Be new Yorker

>be new Yorker
>yuros shit on us constantly on spuh
>the city full of yuro tourists and transplants
>clogging up my sidewalk making me late for work
>always asking for directions or for s "super secret pizzeria or coffee shop"
>always give them wrong directions and send them to some shit hole as revenge for being called an amerimutt

>be new

stopped reading there

Williamsburg, Brooklyn here

Where you at?

>taking spuh seriously

Queens and no I'm not Jewish

B A S E D

>be new yorker
>probably the most famous city in USA
>not a single good sports team

>typing spee as spuh

kys right now

But I love NYC, been there twice the past year

Dude chill out
This is what Mets fans are like, people

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Spoo is the patrician way

>yuros shit on us constantly on spuh

On you specifically, as in New Yorkers?

Not really, I think most Europeans like New York and love to visit it at least once in their lifetimes.

I also liked it when I was there, very fascinating city (wouldn't want to live there tho)

Europeans make fun of the stereotypical Americans that live outside of cities like NY. You know, the stereotypical fat, dumb, gun-obsessed "walmart-American".

out here.
love fleecing yuropistani touritsts when i see them.

Australians tourists and Asians are cool

Hand over your guns and stop supporting the NRA.

We are new yorkers not rednecks

He supports the NRA

I'll take European tourists over fat fuck flyover tourists

>be new yorker
>be an asshole
>be incredibly proud of it
>brag about it on Laotian silk spinning forum

>in charge of schedules at work
>Spic, months in advance, tries to ask off for the World Cup
>deny him telling we have too many people taking off then for vacations
>check the date of when it ends and tell him he can get off the following week

As a mets fan I can tell you we hate ourselves, not everyone else.

didn't read lmao

Pls read

~~your city smells like poo poo~~

Fpbp

Jews>PR

New York is a shithole, even fucking Uzhgorod is better

what an oddly specific town to compare New York to

He's obviously from that shithole. He should go back if it's better.

LA CREATURA

nice made up story, nobody in 2018 actually needs to ask anyone for directions or anything else.

>he's a wageslave
lmao peasant

Kek

t. NEET shutin

Maybe in your village that has 10 huts in it and a store.In NYC tourists get lost easily and asking people is fastest/best way

> Be Parisian
> amerifats keep on getting jealous of the most beautiful city on earth
> The city is full of Amerifats tourists who literally cant fit between the doors of the subway
> Just having to look at them when I go to work makes me want to puke
> they always ask for directions to the nearest mcdonalds or some shit
> I always tell them to "learn French" to piss them off so when they go back to their Kentucky they can write all over Facebook how rude French people really are

We have these things called smartphones that allow us to install apps which show us exactly where we are and where to go in order to reach a destination.

You're gonna love those things once they arrive in America, trust me