Neymar set to miss three to four weeks

>Neymar set to miss three to four weeks

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you just KNOW

looks like casemiro with make up and a wig lmao

>sister
>fucking
pick both tbqhwy

Neymar is living the dream

Why does his sister look like a man?

Sao coisad que de min nao sai
A primeira vez que me chamou de pai

where are the parents though?

He went from black to mutt

Is it soy for a man to shave his legs?

so neymar can pretend she's his brother while they're doing it (all brazilians are a bit gay)

purest soy along with dying a short hairstyle blue/red or dying hair for no reason as a man

name one good reason for a man to dye his hair. hint: there ain't one

Tbh, not if you're an athlete

If Amber Heard says she'll fuck you if you do it

Not if you do it for practical reasons. It's a must for competitive swimmers to shave their bodies. Don't know why a footballer would do it though.

>you will never have a pure and loving relationship with your sister like nerman

if Nerman gets any whiter he'll end up as Andre Schürrle

so no more CL for him?
what a shame

>Is it soy to...?

fuck sake

great, now PSG has an oportunity

If you havent dyed your hair white at least once yourw a beta virgin

• Recovery massages
• Taping of ankles for ligament support

Why is it a must for swimmers to shave ?

It looks ugly when they r underwater

• Minimizing resistance

to fight blumpf

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2691818

Autista

where did he go so wrong

So PSG has a chance now since Di Maria will play instead of Shitmar

Affe

>that macaca
Are attractive Brazilian women a meme?

he's been out of touch since almost a decade

come to rio fren

May be tattoo related in Nerman's case

>twist your ankle
>take a month off
I'm convinced he's done with PSG. he's lost all care and motivation since moving

t. never seen brazilian telenovelas

Just in time to slam the shit out of her for the entire birthday week. Such a weirdo

When the going gets tough...The highest-paid bitchnigger calls in sick to work for a month.

How can anyone respect him? Clean up your own mess fuccboi.

but it takes 2-4 weeks for nba stars as well

If I was PSG's owner I would tell him to shape up or he will rot in PSG's bench for the rest of his contract because I'm rich and wont sell him
Fuck selling him, let him rot

Yes, and they are dumb as fuck too.

really

>be millionaire superstar in bunda land
>fuck your tranny looking sister
Why?

If you're not a PROFESSIONAL sporter, no.

So, if you are one of those guys that goes cycling at Sundays, you are a soyboy

why not?

If you're a high level athlete you need to rest twice as much as you train. If an injury heals improperly and turns into a nagging thing or you reinjure yourself your career could be over.

bump

Why is he tattooed everywhere like a gypsy

it's german pride

>Needs another session with his sister

NERMAN DEBUTO CON SU HERMANA

kek, underrated

asensio missed a game after he got a pimple from shaving and it got infected
so yes, it's very soy

called it yesterday.

its just family time

NBA players are bigger pussies than soccer players

Who gets words tattooed across their shin?

say dat to my face whiteboi

>He rates di maria
lmao

this

They fuck regulary don't they?

this, I unironically believe PSG would have won the first game against Halal if Draxler had started over Gaymar. That manlets ego is totally out of control, the amount of times he missed passes to far better placed teammates or didn't even notice they were there cause he was too busy doing >muh fifa skill moves was truly shocking.

Stats need to start capturing the amount of times players like him fail to pass to better placed teammates.

Thanks for helping out, Nerman

Redpill me about LaLiga123 lads.

He has a broken bone in his foot too

>imagine having to ask for permission of others on a filipino imageboard to do something

sad!

proof died

>tfw i did this back in 2000
lol i looked like tito ortiz

>he gives his point of view about a league he's proud to not match
>he unrate players based on their poor performance some years ago
lmao

I shave up to my knee because I'm autistic and it hurts to wear socks otherwise

And with an ugly girl. Too bad for him.

...

His targets audience averages 11 year olds. You just got older.

fuck off phoneposter

be honest, would you secs yer older sis

I tried a few times. We were really close...cuddled a few times. The best I ever did was convince her to show me her boobs.

You'd think you'd all be a bit more liberal given your flag is Hello Kitty's arsehole

>Australian Humour

el austeilANO señores.....

>. It's a must for competitive swimmers to shave their bodies
It isn't

For me it's a ritual to shave my whole body from my chest and back all the way down to my toes. I use clippers its way less uncomfortable and faster.

I like it, I can take my shirt off without feeling like austin powers. I can wear short swim trunks and have great legs that don't look like a jungle.

don't be this guy. imagine he actually gets laid and the girl sees that he looks like a goat with no hair on his calves but a big fucking mess from the knees up

It's because of aerodynamic reasons, loads of athletes do it

is it wrong to have sexual feelings for your sister?

no its fine

So what is this now, the 4th consecutive season where he's been suspended or ""injured"" when it's his sister's birthday?

Man, he got the good genes
His sister is a literal ogra

maybe she got the good football genes

5th actually

>you'll never get sandwich'd between Neymar and his sister
why live

*gets injured at five minutes*

Goddammit Serbia, I never knew I wanted this so much