>name is Chilwell
>doesn't even chill that well
Name is Chilwell
Nathaniel Morgan
Grayson Walker
>name is Can
>can't
What did he mean by this?
Thomas Kelly
>isn't even german
>is forever associated with nazi germany
Adam Brooks
>Victor Moses
>doesn't nutmeg you
>also loses
Xavier Perry
>doesn't nutmeg you
Andrew Martin
>isn't even Austrian
>is forever associated with Austrian classic music
Are Austrians the masters of illusions?
Kayden Anderson
>name is Goodwillie
>doesn't have a good willie
Justin Ross
>Cleverley
>plays football
Adam Green
>name is Dier
>is still alive
Nathan Clark
>Valencia
>never played for Valencia
Jace Adams
He looks pretty chilled here.
Ethan Thomas
>windass
>Never braps
Oliver Gonzalez
>drinkwater
>Drinks lucozade
Michael James
they make everyone think hitler is german so yes
Sebastian Reyes
>Kyle Walker
>runs constantly
Adrian Cook
>name is Can
>is not an imageboard
Alexander Hughes
He gangraped some lady. Very bad willie
Dylan Jackson
el bumpo
Lucas Butler
Dare?
Andrew Thompson
N-NANI?
Samuel Hall
>isn't even Austrian aswell
>is forever associated with Austrian classic music
Sebastian White
>implying that there's a difference between Salzburgians and Austrians
Caleb Richardson
>be thot
>get drunk
>have sex with two men
>find out they are somewhat famous
>rape.png
>get money
Does this count as prostitution?
Logan Martinez
He considered himself German like every Austrian of his time period. Austrian national identity was constructed out of political necessity after WW2, it doesn't have any basis in history.
Luis Baker
>Eden Hazard
>actually quite dangerous
Jonathan Long
>Name is Crouch
>always standing up straight or jumping
Levi Perez
Be honest, you'd do the same.