Black girls?

>be me, waiting for bus
>see someone is behind me waiting for bus
>she's wearing a Pandora shirt, Pandora is next to my office
>she's Black
>ask her about her internship
>she sits next to me on bus, conversations ensues
>she says she'll show me a photo of a new lunch place that opened
>look down at her phone
>she enters browser
>first result is #interracial

Also,
>later that day
>need to return 16gb usb that I stupidly bought from walgreens for $30
>manager is Black
>keeps asking me question, saying stuff
>"that's cool that you're left-handed!! :3 :3"
>mfw flirting

What the fuck do I do that the only girls who show interest in me are Black? Seriously. I am 98% White (23andme) but I have really "Black" lips, if that makes sense. Do they think I'm a really light-skinned Black guy? Is this why girls of most other ethnicities are reluctant to see me?

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Lucky

>tfw no thick black gf

No, I'm white but I have pretty exotic features, fairly big lips, heavy lidded blue eyes, and most importantly blonde curly/wavy hair. Black women are obsessed with me, especially my hair as it gets sun bleached and I rarely wash it to keep natural oils. It's helpful when dealing with low level bureaucracy, I've never acted on it though

White bread her OP

>Girl that has an internship at Pandora and girl that has a job

Something tells they don't want to date black me.

>I am 98% White but I have really "Black" lips, if that makes sense
Eliot is that you??? We thought you were dead.

Every time I've been in the US (I have family there and citizenship so go every couple of years) I am always hit on by a black woman.

The last time was a few months ago by a woman working for the TSA in LAX.
I always thought it was my accent but I don't know. Maybe they secretly crave white dick?

>white
>exotic features

Haha it's another let's pretend we're white episode

>I rarely wash it to keep natural oils

sure user


Anyways when i was working over in the us

i got hit on by a few black girls

even one time i was paying for gas and she slipped me her number with the receipt.

Just fuck her op.

My grandfather is Sami

mmmmm
wish theyd notice me like that

but conversations do not ensue because I am super redpilled

so she goes "uhhh... okay" and no more talking

kek

I actually have the same face shape, minus the nose

Sucks dude

Kimbo Slice thought Brendan Schaub was black.
youtube.com/watch?v=wiBs1PcuDws

I felt the same fucking way man they are all god damn gorillas.

fucking lappjävel helvete

t. also snownigger

I always have this thought - can you speak english fluently?

If so do you get a /comfy/ job as a translator?

>conversations do not ensue because I am super redpilled

t. autism

>has a job

>catches the bus
>spends day "returning" sutff for refunds
>doesn't shop online

Working for the FSB on stirring up racial harmony in the USA IS comfy job.

>Maybe they secretly crave white dick?
>secretly

>I am 98% White

So, not white at all. Nice try my darksome friend!

you put my dick hard with this history. Black girls dreams with fuck with a white male? I always thought they hate them

I dont live there so all i see is them talking shit about white people in the media.

Go with her to the next blm ralley then fuck her with a swastika arm band.

We all hypocrites!

Will do! Thanks FBI!

Damn, my brother had the same in highschool, all the black girls in his classes were hitting on him, he brushed them all off, Asians and blacks don't mix

>but conversations do not ensue because I am super redpilled
When keeping it redpill goes wrong

blackies BTFO yet again

Dude black chicks offer up their ass to any piece of meat that walks by. They are in heat right now so it's particularly vicious.

pic of lips fàm please

lol, i get fbi, cia, nsa, kgb, mi6 all sorts of layers to my "identity" not to mention agent of the shekel, islam radicalizer, kamikaze pilot, sudoku master, an hero projector and my favorite, newfag.

When the truth of the matter is with the absence of absolute, the minority squeeks through like a fart.

We're all pretending, black chicks totally want to fuck neo-nazis and vice versa. It's the reason why homosexuals are homosexual. Their allowing this squeek to take over their whole life.

My squeek would be suicide, but I'm having too much fun causing other people to do it.

fuck off OP


>bell curve
>interracial adoption studies
>monoamine oxidase A
>the entiretiy of black africa

Yet you even CONSIDER for one fucking second to fuck some dindu?


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