What is wrong with Portuguese posters?

What is wrong with Portuguese posters?

I swear I'm just about the reveal the whole conspiracy.. But look at it. EVERY SINGLE TIME a Portuguesefag post in here, it's ALWAYS Portugal-related. Every fucking time, every fucking post. They never contribute, they always twist the subject to spam shit about their backward ass excuse of a country.

No matter the thread, its always about their shitty league, their shitty Ronaldo, their shitty NT or some shitty unknown Portufag manager.

Remember those Chinese posters paid to shill on Sup Forums? I'm pretty sure there is some monkey business going on in the Portuguese Tourist Office, like they're paying some basement dwellers to go full Portugal on Sup Forums or some shit

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didn't read lmao

We're not apologizing for being the best posters in this board, having the best nt in the world, having the best teams in the world, having the best players in the world, having the best managers in the world, and having the best food in the world

just banter bro haha

didn't read lmao

Portuguese posters are based.
French posters are shit.

Fuck off frog

Alberto Pride World Wide

watch >our league

Portuguese posters are saving Sup Forums

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>not mentioning the best league in the world
is this a proxy poster

Portugal will win the world cup against Argentina in the final

>I'm just about the reveal the whole conspiracy
I'll reveal it for you

You see, as it was predicted in Mensagem, Portugal has had one external policy in the last centuries: to fulfill the V Empire and rule all the world

For that, we have taken control of the world in all its relevant aspects. Name one important world event, there was a Luso involved on it. Always.

Just an example:

>be Portugal
>be 2010
>be in crisis
>need more euromoneis
>what do?
>see that many people are going on vacation to North Africa
>have idea
>plant rebellions in that area
>Arab Spring rises
>instability all over the place
>no more tourists there
>wow, messing with countries is fun
>create a fake war in Syria
>manipulate some old Arab cunts into funding ISIS
>create a refugee crisis
>all refugees go to rich european countries, never to Portugal
>terrorist attacks ensure in France, Germany
>instability all over the mediterranean area
>tourism drops in those countries
>fund non-mainstream parties like SYRIZA and Golden Dawn in Greece to increase instablity there
>fund the Catalonian Revolution
>yfw Portugal is the only Southern European country stable and safe

A more concrete example:

>send your agent Antero Henrique on a mission
>he joins PSG
>deals with Arab money
>convinces Arabs to spend a stupid amount on Neymar
>Barcelona gets hella rich
>Catalonia starts an uprising
>Tourism there drops and rises in Portugal
>[[[coincidence]]]?

There is a reason there are no Jews in Portugal, but many Jews have Portuguese surnames

>he doesn't watch their league
LMAO at your life.

>Frog doesn't like, respect, or understand people who hold the homeland down

Color me shocked. Sad that your national elán is no more.

with a glorious 0x0

>Porto wins CL and Sporting the EL

It is written.

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Its the best way. More salty tears will be shed

What's the left guy

Indian.

>Sporting the EL

there's a bigger chance of us smashing liverpool 10-0 at anfield

>like they're paying some basement dwellers to go full Portugal on Sup Forums or some shit
lolno, I do it for free

Both things shall happen fellow Alberto.

BASED

Portuguese culture is best culture. It is time they reclaimed their rightful place as the premier European power. Goa, Angola, and Formosa back now!

Lads, lets get honest here:

He shitposts too, right?

QUINTO IMPÉRIO AGORA!

Portuguese posters are based and Portuguese for is even more based

>he doesn't rate the league where goals are scored on minute 90+9 and players aren't yellow carded for taking their shirts off
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Holy fuck Goa is so awesome