>babysitting your wife's daughter
>she looks at you like this and says
>"w-why are you so handsome, user?"
what do you say?
>babysitting your wife's daughter
>she looks at you like this and says
>"w-why are you so handsome, user?"
what do you say?
>babysitting your wife's daughter
what
...
MAISIE
A
CUTE
>That's sweet of you to say, would you like to play any boardgames?
>babysitting your wife's daughter's friend
>she looks at you like this when youre about to sleep on the couch and says
>"im bored mister, lets go out and watch a movie??"
what do you say?
>w-whats a boardgame?
Fug her ::::DDDDD
>tfw I literally live this
but I'm not a creepo that takes a kids innocent comment out of context.
>Alright, I'm going to sit here and watch TV, you can do whatever you like, but bedtime is at 9.
If she's old enough to wear PJs, then she's old enough to fuck
>am or pm?
>*keks loudly
I like this guy
Old enough to perform micro cellular replication functions, old enough to fuck.
you pedos leave my maisie alone
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
if shes old enough to crawl shes in the right position
Old enough to be a daughter, then she's old enough to fuck
to many cunnys my man. you should donate some to us horny pedos
old enough to squirm old enough for the worm
you can have the black ones only
wdsmbt?
guys stop
my dream is to have a daughter and I know I'll never have one.
But you still imagine fucking that tight little ass, and you feel guilty about it but you can't stop.
>hop in faggot, we're going to coachella
1800 adopt a cunny
Strive for a son. Daughters are for cute, sons are for legacy.
Read to her some Sun Tzu.
>It's not rape if she old enough
damn youre not cool
why not, user?
she's a small girl
Who is this?!?!
*Cun Tzu
those are the only ones I can spare, sorry
well, and the fat ones, if you're interested
for me :3
my son would probably grow up to be a flamboyant giga-faggot with my luck
I got blocked from her Instagram last week for commenting on this picture in a moment of weakness when I was drunk. I only said she was beautiful but I have all this porn stuff on my account.
"Shut the fuck up and let me go to sleep"