like half of a neapolitan icecream
Luis Russell
What did I miss? How do I follow the tests? What the fug is habbening DDD:
I sleep a lot one day and miss every single thing.
Samuel Gonzalez
Peptobismol.
Nicholas Sullivan
>a car looks like shit in natural light sauber
>str faster than mclel by a margin
>x is sandbagging merc as usual
Ethan Adams
Looks like the ICARAS from Wipeout HD
Luis Hernandez
>sauber
Also true, as does the Haas.
Most of the cars look shit to be honest
Landon Edwards
>by a margin
2 seconds last i looked
Austin Fisher
Oh wait, should we cross of Kubica? He did something meme.
>sorry for the NO-RES
Logan Sanders
looks like a lollipop. would eat
Dylan Martinez
>2 seconds slower >medium tires vs supersoft tires
Adrian Taylor
Or was this Stroll?
Grayson Scott
>twink driver >pink and white livery
>>reddit.com
Ayden Fisher
Looks like ass
Gavin Thomas
That was Stroll.
Caleb Walker
It's Stroll, but then again he too is a meme
Zachary Brooks
Was Stroll Kubica hasn't driven today
Cameron Clark
>Laps completed so far today: >TR Honda: 66
Seventy fuckng two, actually
Kevin Cruz
AMRBRTHRB14 livery a shit
Jack Sanders
Bahamabro will eat it anyway
Jack Diaz
107% rule
Brayden Lewis
halo its me
Matthew Morales
>There are people who believed in McLel >When there is damning evidence on the documentary that they're incompetent as fuck >Muh Renault engine when STR is blowing up engines left and right at the end of the season
Chase Gray
Good post
Hudson Bennett
Yeah I know, but I thought it might have been from yesterday when Kubica did filming laps. >I thought the arm looked MONG for some reason and assumed it was Kubica
But there's an 18 on the helmet, so it's Stroll.
Elijah Johnson
Are they now the most kino team?
Josiah Clark
Last year was better
Leo Gonzalez
Mclaren and alonso LMAO Hulk is fast Honda is reliable
Julian Carter
good morning f1
Daniel Carter
>tfw Honda used to put on beautiful sushi lunches and Mclaren would throw it in the bin and eat hotpockets
John Mitchell
Have you told your family that you love them today?
Logan Smith
>tfw ywn live through the golden years of western civilization
Joshua Jones
Jagonya Ayam!
Evan Long
>Honda is reliable Not even a race distance completed, nevermind the practice sessions and qualifying lol
William Williams
...
Landon Hill
I fucking hate gelel
Joshua Powell
>Have you told your family that you love them?
FTF >pic related
Ayden Ross
Ok Zac, calm down
Liam Sanchez
Corona in a can? wtf
Sebastian Adams
why? did he throw frozen kfc jagonya ayam! nuggets at you on the school bus?
Bentley Nelson
>drinking corona from a can
Gabriel Lopez
I give my mum a hug every time I see her. I work with with my dad so it's nice to look over my shoulder and know he is alive.
Nicholas Hughes
For me and my family it's Corona.
Michael Bennett
>Mexican sushi
How bad were her shits that night?
Xavier Davis
>I give my mum a hug every time I see her.
Every time?
>walk in on Mum in the shower >give her a hug
>Mum walks in on you fapping >give her a hug
>walk in on Mum riding Dad in the cowgirl position >give Mum a hug, and Dad a high five
Michael Gutierrez
Yfw Alonso will never EVER win the Indy 500 because he shit talked honda
Eli Morgan
corona is shit even in bottled form
Nathan Moore
Only just seen the McLel incident. Was it wheel failure or did some dunce just not attach the tyre correctly?
Dylan Flores
Her feet are wasted.
Chase Green
Why would you enter the bathroom when your mum is showering?
Mason Perez
to piss on her obviously
David Lewis
...
Ryan Morris
It was a failure of the hub to retain the nut. The car was on a stint of several laps completed, so it wasn't put on incorrectly, it failed.
Nolan Cooper
Because you need to brush your teeth or something
Jason Martin
Okay most times.
From what I can tell they have been drinking Corona in a can, the red bull coloured special cans and varying amounts of tequila.
Chase White
Do you have literally zero imagination?
>wearing headphones >can't hear the water >she forgot to lock the door
Aaron Johnson
Failure I think, he'd done 6 laps up to that point then it suddenly came off. Also he carried a bearing or something back to the pits
Nathaniel Peterson
AND IT´S VETTEE CROSSING THE LINE
WINNING THE FIRST GRAND PRIX OF THE SEASON
Bentley Morales
>wearing headphones in the house when not at the computer
Chase Ramirez
>wake up, go to bathroom >still half asleep, ears aren't really working yet >don't hear shower running >walk in to screams as you start to empty your bladder in the loo (or your bowels on your bahamian servant) happens to the best of us.
Dylan Phillips
Williams race suits look great this year for once
Brayden Russell
>he doesn't have wireless headphones
Plebeian.
Grayson Cooper
Of course I do. Its anti social as fuck to wear them around the house though.
Joseph Morales
enjoying listening to inferior quality audio with your meme headphones
Daniel Rivera
FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD ITS WHAT YOU HEARIN ITS WHAT YOU HEARIN ITS WHAT YOU HEARIN ITS WHAT YOU HEARIN X GON GIVE IT TO YA FUCK WAITING FOR YA TO GET IT ON YA OWN X GON DELIVER TO YA KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR ITS REAL NON STOP POP POP AND STAINLESS STEEL
Owen Hall
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein un das heißt: ERIKA.
Luke Rodriguez
Do you people close the bathroom door after yourself?
In our house if the door is closed then someone is clearly in there and you wouldn't even attempt the door, you'd just go downstairs to the 2nd toilet.
Lucas Lee
Fuck off, Sean is PURE
Jonathan Wilson
THIS thank fuck for civilised behaviour in this thread
Luis Reed
Are people really this scared of being nude nowadays? It's your own family ffs. Bet you swim in the pool with a shirt on.
Elijah Harris
This, I see my sister nude all the time
Henry Perez
Does anyone get the feeling some driver will break a part of the car when they are attempting to climb in/out