Babysitting your wife's daughter

>babysitting your wife's daughter
>she looks at you like this and says
>"w-why are you so handsome, user?"

what do you say?

>babysitting your wife's daughter
what

...

MAISIE
A
CUTE

>That's sweet of you to say, would you like to play any boardgames?

>babysitting your wife's daughter's friend
>she looks at you like this when youre about to sleep on the couch and says
>"im bored mister, lets go out and watch a movie??"

what do you say?

>w-whats a boardgame?

Fug her ::::DDDDD

>tfw I literally live this

but I'm not a creepo that takes a kids innocent comment out of context.

>Alright, I'm going to sit here and watch TV, you can do whatever you like, but bedtime is at 9.

If she's old enough to wear PJs, then she's old enough to fuck

>am or pm?
>*keks loudly

I like this guy

Old enough to perform micro cellular replication functions, old enough to fuck.

you pedos leave my maisie alone

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

if shes old enough to crawl shes in the right position

Old enough to be a daughter, then she's old enough to fuck

to many cunnys my man. you should donate some to us horny pedos

old enough to squirm old enough for the worm

you can have the black ones only

wdsmbt?

guys stop

my dream is to have a daughter and I know I'll never have one.

But you still imagine fucking that tight little ass, and you feel guilty about it but you can't stop.

>hop in faggot, we're going to coachella

1800 adopt a cunny

Strive for a son. Daughters are for cute, sons are for legacy.

Read to her some Sun Tzu.

>It's not rape if she old enough

damn youre not cool

why not, user?

she's a small girl

Who is this?!?!

*Cun Tzu


those are the only ones I can spare, sorry

well, and the fat ones, if you're interested


for me :3

my son would probably grow up to be a flamboyant giga-faggot with my luck

I got blocked from her Instagram last week for commenting on this picture in a moment of weakness when I was drunk. I only said she was beautiful but I have all this porn stuff on my account.

"Shut the fuck up and let me go to sleep"