/hoc/

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Phoneposting is kino
Laptop posting is for faggots

>no anime
shit op

>rags
>Pulju!
>ANIME!!

Battlestation poster here

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Youre in the middle. Cant hate or love you

where is the anime posting

this doesn't look like a very good thread friend

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Fact: mobileposters are the most powerful race in the world

Litterally obsessed

>unironically buying a laptop
Lol people do that? Theyre just expensive tablets

Hey guys, posting about hockey from my phone

Lab is a lot of fun, it’s too bad I have to write up 10 page reports for each, and there is no hockey until 10
REEEEEEEE

>typing with touchscreens
Hello millenials

>being over the age of 25 on a website filled with 14-18 year olds
Fuck off gramps

fucking newfags

>being Finnish
Ah yes poverty

post players who peaked too early

>us americans
Ah yes poverty.

Teemu Salami

Patrik Laine

For me, it's shut the fuck up faggots

Reminder that Laine has less Even strength points than Jake Guentzel

BIG

Buston Bustthews.

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Wew

why are we being raided?

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No
It’s from the inside
I’ve been here since the beginning

Tranpa gay phoneposters doing it again

Hes a battlestation poster

I will never know why I decided to start posting cocks but I can’t stop now go penguins

I bought a cheap one for school convenience since my other one was a decade old and 20 pounds

The bigger the better

That’s an awful photoshop desu

now im going to get another letter from HR
great

I was fired last week. Havent been able to feed my dog in 3 days

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looks like a wiener roll. Makes me wanna boil some hot dogs

>tfw 3peat

This site is not 14-18 year olds, you can tell by the posts here compared to reddits. We're mostly 25-35 year old cynical faggots I think.

A cute yinzer boy

>boy

Holy fuck does janny ever do his job? What do they pay him for?

Is today a good day to avoid /hoc/?

at least until Ted gets his tendies and calms down

FUCK ted from Akron I bet he got so BTFO he never came back

>he does it 4free

Every day is a good day to avoid /hoc/.

Come back in the postseason when >your team has been eliminated.

3peat general? 3peat general.

What if >my team wins the cup again

Your reign of terror ends now.

>being a phoneposting faggot porn poster

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merciless

"me? I'm what you might call a bit of a phoneposter."

>fat from being indoors all day
>acne from not cleaning self
>vapes because smoke causes a stench and spots on the walls and his mom wont let him do it in the house
This is 100% a Battlestation poster

Who does

The world bow to

ME

>reading shitposts from a tiny screen

I AM A GOD

>not being able to shitpost anywhere

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DO IT

>not using both methods for maximum shitposting potentional

What sort of satisfaction do you think someone posting penises on an anonymous image board in a thread for the discussion of hockey gets?

ITS AMAZING

the attention he desperately wants because he's never gotten it anywhere else in life. Similar to tripfaggotry

I FUCKING LOVE COCK THATS WHY I POST IT

>shorks

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Might as well join

How would you position two cocks like this

Is this pulju?

Plz stop my boss is coming over

Just ban all phoneposters and sunbelters.
Whats in the tap water in Tampa Bay that creates these people?

not so fast Penguinos

Did you bet on the game? Use your winnings to pay debts

its not the water its the constant latin beat in the background

Cubano sweat

>implying it’s a Lightning fan
Are you aware ALL iPhones have image names like this?
>being an androidlet

wtf I literally got fired because of the porn spammer

>apple sheep

feeling ill today just want to watch hockey in peace

Whew where are the hotpockets when you need them

keep gargling job's balls

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Just ban all iPhones

>saves finland hockey

What the fuck is going on

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Benning would extend this

TOP FUCKING KEK