ITT: Movies that could never be made today in this SJW-infested world of ours because liberals would get their jimmies...

ITT: Movies that could never be made today in this SJW-infested world of ours because liberals would get their jimmies rustled .

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>two white guys without shirts on a boat in bankok
>80's rock song "everybody loves a winner"
>nude children playing in the water
>flirting with prostitutes
>taking a prostitute to the hotel
and that's just the first five minutes into the journey of the "white warrior".

>"everybody loves a winner"
ARRRGH NO!!!
THEY ONLY WIN BECAUSE OTHER PPL ARE MARGINALIZED!!!

maybe not so much SJWs but I think this would cause a lot of controversy post-Columbine.

Both those guys are liberals

>mocks a stutter and lectures a black man that he's a racist, occationaly wears "i hate niggers"-signs and kills foreigners from former communist countries.

Yeah, and still the sjw's would give it 1-star on netflix if it showed up today

Never saw this (im 27), does it hold up?

married with children

What are you talking about? Harold and Kumar is a pro-SJW film.

It's all about how white people are inherently evil and are an eternal obstacle for everyone else(i.e. minorities).

wasn't that old, but I didn't see it until years after I graduated high school and I still liked it a lot.

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I'm honestly surprised that there are SJWs actually looking forward to the sequel.

Did they just completely miss the message of the first film? It's one of the most ableist movies there is.

The protagonist just wants the public to recognize outstanding people again because the world has become a giant hugbox where everyone gets medals in order to protect them from feeling insignificant and the villain wants to give out free superpowers to everyone so that nobody can ever stand out above the crowd and thus nobody will get their feelings hurt.

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>a show written by dykes would be trashed by lesbians in the current year
80's were goat in terms of comedy.

>if everyone's super, no one is

By that logic though, any movie with a hero wouldn't get made because of the SJW boogeywoogies you think control Hollywood. Every hero, or even the focused character, in Hollywood action movies is someone incredibly special, someone better than everyone else around them.

Have you even seen The Incredibles?

Name one other superhero movie, besides The Incredibles, where the message of the story is that only people who do amazing things should be awarded for going above and beyond.

That is the main focus of The Incredibles, and I guarantee you won't be able to find another superhero movie that openly pushes that message.

#18thCenturyViennaSoWhite

I like how SJW are getting blamed for censoring movies while this film was literally banned in some states by cuckservatives.

That's because the only time its ok to be a butthurt faggot about things no one is forcing you to participate in is when you are a White Christian, in the US anyway.
Porn, video games, violent and or blasphemous movies and media in general always get challenged and banned because 'm-muh religion'. They tried to ban Harry fucking Potter because of magic. Fucking pathetic.

>movie set in ancient germany
>characters speak with american accents

>not watching the German dub
Your own fault

Mate, Mr. Incredible's entire character arc was him learning to stop reliving the glory days and idolising himself and it was the normal life with his family that was most important to him. I'll give you it is a switcheroo from the original superhero format of "I want to be normal but can't" to "I don't want to be normal even though I can be" but it was hardly something that would aggravate SJWs.

What would a 2017 remake of Zulu look like?

This is why this decade has fucking sucked. The Left has started behaving like the big babbies of the Right were in the 90s/00s and now cuckservatives act like the Left were the ones that started it.

harold and kumar is ultimate drunkino

>this thread

You're right, it would be so much more realistic if they spoke in English with German accents instead.

What are you talking about OP? These movies dealt with making fun of a lot of white people who assume shit about minorities (while also poking fun that there's some actual basis, since the Indian guy actually is good with medical work and the Chinese guy is actually good with math shit).

It's very SJW friendly.

Major Payne

that's not germany, it's austria you illiterate pleb.

The British would realize they were oppressing the Zulus and hand over their weapons as a sign of peace, only to be slaughtered mercilessly

>main characters are minorities
>one worked for Obama
>NPHs character is ironic because he's gay IRL

why couldn't they make this? Neither are working much, I wouldn't be surprised if there was another sequel.

Every time I think of that movie I just remember the beginning where he breaks that dude's finger and the monster in the closet scene.

I get the feeling the movie is really shitty and if I watch it again I wouldn't enjoy it in the slightest.

It was originally SJWs that overanalyzed race, gender, and ethnicity in entertainment but now it's both SJWs and anti-SJWs overanalyzing this shit and they're both insufferable

Just nuke everyone

>""""""correct""""""""
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why must race be brought into everything?

I just liked Harold and Kumar because they seemed like chill guys not because they're minorities and those assholes weren't assholes because they're white they're just assholes

>not respecting the German culture
How dare you

At least it's not girls

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Are you kidding? Ever white person in this movie is evil or a fucking retard. It has anti-white written all over it.

Also the fact that only a few people are born with super powers and many are not (can be related to high IQ individuals) and that not matter how hard you try, you will never match those people if you were not born with this power (Syndrome). Not to mention main characters are a white, middle class family.

porn should be banned. communist teachings should be banned. faggot brainwashing should be banned

Fuck white people.
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I AM German, idiot.

not with that attitude

This film is a liberal wet dream though. Multiple cultures come together to smoke weed and the patriarchy (NPH) dies.

I just realized that this is how blacks see themselves.

>DUDE WEED LOL
>dude fuck my wife!
>dude farts
>dude cops beating black guy for no reason (but he has a big dick lol)
Why wouldn't this movie get made?

What's hilarious is that this movie, at the time, was the most liberal thing you could shit out.

>NPH patriachy dies
A "human" typed this up