How do we save or even fix Sup Forums at this point?

How do we save or even fix Sup Forums at this point?

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you could leave

Permabanning you would be a pretty good start.

/film/

Who is moot?

Prevent any IPs with posts on Sup Forums, Sup Forums, or Sup Forums from posting here.

Sup Forums died 6 or 7 years ago

normies and paid posters took over

at this point the only way to fight them is to leave

Ban Americans.

This place is cool during UK hours.

Ban Sup Forums

... I'm American btw

Limeys can start their own imageboard.

permaban all immigrants from r/The_Donald, Sup Forumseddit, Sup Forumseddit
it wont make Sup Forums good, but it would at least make it bearable

kek

Well sort your shit out man! Tell your compadres to chill

But how?

we need more frogposting to save Sup Forums

Import redditors from r/movies

you can easily recognise the threads they make

r/The_Donald makes threads about shit that should be on Sup Forums(recently its usually "what are some movies about [insert reference to current political figure and/or event]xDDDD" or some trash about "muh jooz"

Sup Forumseddit similarly to r/The_Donald references athletes and current sporting events plus they post pornshit(most notably blacked threads)

and Sup Forumseddit posts muh waifu garbage, aswell as posting pornshit just like Sup Forumseddit

all of these posts are made by them, and those who make them should be permabanned

More shemale
More cunny
more waifu

Can't fix what wants to be broken. Half the users here are literal redditors, proven by the amount of GoT and Samurai Jack threads. Unless you ban half the population of this board it can't be fixed.

You can't

More cunnyposts, more blacked threads, more snyderkino, more youtube e-celebs. Let's just swim in shit and try to enjoy it together.
For you.

They're already here and have been longer than quite a lot of this boards current userbase

More of this!
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We did have it. It bombed.

>Sup Forums ruins their board
>now they're ruining Sup Forums
Why can't they just leave us alone?

unironically allow pickle rick posting

We can't. It's just a containment board now. They expect one of us in the Sup Forums wreckage brothers

This, Sup Forums is now the gayest board

wtf

Shutting out people you don't agree with huh. Let me guess. Liberal?

Sup Forums is full of neocon gays anyways and /leftypol/ fags from 8gag

True Sup Forums is dead, on Sup Forums anyways

So shutting out people you don't agree with then. Got it. Maybe a heavily moderated forum such as Reddit or NeoGAF would be more suited to your hugbox needs.

Acktchually Reddit is where the whiteknights came from who constantly try to turn Sup Forums into plebbit. We had a strict policy of bullying people we don't like and over the years, the reddit cancer has taken over and infiltrated. You would already know this if you weren't a fucking goon.

Bullying doesn't work because they can just filter keywords

permabanning doesn't work for people with dynamic IPs. they just disconnect, reconnect, get a new IP address and come back, and then someone else gets their tainted address. chances are they won't be posting to Sup Forums, but even so, one shitposter who keeps getting banned can create an entire field of poisoned, dead addresses.

perhaps Hiroyuki should create /tv-Pol/ to handle Sup Forums spillover, and /tv-cunny/ to act as a honeypot to catch paedophiles, and /tv-bane/ for shitposters to endlessly post the same few jokes. me, i'd serve crab legs.

why didn't you come to the new place, where there aren't any normies or astroturfers, and things are all cool?

oh.. you weren't invitied?

i thought we'd warned everyone.

pretend i didn't say anything.

It can't be fixed.

Sup Forums was taken over by 5 dedicated shit posters who have no jobs, have access to proxies, and post on Sup Forums 24/7/. That's all it took to defeat Hiro and his mods.

Plus this board has less than 300 daily active users. Hiro is putting his resources elsewhere.

require tripcodes to post in Sup Forums. you can't post in here without an ID so that people can identify the shills.

make it so that a tripcode for Sup Forums costs $10. that'll cut down on casual astroturfing.

>Half the users here are literal redditors, proven by the amount of GoT and Samurai Jack thread

i once looked at reddit and immediately left. the place is an obvious shit-hole. having said that, i've read the books and watched all of GoT.. does that mean if i start a thread about the show, i'll be labeled as a redditor and banned?

>that'll cut down on casual astroturfing.

No one astroturfs on a board with less than 300 daily users.

