Hes not the main character of the thread

>hes not the main character of the thread

I'm really more of a thread character-actor, anyway.

tfw to scared to make a thread

everyone reply to this

>tfw I'm usually the antihero of the thread

It's hard to be alt right these days

>mfw I'm the main character of the world

You may not have heard of me yet, but give it a bit before my arc truly gets going.

im sorry but thats Russel Westbrook in OP's pic

>im not the comic relief!!

Can I get a free (you)?

>and your other thread?

damn it

Same. I basically just call everyone a redditor these days. I can't believe we unironically have "chad" threads now. Sup Forums is dead

>hes not the love interest

>that guy who always asks questions to get (You)s

>losing argument
>another user steps in and fights for you

>hes not the wingman either.

>hes not the serial killer after all..

>not posting in every thread

>hes not the one with the doubles

>not arguing with yourself for (You)s

>i'm the most attractive character in every thread
Feels lonely at the top bros

>he doesn't change the course of the thread's plot and disappear from the thread

>That one guy who assaults another user for absolutely no reason and bullies him until he stops replying

>reading through kino thread
>suddenly every post is replied to by the same post
every time
honestly what are the writers thinking

wew

>when the main character gets a (You) from the cunny poster

So there I am in that thread, no not him, yeah that's me.

>start meaningful conversation in shitposting thread
>janitor deletes it inmediately

>tfw you post in a really active thread with 100+ posts and it immediately dies with your post

Board culture was a mistake

>not being one of the secondary protagonists who lives

>tfw the main characters saves and defends you after you get BTFO in a thread for making a stupid post

>he isn't the one who doesn't get any (you)s and thinks he's hellbanned.

>make epin thread
>it's completely taken over by corporations advertising their products
It's not fair, that's all I ever wanted!

I am the main character of life, you all are extras in my kino

>when you're about to make your big screen debut as the new antagonist for the thread but some fag 404's it before you can join

Too many interior shots of you sitting at the computer, you need to diversify this shit.

>calls OP faggot
>freeze frame
>record scratch
Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up here. Well first we have to go back
>rewind to original banepost
Whoa, too far.
>fast-forward to this thread in the catalog
If you want to understand how I got here, you're gonna have to understand why OK is such a faggot first.
>rewind again

>he's not the main villain and the main character when he argues for himself for (you)s
i consider myself the Madea series kino of Sup Forums

>get recast in main romance plot of my life by Idras Elba

>user claims I'm samefagging posts in the thread
>it ain't me starts playing

I'm ok with being a background character

>he's not relentlessly pushing one meme

>JK Simmons plays the janny in ANOTHER thread

>mfw when you are actually the decoy main character that gets killed off, before the story shifts focus onto the true main character; me
You'll learn soon enough.

>tfw i'm the character no one thinks too much of but then i eventually get my retribution arc and...
nvm i'm trash

>it turns out you both get killed off and it's a story about who we thought was the antagonist (me) and his path to redemption

>OK
dumb frogposter

If my life was a Sup Forums show it wouldn't have lasted a season desu

who /(You)/ here?

checked

>he's not the guy who randomly shows up out of nowhere, accomplishes some amazing feat, barely says a word, then leaves as quickly as he arrived of the thread

Check 'em.

That happens to me more times than I can count

>he's the red herring

>he's the token black character of the thread

mine is like the simpsons, someone needs to end my show

please

obviously you're not either

>he's not the dorky sidekick who tries to be suave and cool but inevitably fails and is publicly mocked

>make new thread
>go back to catalog, refresh page
>already on 3rd line, 0 replies, dead on arrival

>mfw currently ranked #1 on the official Sup Forums - Television & Film power rankings

Marvel or DC?

>he's not the antagonist of the thread

>not trying to kill threads
>posting for (You)s
The internet wasn't always like this.

>he's not the most outrageous character in the thread

first one is always free

STAHP!

I HATE THAT

>tfw contextualize my life by dividing it into seasons

You guys are in the middle of my season 5 right now

stop posting Jem, I know it's you every time

>you're life's villain even being anonymous

>Tfw Jamal stole my gf and got his own spin off
>this is probably my last season

KAMINA!

no

>tfw childhood obesity
>tfw lost weight and figured out I've been wearing pants the wrong way all my life

>tfw only way to get (you) is to ask retarded questions or bait people

...

>It's an user realizes he could have been successful by now if he hadn't spent all his time on Sup Forums episode
>It's an user bursts into tears just before he falls asleep episode
>It's an user wakes up and regrets he didn't die in his sleep episode
>It's an user's mother confesses she "just doesn't know what to do with you anymore" episode
>It's an user stalks the girl he had a crush on in high school on FB episode
>It's an user runs into an old friend and pretends not to recognize him episode
>It's an user suddenly realizes he hasn't spoken anything aloud for more than two weeks episode
>It's an user pushes his suicide date further and further back episode

>your thread never works

...

I've always wondered at what point a fat guy goes from wearing pants normally on the waist to running with the 'chub and tuck' (can't think of another term to describe it). I guess you'd just start doing it one day with a specific pair of pants and then slowly transition over to it with every pair.
I was also pretty overweight a couple of times in my life but never got to that point.

Okay, so if I'm the primary protagonist in the movie of my life, who is the primary antagonist? Satan? Blumphf? user E. Moose? Bogdanoff?

>It's an "user wants to rewatch seasons 9-15 again but the show doesn't let him" episode

>tfw not the main character of my own life

yourself

>tfw being the one virgin of the thread

>tfw user's show has been on hiatus since dropping out of university

I-it's going to come back on the air any minute now, right guys?

...

underrated post

I'm the character whomst's post ends in repeating digits

No that's me

>The only person who ever celebrates your season premieres anymore is your mom

>insert one off character in a single thread that is remembered and cherished for years to come

>user asks for a specific show
>recommend him the opposite

>make a post
>that guy that responds with something completely nonsensical
>ask him what the fuck he's talking about
>he just insults you

>user asks for a specific show
>recommend a show which almost fills the criteria but not quite