What cool things has Jeb been doing since dropping out?

What cool things has Jeb been doing since dropping out?

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Getting pegged by Columba.

Opened up a Guac Shoppe

Opening his guac business

Probably lots of Pokemon Go.

Suicide

He's got several business ventures that he plans to start - fresh water tortoise rearing, avocado free guacamole, and hoodies without hoods.

Self harm

Pleasant Crap

Not getting in back

Jeb is a mess

A big fat mess

All memes aside, Jeb truly is a scumbag for not supporting Trump even though he pledged to do so.
Same for Cucksich.

Endorsing Johnson

Listening to linkin park in the shower all day

>Implying he takes showers instead of bathing with his turtles

Unlocking every achievement in Guacimelee

jeb is a waste

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Jeb! And his Bush Crime Family and other neocons have done us a yuge favor by staying away. Good riddance.

Sudoku

Jeb is probably a spoofer

Hold it you dummies

Back in his vegetable garden. Somebody has to water Terry Shiavo.

Hold it you dummies!

Sounds pretty hot desu

>avocado free guac
What is this?

He goes around battling gyms with his team of six Squirtles.

he got contacts

SAVAGE

I heard hey gave his wife some lemon pledge

Kek

>After the campaign of a lifetime, I've been "busy"

Playing quarters with bourbon and doing bong hits with Dubya, all day long. They probably also go to titty bars together, and go out shooting guns. And eating lots of barbecued food.

Why even want to be president when your life is this great. Dubya probably paints sick ass portraits of him and shows them on late night TV.

Lots of cool stuff.
>prank calling Rand Paul
>hanging out at the city pool
>learning to rollerblade
>hanging out at the pond

That sounds like fun.

I'd never vote for the guy, but he sounds fun to chill with.

A Greek man laughed at your joke with sharp "h"s

That sandwich is a mess

He is enjoying his free time with his gross mongrel family

He's become a pretty dank meme famalam

ha i remember that thread
cant believe he pissed and pood in it

Turtle farm.

that gene pool is so fucked.
Not even hating on mexicans on latinos.
But damn thats probably the shitiest pool of genes you could pick.

>balding
>short
>fat
>ugly nose
>bad teeth
>shit hair

Its like he literally scraped the bottom of the barrel to get those mongrels.

He's probably playing with his model railway set all alone in his mansion.

What's wrong with his family?

youtube.com/watch?v=UFkjq4wmYwI

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I love who he's the Liquid Snake of this campaign, he just keeps coming back, shooting himself in the foot, and vanishing again.

He let's his turtles chew the garlic before he serves it to you. Calls it artisan

what is this whole "guac bowl" and "secret guac recipe" meme all about? where does it come from?

*how, not who.

Who's blondie

His campaign store sold #75 guac bowls with "Jeb! 2016" on them, with his "secret recipe not included"

Alone in his room listening to sad music.

Racemixing not even once

remove the lettuce and you have a winner

...maybe once.

>YOU WERE ALWAYS THE FAVORITE GEORGE, WHILE I GOT ALL OF WALKER'S RECESSIVE GENES

It's a hellish Brady Bunch and I don't know which one is the fucking maid.

>His campaign store sold #75 guac bowls with "Jeb! 2016" on them

lmao
you should try to get your hands on some Yeb! guac bowls. in 10 years they will be highly sought after by collectors of meme antiquities.

Looking at

You can see the DNA starting to go "Oh shit son,. what the fuck are you doing" around Jeb or so.

His site is just him with a sad smile and the words "Thank you" now. :(

If Jeb was a guy a Best Buy or something, you'd like the shit out of him. He just isn't cut out to be President.

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>not investing in memes right now
>not knowing norms will eat this shit up next election cycle
It either goes "haha that was a mess" or "this countries ruined forever. We should have felt the bern." Caring about shit after its cool, not before, is what hipsters do. They aren't bringing anything back or inventing anything. They're acting like their parents ironically because gen x was such a fucking perturbance on society we want anothet world war. If I wasn't in canada I'd have bought boxes of trump hats, pressed zodiac signs on hundreds of cruz shirts. When Memes hit the open market I hope you capitalize germy

Now that the dust has settled I like Jeb now.

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He is adorable like a sickly puppy.

Aww, Jeb seems like a really nice man. He just didn't have the heart to run for president

A year ago the news was talking about how it's be Bush/Clinton in the general. Trump drove a train right through 16 candidates and look where we are now.

So let's get real talk here for real.

Do you think Jeb browses here?

I remember that. I was pro rand, up until the night of the first debate

[airhorns in the distance]

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poor jeb
he seems to be so nice, sweet and innocent :(
i hope he doesnt commit suicide by guacamole over losing the presidency

rand+jeb would make such a cute couple

>Do you think Jeb browses here?

I honestly think he just putters around the house/mall, waiting for a chance to try and wedge himself back into the limelight, only to fail and go look at the turtles in the pet store.

Checked, and agreed.
He should just live a quiet life and maybe give his son a chance to run in the future.

And then Baron Trump can beat him.

That guy who have you a wedgie and a swirlie in front of everyone in the locker room in high school... Did you vote for him for prom king?

He's gonna form the GNP

Guac Nationalist Party

>The guac merchant in the convention

Holy shit when will the bullying stop?

I have a weird feeling. I just can't get this image out of my head of Trump being elected, giving his first speech as president and ending it with "by the way, Jeb is a mess"

>give his son a chance to run in the future.
>And then Baron Trump can beat him.
a lineage of cucks

I miss jeb tbqhwyf. ;_;

Where did all go wrong?

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>tfw he tweets Jeb a picture of hi sitting in the Oval Office saying "Daddy, Georgie, me, but never you!"

the problem with rand is the problem with his dad. they should have just campaigned for the vp position. there's no way they were ever going to be president

>a lineage of cucks
literally true, see his """son""" doesnt look like jeb at all
i wouldnt be surprised if columba cucked jeb with some mexican desu

>You must be this tall to be president

Interesting.

If they add Johnson's 1% and Jeb's 1% they might be able to make every pundit and Hillary Clinton look 2% less stupid.

Maybe.

they should make a movie about this guys "try" and will ferrel should play him

wtf i hate jeb! now

dont quote me on this but i hear he has been staying up late every night working on new ways to use guacamole. like not for food

This. Also Sunday Funday never stops being funny.

Thanks, through some oversight, I never saved this.

it is like alcohol free beer

and whats the deal with all the turtle jokes? does he have a pet turtle or something?

Crying to his brother that he would never be president.

I always liked Jeb he seemed like a really nice guy. He had little plastic turtles in his pocket and would give them out to kids.

Maybe not Presidential material, but a nice guy.

I feel bad for Jeb. Always inadequate compared to his brother and his mother and father look down on him.

See
Also pic related. He liked to give people little turtles to remind them "slow and steady always win the race"

Until you are hit by the Trump train.

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