When a normie says a movie was "too long"

>when a normie says a movie was "too long"

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>when a normie says a movie was "boring"

>when a movie says a normie was "too long"

>when a normie posts the facebook frog

I've never found a movie too long. I have found movies terrible and wished they had ended already, sure, but a good movie can take all the time in the world. Not as an example of a good movie but as an example of a movie that simply had to rush things because it had so much to cover: Captain America Civil War. Even by MCU standards many parts felt rushed because they simply had so much stuff to go through in the time allotted for a general Marvel movie.

>when a normie watches capeshit

>Nothing happened

Fucking lanklets
When will they learn!

>when a normie say he watches movies in 1x speed

> when a normie can't stay quiet during the movie

>when a capeshit fan doesn't have a life

brilliant

Movies have to earn their length tbqh family
Apocalypse Now was not too long
Batman V Superman was too long
Fight me

>get a girl over for satantango n chill
>1 hour in she asks how much there is left
>when i tell her she leaves

what a fucking pleb

>too slow

>satantango

she probably cycled through puberty and then menopause before the midway point

There is literally no reason for a movie to be longer than 2 hours.

>when a normalfag says """"normies""""

What if it's a movie about a real life event that took place for exactly 2 and a half hours?

>when no girls have ever told OP he's "too long"

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no girl has ever told me anything user

No I don't want to fight you, you're right. Rogue One was too long.

t. marvelbabby

You are not OP you little shit, I am. My length is fine, girth on the other hand...

Fucking kek

>have first date in 5 years last night
>go out dinner, dancing, have a lot of fun
>drop her off at her place
>she invites me inside
>get an instant boner - tonight's the night!
>we go inside
>I whip out my blu ray criterion collection edition of kobayashi's the human condition.
>after the first 10 minutes she tells me she's getting bored.
>tell her to please be quiet as I'm trying to take notes.
>she tells me to get out of her house.
>I go home and watch the remaining 577 minutes on my own, followed by an hour long reflection of kobayashi's contributions to film theory

guess it wasn't meant to be.

>when 24h couldn't happen in 24 hours?
¶€¶€.torrent
Am I finally fit in?

Easily an hour too long.

>I don't get it

>my gf leaves me
>user I don't love you anymore
>we were 28 hours in Cinématon
>continue to watch it
>movie is finish
>she took all her things
>found a new boyfriend in a bar