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Hey Brandon. How come you're still allowed to use the internet?

reminder jon likes red heads due to his mommy issues and cunt rag cat who hated him being the closest thing to a mother.

Legally changing your name to your favorite thrones character is such a good idea why didn't I think of it first

Rickon was quick enough to find a replacement mother in Osha. The fact that Jon was too retarded and unlikable as a child to find a woman who enjoys spending time with him is his fault.

No edition OP?

Hey guys anyone care to roll? This surely won't shit up the thread

Jon definitely has issues coming from Cat hating him. If I were the writers I would incorporate that somehow.

Maybe with Danny?

Plz delete

fuqq off

No fuck off

No because I'm not gay

Lady Stoneheart

I'm gonna tell you to fuck off but I'm actually rolling

I kind of wish that happened just for /got/ butthurt
>my baby! where is my baby?!

All hail OP, king of the faggots and the first anons, lord of the seven boards, and protector of the dubs

/OURGAY/

NO! Not again, not a another fucking cancer rollinggames, fucking cancer cunt face.

I apologize for posting the image in the previous thread. Instead of fun we got cancer, that was not my intent.

roll

Somebody tell him it's a bran thread

Please let this be a normal /got/ thread and not another fucking roll game rolling thread.

He looks pretty young for 29
>tfw 25 balding, wrinkled, and haggard

Delete this cancer post!

we know senpai

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rawling

Just report that post for Sup Forums shitposting

I'm tired , I'm going to bed to sleep, see you guys tomorrow on /got/. Same place same time.

Goodnight /got/

fuck

i thought arya was older than bran?

Boring fucking cancer brann thread
Pedo topic and boring character

Mercy 4 Cersei

I thought you were leaving, tranny

Hope you get gang raped in your sleep

good night everyone I'm very tired. It's time for sleep. Yes time to stretch out on my comfy bed, its been a long day. I can't wait to close my eyes.

why is this photoset so slutty?

Who the fuck is going to read all that shit?

Just leave barbossa

Why are anti-branbros so easily triggered?

Trash show. Nothing is surprising or interesting, characters are just stupid and 1-dimensional. Each episode commits 30-60% of running time to sex/romance scenes (porn). It's basically "Sex in the Generic Fantasy City". Anything that isn't blatantly ripped off from other, FAR more successful books/movies/vidya/folklore/etc is just dull, tax-policy tier garbage.

It's absolutely telling that the best character, by far, is a literal manlet.

-t. someone who watched the entire first season, trying to give it an honest chance.

P.S: It's absolutely rife with "strong female protagonists" and "turns out CIS white males were the greatest evil" tropes (SEE: 1-dimensional characters), which I thought would make it auto-dropped by Sup Forums. but let's face it, anything that's advertised as hard as GoT is just automatically given 10/10 by you tasteless shits.

fag

they did in a sense. he has a things for red heads. cat was a ranga

so was roz and ygritte, potentially sansa

Its only slutty in your imagination

Kelly C better colour her hair red then...

>29 year old gets arrested
>isaac is dating someone around the same age, thats totally ok

what does the universe have against autistic people

Maester Luigi

Go on.

Do you think Gurm cares at all that the TV show butchered his story or is he now too rich to give a fuck?

Too rich and too old to care. Doesn't strike me as the "muuh legacy" type as long as he has plenty of food around.

>grrm's face when he reads your post

The guy doesn't give a shit. I've been in denial for years waiting for ADWD and now hoping for him to catch up with TWOW before the series ends but honestly it's become obvious he stopped caring a long time ago. Just look at his goddamn blog and see how much space TWOW gets among his myriad of posts about sports, some books no one cares about, and random shit.

Man there was a time when I was checking it regularly for updates, when he was posting actual timelines and page counts.

I bet he never had anything written.

Leggo

>page 9

Inexcusable.

posting this totally original OC

Westeros is a very weirdly shaped landmass.

Why is Essos so dry? It doesnt have the surface area of Asia so its northern regions should have temperate rainforest all over it.

Also will we learn anything about Sothoryos?

George doesn't know jackshit about topography and climates.

And no we won't, George wants to keep mysteries to make ASOIAF more realistic in people's knowledge of the world and things that are far away

I think magic is responsible for the weather on that world. Nothing else explains it even if you can fit the seasons into a shifting orbit.

We might learn stuff after GRRM kicks the bucket and other authors expand on the series.

Jon will probably kill the Nightking which is even more cliched than Bran.

I'd prefer Dany and Nightking double KO

Isnt the extreme winter due to the White Walkers?

Well GRRM said magic is at fault, so I would guess it's the WW. Wouldn't make sense for their enemies to make it easier for the WW.

Based on the estimated size Essos should be rich in biomes and also be the continent with the most civilizations since the absence of all of that surface caused by Asia being fucking humongous creates fertile temperate forest regions that can be used to farm and shit.

Central Asia is a hard to live in because its mostly steppe due to vastness of Asia reducing moisture at the center of Asia.

I still do that

I'll never stop dreaming.

The Americas are 14 000 km in length north to south and Westeros is 4800 km north to south from the Wall to the southern tip of Dorne.

Which is weird considering GRRM used to say it is set in a planet bigger than Earth with higher gravity and more surface area.

