What is the best bread to toast for your full english breakfast?

what is the best bread to toast for your full english breakfast?

do americans really do that?!?

No the Brits do.

Raisin toast

dear god....

muslim detected

Too much food but it doesn't look that bad. What are those black discs at the bottom of the plate?

Also rye toast is best toast.

>2018
>not devouting yourself to the muslim faith
you're missing out brother

blood sausage

The best part. Black puddings.

>ketchup with breakfast
>mushrooms
>tomatoes
>sunny side up eggs

Brits win award for most shit breakfast

Black pudding. Not too much food either. A good solid meal.

do you know what faith is? faith is the belief in the unknown and the unprovable. how exactly does one "devote" themselves to the unknown and the unprovable?

Sourdough or Dark Rye

Nah

>too much food

poor little soyboy

by faith

yeah im thinking sourdough. its a good bread.

you can't devote yourself to "faith". that is like devoting yourself to luck. you're an idiot.

Rye bread.
Fuck, now I'm hungry and nowhere in my town sell black pudding.

I can live with that

im sure you could easily find some black sausage in your neighbourhood

You realize this is Sup Forums right?

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>Triggered atheist
Lmao, why do ad hominems always flow so freely from the mouths of those without any faith in anything?

would heem anyone who put mushrooms on my fry up

not even an atheist

She's quite the leafblower

and it's the best thread on here today. Sup Forums is done

what about truffles?

Whatever you say

Don't eat pork anymore so I won't have a full english but I've never had black pudding in my life desu. And ketchup is unnecessary.

I love mushrooms. I wish ops had them fried darker and mixed with the tomatoes tho

bit sweet

It's pretty sad, might have to fuck off back to /biz/ for a little while.

ku ku ku

fite me. fite me rite now

>Don't eat pork anymore
Hmmmmmmmmmm

what do you even do on /biz/? shitpost and larp about bitcoin?

Wow they really are turning you all Moslem

I make memes mostly, but other than that it's just shilling, larping and shitposting. Not too different to Sup Forums if you think about it.

sorry bruh but i dont fight the mentally challenged

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Jamaican lads, not muslim.

sick of the shilling meme. if you dont actually get paid by someone to shill, you aren't a fucking shill.
i hate how Sup Forums missuses terms and ruins them.

Fuck off, Raheem.

Half of the posters are pajeets paid to market different shitcoins. I'm using the term properly.

i dont doubt that but what do YOU mean when you say you "shill". you mean using the term loosely as a meme right? like the morons pretending to be jidf on Sup Forums

World Cup should bring it back to life

>reddit and eightchan should bring it back to life

Truffles are for soyboys, portobello are where it's at

More like paragraphs about why you should buy a certain coin, lots of memes to promote it often including the moon. For example it would be "why the fuck aren't you in on chainlink right now? It solves the Oracle problem and is way undervalued. Get in now or you'll be pink wojacking in 2 months while I'm sitting comfy with my lambos on the moon" accompanied by a meme.

his post literally says full english breakfast and has a picture of one

prefer a grill up with vegan sausages and rashers personally

so it's basically 9gag

Really you just have to visit to see. Lots of stories of anons losing money as well.

>replying to third world slavs

Peace of Jah and the honorable Haile Selassie be upon you brother, now how much for the sacred herb?

smug agnostics are the worst

sourdough

Are you purposely baiting Sup Forums?

you dont actually believe those stories, do you?

umm, no Sup Forums is horrid

>This is what Sup Forums has become
Sad

yes i suppose i would fall into that category if you had to put me in one. i dont like labels but i don't believe in anything and therefore anything is possible. i have my own ideas about what is out there in the universe. considering science has only been able to account for about 4% of our observable universe, you can make up your own theories. "dark matter" just doesn't really cut it when you have a philosophical mind.

but do americans really do that?!?

fuck off vee

There's a lot of money floating around on that board, some of the stories are definitely true. I remember one user put up a 1000btc sell wall just to prove he wasn't larping.

never fucking @ me again, know your place, be humble

>1000btc
sheeeeeeeeeeeeit. when it was @15k?

know YOUR place. you third world shitter.

The virgin kitchen vs the Chad grill

When it was like 18k

so he was a millionaire. i wonder what he is doing right now...

@81947296
NEVER fucking respond to me again

The full english is not a good breakfast
It's basically poor people using leftovers and having them for breakfast. Also brits use obscene amounts of butter I was fucking stunned when I was ther..

It looks like a lot but when you eat it, it's just the right amount.

>ketchup
no brit with any self respect puts that on his breakfast, refrigerated or not

Never had blood sausage when i have made english breakfast, have i missed out on something guys?

It's not bad, it allows you to do hard physical labour until lunchtime without getting hungry at any point.

Of course if you just sit in an office all day, it's going to lie in your stomach like a brick because of all the fat.

Sorry to disappoint you lads, the correct answer was malted toast, with butter, never ever margarine.

wheres the premier league thread

Animals. Who can actually go to work after.

Maria cookies and cafe con leche for me lads.

is that thing under the bacon the old english favorite known as spotted dick?

>tfw microwave broke
looks like I won't be having grilled cheese tonight

>englelfats

don't you own an oven?

This coming from an American

hate me all you want, but a bowl of Musli+black coffee+ newspaper is still the best breakfast

>not liking mushroom
>not liking tomato
figures (flag) would be violently opposed to any ingredient that comes directly from the earth

Is breakfast cereal just an American thing?

Yes as its completely devoid of a nutritional content whatsoever

Literally might as well eat candy for bfast

>grilled
>in a microwave
surely no one is this american

>eating a newspaper
surely no one is this german

>not filling your coffee with cream/milk and sugar

why do people pretend to like black coffee?

>sugar
Try drinking non shit coffee that's properly brewed (pour over or French press) and you don't need sugar. Coffee isn't supposed to be sweet.

A splash of cream is essential tho

you're missing out Nigel

tßh my coffee habits (milk/black) change every year or so, so I wouldn't dismiss coffe with milk

There is nothing un-American or objectively bad about any of those things.

Damn I thought I was the only one who did that.

>he thinks shitposting is shilling
>mfw
Fuck off reddit