>Predator, 1987
>"If it bleeds, we can kill it"
>Predator, 2018
>"Whoa, looks like this guy needs a bandaid. Anybody got any orange slices?"
>"I guess he tried to board a United flight"
>"Sorry, the helicopter is overbooked"
>"someone get him a Pepsi, haha"
>"haha"
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Arnold invented orange slices tier one-liners you fucking retard
can't they just remove narcos, olivia munn and key peele off the face of earth? Is it that hard?
>>"haha"
OP, I don't think you've actually watched a classic Arnold movie before.
If anything, I suspect that they'll try to take themselves TOO seriously with the new movie, even with Keegan in it.
white narcos guy was hands down the worst part of narcos. His performance was like somebody doing a shitty mockery of a noire cop.
He's like the American version of Charlie Hunnan. I have literally no idea why any of them get any work, they are both both objectively terrible.
>that cast
This IS a joke, right? This isn't really the new Predator cast, right?
>same tier
are you stupid? Arnold had the charisma and delivery for these lines that are funny regardless, not like this cringe "orange slices i dont see how that's a party" literal whos delivering the lines
>tfw you just realize Donald from Logan was in Narcos.
Why was he so forgettable? He actually had screen Presence I'm the former, in spite of more screen time in the latter. Shane Black has my confidence, but I'm not sure about Munn, or Key. The Black dudes seem cool. Shane needs to cut back on his kid fetish, he's not married and it's starting to look suspect.
>can't speak english
>charisma
U KNO WUT KILLED DA DINOZAURS? ZE ICE AGE!
The director looks disgusted which is always a good sign for a movie.
Hmm another franchise destroyed by forced diversity.
All of those fucks look like they would die from a papercut.
The entire point of the original was you had a group of badasses and even they weren't enough. They had a chance, but still outclassed. Why in the hell would I want to watch a bunch wet napkins get slaughtered? This is the exact problem all the latest AvP movies suffered from.
I'm just glad we finally have a diverse cast in a predator movie. Something the world has clamored for since the st predator.
I wish they left Hawkings in the jungle, what a shit show that cast is.
>Predator, 1987
>"what the hell are you?"
>"what the hell are YOU?"
>Predator, 2018
>"nuoh my gawd...you make Donald look like Melania...put the mask back on buddy, haha"
>"haha ok"
>that cast
How do you fuck up Predator...
This. I expect at least 4 "lol trumps bad" references.
>two white males, two black males, a brown male, an ethnic woman and shane black
literally exactly the same as the original
>Jacob Tremblay as Quinn's troubled son, who has a form of autism and is bullied in school but becomes a key player in the fight against the Predators due to his preternatural ability to learn languages.
>en.wikipedia.org
OK then.
>predator studying his prey
>haha that's totally cray cray lol
>starts playing back the word lol over and over again
>at the end instead of laughing it's ass off it just says "lol" and explodes
I might actually kek my ass off at how retarded it is.
>*Predator noise*
>autistic kid: y-yeah, f-fuck d-d-drumpf, that's what it said
>brown whore: YAAAAAS QUEEEN SLAAAY
ok i legit laughed at this
I see three niggers, some mixbreed roastie and a white guy. I suspect that cuck in the front is the director, with some retarded kid that the make-a-wish foundation sent.
Hmm literally an exact replica of an average American household.
I have faith in Shane Black.
>all those greasy niggers
No thanks, but it's not as though any of the other cast members are even decent either.
here's the cast of the original
Then you're gonna love me
Why must things get worse instead of improve?
>2 governors
>kony 1987
>a goddamn sexual tyrannosaur
kino
Those guys look bad-ass. Notice I used the word 'guys', as in no Hollywood pushing the 'strong womyn' meme.
I was excited watching the AVP trailer in theaters until I saw the PG-13 rating. Then I knew it was going to be shit.
Not diverse enough. Remove the two whites and injun and add another black.
Fuck it: make it ALL black. That'll be hella diverse.
I find the new character bland and boring, like the original look rougher and chiseled while the new cast looks like standard b-rate franchise actors who will never act in anything big again.
>>Jacob Tremblay as Quinn's troubled son, who has a form of autism and is bullied in school but becomes a key player in the fight against the Predators due to his preternatural ability to learn languages.
Oh my...
My thoughts exactly. No amount of tilting their head back and looking down is going to make them look intimidating.
Also the gun choices are shit this time around. Someone from /k/ will have to identify the SMG the black guy has that looks like a G36 variant, AR platform rifle, and Vector SMG.
>no LMG
>no DMR/bolt gun
>no shotties
Awful.
>implying Shane Black didn't go full plastic face
>implying Olivia Munn didn't kill this already
>implying it was ever going to be R
>implying Olivia Munn didn't kill this already
I hope everyone EVERYONE dies, its the only redeemable possibility.
>The Black dudes seem cool.
wrong
>terminator
>a sexual tyrannosaurus/ex special forces
>Apollo creed
>the blackest man on TV
>A man so fucking tough they hired a bodyguard to keep everyone safe from him
>the token nerd who dies first but is still likeable
>dialogue man who gets slapped by a fucking tree and lives
It really was a product of it's time, no way this could get made today.
>he doesnt know who the nerd is
>>at the end instead of laughing it's ass off it just says "lol" and explodes
>SMG the black guy
Scorpion Evo 3
Seriously, how did Munn get a job acting in what I only presume to be a major film? She has no talent or screen presence at all.
