I swear I'm just about the reveal the whole conspiracy.. But look at it. EVERY SINGLE TIME a Portuguesefag post in here, it's ALWAYS Portugal-related. Every fucking time, every fucking post. They never contribute, they always twist the subject to spam shit about their backward ass excuse of a country.
No matter the thread, its always about their shitty league, their shitty Ronaldo, their shitty NT or some shitty unknown Portufag manager.
Remember those Chinese posters paid to shill on Sup Forums? I'm pretty sure there is some monkey business going on in the Portuguese Tourist Office, like they're paying some basement dwellers to go full Portugal on Sup Forums or some shit
We're not apologizing for being the best posters in this board, having the best nt in the world, having the best teams in the world, having the best players in the world, having the best managers in the world, and having the best food in the world
Levi Murphy
just banter bro haha
Michael Taylor
didn't read lmao
Evan Anderson
Portuguese posters are based. French posters are shit.
Austin Flores
Fuck off frog
Alberto Pride World Wide
Andrew Young
watch >our league
Joseph Ward
Portuguese posters are saving Sup Forums
Josiah Carter
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Brandon Campbell
>not mentioning the best league in the world is this a proxy poster
Connor Walker
Portugal will win the world cup against Argentina in the final
Ryder Lopez
>I'm just about the reveal the whole conspiracy I'll reveal it for you
You see, as it was predicted in Mensagem, Portugal has had one external policy in the last centuries: to fulfill the V Empire and rule all the world
For that, we have taken control of the world in all its relevant aspects. Name one important world event, there was a Luso involved on it. Always.
Just an example:
>be Portugal >be 2010 >be in crisis >need more euromoneis >what do? >see that many people are going on vacation to North Africa >have idea >plant rebellions in that area >Arab Spring rises >instability all over the place >no more tourists there >wow, messing with countries is fun >create a fake war in Syria >manipulate some old Arab cunts into funding ISIS >create a refugee crisis >all refugees go to rich european countries, never to Portugal >terrorist attacks ensure in France, Germany >instability all over the mediterranean area >tourism drops in those countries >fund non-mainstream parties like SYRIZA and Golden Dawn in Greece to increase instablity there >fund the Catalonian Revolution >yfw Portugal is the only Southern European country stable and safe
A more concrete example:
>send your agent Antero Henrique on a mission >he joins PSG >deals with Arab money >convinces Arabs to spend a stupid amount on Neymar >Barcelona gets hella rich >Catalonia starts an uprising >Tourism there drops and rises in Portugal >[[[coincidence]]]?
There is a reason there are no Jews in Portugal, but many Jews have Portuguese surnames
Levi Edwards
>he doesn't watch their league LMAO at your life.
Aiden Rogers
>Frog doesn't like, respect, or understand people who hold the homeland down
Color me shocked. Sad that your national elán is no more.
Michael Martinez
with a glorious 0x0
John Myers
>Porto wins CL and Sporting the EL
It is written.
Elijah Reed
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Xavier Brooks
Its the best way. More salty tears will be shed
Aiden Morris
What's the left guy
Brayden Anderson
Indian.
Blake Russell
>Sporting the EL
there's a bigger chance of us smashing liverpool 10-0 at anfield
Brandon Edwards
>like they're paying some basement dwellers to go full Portugal on Sup Forums or some shit lolno, I do it for free
Lincoln Wright
Both things shall happen fellow Alberto.
Ayden James
BASED
Portuguese culture is best culture. It is time they reclaimed their rightful place as the premier European power. Goa, Angola, and Formosa back now!
Isaac Smith
Lads, lets get honest here:
He shitposts too, right?
Brandon Anderson
QUINTO IMPÉRIO AGORA!
Nathan Collins
Portuguese posters are based and Portuguese for is even more based
Eli Morgan
>he doesn't rate the league where goals are scored on minute 90+9 and players aren't yellow carded for taking their shirts off youtu.be/l8hZYkv74gY