THE BLACK DEATH AND YOUR COUNTRY (?)
In the 11th - 13th century, Norway was the undisputed most powerful Nordic country. Sweden and Denmark was nothing back then.
Swedes literally had to go to Norway to learn about the world.
This is a Norwegian fortress in present day Sweden. The Swedes tried to tear it down in the 18th century, but some of it still stands:
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The black death destroyed a powerful Norway. What did the black death do to your country?
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the Black Death is destroying Sweden as we speak bruh.
Under-fucking-rated
I forgot... most countries didn't even exist back then :)
While the Swedes and Danes were doing absolutely nothing, Norway was actually fighting for their country like the patriots we are.
We lost, but at least we had a war in that time...
Why do people travel to 'Machu Picchu' in South America instead of this nice fortress?
'Machu Picchu' was built in 1450 FFS, this Norwegian fortress was built in the 13th century! Seriously! Have some respect for Norwegian culture... and importance in the world.
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Unaffected because we stayed clean and didn't pour out our shit buckets on the streets ya dirty fucks
thats racist!
Catalonia lost more than a quarter of our finest and even half in some regions and we never got our shit together anymore.
My sides have gone to 1349.
This is how it looked before the Swedes got their dirty hands on it :)
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>What did the black death do to your country?
Nothing. See
Norway fucking stronk... absolutely ruined by gay transexual swedes and danes.
If it was up to us.... we would have killed you all
Why the fuck was poland so unaffected?
Because God is with us you filthy heretic.
dindu nuffin
The common knowledge here is that we got the black death from a ship from England...
You fucked up our empire asshole... and started your own instead
sketchy motherfuckers
I think its more likely because Polacks were already disease ridden dirty savage people that had all the diseases imaginable that they didnt even notice that they had black death
>his country wasn't chosen by the god to save the world and bring the everlasting peace in its glorious rule
why live
when did we take Shetland?
I thought it was in that war desu
>The black death destroyed a powerful Norway. What did the black death do to your country?
the black death purged europe from the weak and frail
if at all the bubonic plague made europe stronger... most of it
TFW no glory of pope
This pope?
the northern isles were gifted by the danes instead of paying debnts. Effecting crown authority had long since collapsed over them after the danish crown got norway.
They were good at auctioning bits of norway and stealing its colonies during the union.
>if at all the bubonic plague made europe stronger... most of it
To bad it made the Nordics weaker, because it ruined the Norwegian might. We wouldn't have had these transsexual Swedes and Danes today if powerful Norway had survived (which by the way was extremely important in the creation of the modern world).
They say Poland didn't get it because the disease was transmitted by fleas and shit living on mice, and Poland was the only country who didn't kill cats because they weren't scared of them.
Oh common, that one is old.
oh, thanks user
Denmark (and Sweden) would have been COMPLETELY irrelevant if it wasn't for the black death.
But sadly for Norway it happened... so yeah
Our history books say that it was because we lived far from eachother and didn't have metropolies.
It's just a tip, i wouldn't trust polish history books myself
based Soome
>Our history books say that it was because we lived far from eachother and didn't have metropolies
Then why did Finland get hit? Its all coming together. The anciet finnish empire isnt just a meme. The black death destroyed our empire. We used to rule the world
Killed a load of British invaders but left the indigenous mostly untouched. Facilitated Ireland's reputation as the land of saints and scholars due to our time as the dominant force in education in Europe, keeping the production of manuscripts up thanks to being isolated from the worst effects of the plague.
if you are weakened by a purge then you haven't been strong in the first place
Why do you speak English and not your own native language?
>tfw You'll never fight in the Finno-Korean hyper war
>most irrelevant Scandinavian country which has always been the slave of either Denmark or Sweden
>talks about Norwegian might
Lmao Olof, how about you stay an inferior cuck and keep mass importing muslims.
Tell me more about how extremely important Norway was to the creation of the modern world
Mfw we should have ruled all of Europe.... and made it great.
You are all stupid fucks compared to the might of the Norwegian kingdom
sparsely populated and closed the borders
As I said... Denmark was NOTHING back then
Tearing down castles is one of the worst crimes
Kill the people you want but leave the castles.
>7777
WE WUZ KANGZ
Remember going on a school trip to some shitty little village where the plague struck.
Was a right load of bollocks. An entire school day in some shitty village that had a church and like 2 other buildings as an 8 year old isn't a fun day.
How about this for a start:
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Literally the percussor of the jet engine...
Have you ever used a spray can? Yeah Norway...
Ladies and gentlemen this thread is officially over
>Tearing down castles is one of the worst crimes
I agree
People should be killed for such crimes
Being proud of inventing the spray can top kek
Seriously though below sea level country... you wouldn't even exist without Norway
We created the modern world
You see that city in the middle of the grey zone? That's Warsaw, and it's filled with jews.
Oh wait, you can't see it in the picture.
You started being relevant once you found oil, and i'm pretty sure that the modern world was already settled back then.
Is that why Poland is "relatively" untouched by nigger rapefugee immigration too? Are Poles literally just fucking jews in disguise?
well they used to have a lot of jews, but then Hitler.
The modern world was created by Norway through England.
Without Norway there wouldn't have been any England....
So suck my dick Poland... I know you like it
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poland be like:
-dont shit on the strite
-wipe your arse hande
dont get plague yo, bless kek
oh and also: don't make waves
The black plague was created by Jewish satanic alchemists to wipe out the Aryan race.
I know this feel cause I'm a catalan and the first borbon king tear down most of the castles in Catalonia cause we sided with the austrian king instead.
We still have some but not many.
I was actually banned for posting this.... lol
I guess everyone hates Norway
Had to use a proxy to post this. Fuck you all, you cannot compete with the might of the Norwegian kongdom. Fucking assholes
I don't, the first girl wich I really liked was a norweigian.
I never fucked her though but it's ok I would've just used her for a month and then she would've go back to your country.
It's better that way, I leave her to you my friend, she was gorgeous.
Btw no one hates you is just the other nordic countries that are pissed cause you don't share your fish and oil.
>"underrated" posted right after original post
i fucking hate norway so much
I like you pham
S-SUPERPOWER BY 2030
2050 maybe...
>I never fucked her though but it's ok I would've just used her for a month and then she would've go back to your country.
>It's better that way, I leave her to you my friend, she was gorgeous.
That's nice of you. Now she can contribute to the Norwegian kingdom :)
it'll be too late by then, I'm afraid
this is the future you chose
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have you taken your meds littlebro?
She was called Hanne I think, blond blue eyes fit but with chubby cheekbones she was very cute.
Do you know any norway porn star that I could fap on now that I remember her?
Poland master race, no black death then, no black/brown death now :^)
being slavshit toiletcleaners in commieblocks is a curse enough for you
>says the turkroach
top kek
Another story to pretend Poland is shit.
The Poles were not stupid and closed the borders.
>calling the first post underrated when you're the SECOND POST
is grease bankrupt because all greeks are this dumb?
No.
Does that mean you have no natural resistance to the black death today? Wow, you would be easily wiped out :)
Plumber genocide in our lifetime