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If Westeros is that much smaller then the climate of the southern part of Essos makes no sense and that would even put the Sothoryos into the horse latitudes meaning the northern part would be mostly desert while the jungles would be far inland so the Sothoryos being mostly jungle stuff doesnt work.

Continents in real life are large masses of land not skinny pseudo British Isles like Westeros, Essos is also weirdly shape because its shaped like a bar and not just a chunk of land with a shitton of peninsulas like Asia.

Sothoryos is the only one that possibly looks like an actual continent.

>reddit :
>azor ahai last hero azor ahai azor ahai
>jon jon rhaegar jon jon snow jon jon Jon might not want to be king but it'll be forced upon him aw what a humble soul jon jon jon

Sounds about right, yes.

Yeah it doesn't work no matter how you look at it.

No matter if it is a planet bigger than Earth or not what we see are a tiny part of the possible continents, but then the ones we see would be in the same rough climate zone, so we should see no variations.

Are there more continents? Is the entire planet water? Bran the Shipwright selling West with a fleet?

>These are very nice maps, I hope you will agree. Huge and beautiful, and while they DON'T show the whole world (sorry, no, you're not going to get the Westerosi equivilent of the Americas or Antarctica or Australia, assuming such places exist), you will get a glimpse of distant lands where my characters (and thus the novels) will likely never go.

Would this series be better if Westeros and Essos were one super continent?

this series would be better if there was no essos

Well they were connected with a land bridge in the distant past.

It's interesting how the Dothraki would play into the Seven Kingdoms if they had easy access. Maybe they would act as a unifying threat ensuring loyalty to the crown and just be paid off by the king like the Eastern cities do?

But Essos is where Dani came from and she is Mar- I mean important to the plot.
Dothraki would get obliterated its nonsense the civilizations of Essos cant genocide them,.

Couldn't there be large scale warm water currents that alter the climate in the free cities and the east coast of Westeros? That way they can close to the poles but still relatively temperate

Essos has the climate of a place in the latitude of Saudi Arabia.

>100 000 angry horsemen come and genocide your entire population while you hide in the castle

They can't win, but can cause trouble.

Not sure how that works considering the size of the continents and whether it should be a global current or local one. We need a climatologist on /got/.

Wildlings still have caveman physical strength and the seven kingdoms can hold then back.

Sup Forums gives that shitty show and shitty books the respect it deserves which is none.

Wildlings usually go to raid in small teams and like we saw they aren't that many as a whole either.

Dothraki have more numbers by a factor, horses which are a force multiplier and experience fighting as an army.

So you have Westeros which is basically 800 A.D Europe so backwater shithole.

Then Essos which is mostly uncivilized desert wilderness with city states where you can be forced into a slave.

Finally Sothoryos which has really fucking big jungles(since dragons cant find the southern coastline) and its filled with "brindled men" who are possibly a type of nonhuman hominid and not actually black people because the blacks in GoT are not called brindled people.

kek wildlings are a joke

>Wildlings still have caveman physical strength
Wildlings are generally a bunch of scrawny, inbred losers, it's a only a select few "Champions" that are notably built or talented.

Living as a hunter gatherer keeps your bones and muscles dense user. Our ancestors from 10,000 B.C would beat the shit out of us without trying.

The Sothoryos females can conceive from humans, but always give birth to dead deformities.

good thread

So they are a distant hominid in that case.

Where are the asians and sandpeople in GoT?

They'd kick my ass, sure. They wouldn't outclass a professional man-at-arms

Asians should be in Yi Ti... I don't recall seeing one in the show unless you count one of the sneks.

Sand people... all those cities in Slaver's Bay I guess?

Its nonsense the wildlings are still alive, beyond the wall is a climate worse than Siberia because at least Siberia HAS FUCKING FOREST but no there are barely any trees at all beyond the wall and that means NO ANIMALS AT ALL. Even if they live of cannibalism they would eventually run out of people to eat in 2000 years reducing them to extinction.

Also the wildlings should look asian because extreme cold is what created the asian human.

Wait the red priestess was asian.

Really makes you wonder if asians would exist without the ice age in North East Asia turning their face into that slant shape we all know and love.

So without ice age would all Eurasian humans look like Caucasoids(Europeans,Indians,Middle Eastern,North African?)

That could explain why no asians exist in GoT because there was never an ice age.

>hunter gatherer
>in Syberia

they are starved weaklings. why are you hyping them up? they got their shit pushed in by a bunch of retards at the wall.

what is this then
and got has an age every decade

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>reddit

Holy shit why are people's Azor Ahai theories so UNBELIEVABLY shallow and pleb?

It's so incredibly obvious that Azor Ahai was a bad guy that GRRM might as well change the name of the next book to "Azor Ahai was bad" and it hurts my faith in humanity that so many people don't even come close to seeing it.

GRRM barely even tries to subvert tropes and he still fucking blows people's minds. "a good guy died OMFG!!!" "Jaime did bad things and he's doing good things now OMFG!!" holy shit people are so dumb.

If you think Jon or Dany is Azor Ahai kill yourself

>a bunch of retards at the wall.

No bully plz. Best sidekick died there.