You sound like you are five yrs old
>reeeee fucking normies get out
>"reeee fucking normies get out"
>*cuts to the in predator first person picking up a tendie as the heat fades from it*
>"fucking normies"
Messi?
...
I fucking hate key and peele i wish they'd just fucking stop.
It's Shane Black I know, they basically threw him in as a rib, he turned up on set having no idea he was going to be in the movie at all.
sucky sucky
SHANE?
Shit, how did arnold manage before without an autistic kid to help him fight the predator? That's just what the Predator action franchise needed: autistic kids.
hes a big screenwriter
what cast would you use with modern actors? it would never match up to the original but:
>The Rock, naturally
>Jason Statham
>Idris Elba
>Terry Crews
>some random buff Injun
>some hot D-list actress
>and two D-list white guys to be the nerd and the other dude
Look up entropy.
It definitely improved Jurassic Park, soon every ageing franchise will have a cute relatable autistic child.
ironically unironically upboted
I thought Thomas Jane and Benicio del Toro were supposed to be in this
Cheers, mate. Couldn't find anything about Predator 2018 on imfdb.
poor Olivia munn she a black widow with men and movies
Half of The Expendables and Alexandra Daddario.
>some random buff Injun
I would change him from Native Injun to Designated Injun to get Bollywood moneys thou.
>some hot D-list actress
Eiza Gonzales
>and two D-list white guys to be the nerd and the other dude
Charlie and Mac or Charlie and Dennis.
benicio del toro was gonna be the lead but there were scheduling conflicts
>kate beckinsale
>ASR
>Amy Adams
>Hershlag
>Jeri Ryan
>Mara
Find one flaw.
>we'll never have lines like this in mainstream 21st century film
are you trying to imply Arnolds one liners werent the best part of Batman and Robin?
>WE need more black guys!!
>Don't even try to include anything but black guys!!
t. BLACKED jewish in chief
So, PG 13 confirmed, right?
>>Idris Elba
>>Terry Crews
fuck off cunt
but girls always go crazy for guys with accents
that alone gives him more charisma than anyone ITT
...
I watched this film recently with a group of old "friends" at my best friend's house and some bitch actually gasped at him calling them slack-jawed faggots.
nope rated R
Fund it
Terry Crews is PC Master Race, so fuck you fag
holy fucking reddit batman!
Should have called her a slack jawed faggot
is that Keegan Michael Key on the right?
So the premise is that they're the IT department and they're really into airsoft, right?
The token girl is someone's girlfriend that has to tag along. And there's a little kid? Okay so they all wave their pellet shooters around and get brutally murdered in the first 10 minutes to establish the Predator, right?
Then we get the real cast?
was her pussy as big as a house?
>who has a form of autism
> his preternatural ability to learn languages
This isn't what autism is.
This is disappointing based on body mass alone.
Kill yourself
>unironically using the term PC Master Race
From left to right, then to the two in front:
>Clearly Peele's uber driver
>Ay yo hol up face
>some asshole who can't act, probably an executive's son
>we want the geek audience but don't want to shell out cash for a movie personality
>I just walked into the wrong studio, didn't I?
>this strange man gave me a funny pill
>I'm gonna fuck this kid so hard on camera, and will get away with it because (((they))) enjoy it too.
That's right. Then the military lock down the area, and we see the back of a general examine the skinned and hanged up dead bodies. Camera slowly reveals the general is arnold. Cut to main title.
>Jacob Tremblay as Quinn's troubled son, who has a form of autism and is bullied in school but becomes a key player in the fight against the Predators due to his preternatural ability to learn languages.
this... why? why would you make some 8-year old faggy looking piece of boring shit the crux of your ultraviolent alien murder movie?
why would anyone think this is a good idea? who wrote this? who funded this?
is this all an elaborate plan by a producer/director to snip n' suck the little boy's penis? because that's the most rational conclusion i can arrive at. the only explanation that makes even a bit of sense.
in fact the OP pic reminds me of the cover of another "predator" movie...
>your ultraviolent alien murder movie
Its a pg13 Marvel flick now user...
>getting rid of the only non-blacks
who are these faggots?
where's thomas jane?
why the fuck is olivia munn in it?
kill me desu
Nine-Eleven part 2: Hollywood Harvest WHEN?
>unironically watching the Ultimate Hunter Edition
ISHYGDDT
She sucks one mean cock brother.
>>Jacob Tremblay as Quinn's troubled son, who has a form of autism and is bullied in school but becomes a key player in the fight against the Predators due to his preternatural ability to learn languages.
When will this romanticizing of mental illness end?
Shit what a unappealing cast...
Death of the Predator franchise ;_;
Holy fucking shit this is an abomination. Guy on the far left looks like he should be playing the black best friend in a rom-com. Guy next to him actually looks semi-tough and might actually be the one decently cast person in this film. The white guy looks like some dud of a nu-male who you would see with his girlfriend in some urban coffee shop. And then you have Key and Munn rounding it out for reasons I will never fully understand. What a mess.
No women. Seriously now that Pornhub is a thing Hollywood should just kill the whole "super tough chick shoehorned into a serious action film as eye candy" bullshit. Just let it be bros doing bro shit, like the original Predator.
Ol Shane's looking a little Zac Bagans-y there
>guy in the right holding the nigger's dick.
thanks Sup Forums
Why is there a kid?
>Death of the Predator franchise
>implying they haven't been gangbanging the corpse of the predator franchise ever since Predator 2
>they're just raping a pile of worms and bones now