On a board filled with pedos and neets who download everything and buy nothing.

Wait a minute, that image...

I SMELL 8CH

More Jenny threads.

Who is that

>this board has less than 300 daily active users
proofs for this claim?

So, you're wondering how best to fix Sup Forums? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Indian pedophile living in Vancouver, that created the bot, that spams pictures of young child models relentlessly on Sup Forums. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Indian-Canadian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix Sup Forums.

Banning the incessant butthurt Sup Forumsshit would be a good start. These people clearly don't give a fuck about television and film so why are they even here?

400,000 people went through this board in 2013 according to moot which is how he justified removing our only guard against plebs and memers
and Sup Forums was still slower than Sup Forums back then. now it's the fastest board after Sup Forums, Sup Forums, and Sup Forums

You need to have been for for IT user's treads.

>Less than 300 daily users.
>90% of traffic still goes to Sup Forums
>Sup Forums is the second most popular
>/soc/ is shockingly popular
>Most of the boards on the site are dead (/x/ /s/ etc)

And the worst fact of all...

>a roughly 98% overlap in users from reddit.

All backed up by Alexa Pro, Complete and Google Analytics data.

Pretty much destroyed my view of Sup Forums in one night.

>Plus this board has less than 300 daily active users.
No it doesn't. There were over 120 posters in that Bill Nye thread and that hasn't even been up for 4 hours.

I only visit porn subreddits to be fair

Why is it always the Pajeet Skeeter who skeets in the Streets? Every fucking pervert I have ever met has been a fucking indian

I'm willing to bet that this will happen one day. I'm not even joking. Sup Forums has a shockingly good track record for finding people IRL with only the smallest bit of info or clues. I don't know how they do it, but if you fuck with this place, eventually someone will find you.

link?

>120 posters

Yeah, that's not many and it pretty much proves the point. Don't forget same fags posting from their phones and computers at the same time.

woah is that a nerd crew spin off?

>and it pretty much proves the point

this represents everything wrong with the world

Weren't the two big referring sites something like google and redshit?

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>Yeah, that's not many and it pretty much proves the point.
120 posters in one thread. Over four hours (the middle of the night in America no less). On a board that operates 24 hours a day.

>google

Yes.

Yeah, that's not many.

if you are being paid to astroturf, the owners can't require that you show that your posts are making a difference. it's like pissing into the wind, and the owners don't care where you piss. the people who make "Big Brother" pay 'turfers to keep Big Brother threads running, and it's obvious from the thread content that they don't actually give a shit about the show, that they're being paid to keep a presence active. advertising is like that. they think that if people are constantly reminded of the product that it'll build a "brand name presence", and that will affect how people spend their money.

shitposters and 'turfers will quite happily shit here, because it's free. you don't see very many on a paid forum like somethingawful, because if they fuck up and get banned, they have to pay to get back in.

I know, isn't it lovely. She even is aware of the comparisons.

youtube.com/watch?v=3QcjAmnDTos

*innocent* what? i found that image in Sup Forums.

.. "research!"

I'll admit those BB threads are really suspicious because I can't imagine that anyone still watches that show.

Honestly Sup Forums in general is pretty irredeemable at this point, I'm so bored by all of it. It's just Sup Forums thread: Sup Forums edition, Sup Forums thread: Sup Forums edition, etc etc.

Sup Forums digs it a fucking lot for whatever reason.

It's not big here that much, but you'll certainly see it on there.

Too popular, too fast.

Good original user base grew up and moved on long ago.

Foreigners with no sense of humor.

Uhh maybe you should stop using the 3 worst boards on this website. If you have any interest in cooking go to /ck/, it may be the best board in this shitpile. But please lurk for a month at least before posting.

be the change you want to see

This. Sup Forums is proof of the horrors of immigration. Every board is low quality, full of people who don't give a shit, put no effort into their posts, and are so unaware of how terrible their posts are. Also they post on their phone so they can't be bothered to type out anything too long or think too hard. Or post decent images.

>Honestly Sup Forums in general is pretty irredeemable at this point, I'm so bored by all of it. It's just Sup Forums thread: Sup Forums edition, Sup Forums thread: Sup Forums edition, etc etc.
This. Either Sup Forums shit or just absolutely retarded memes/shitposting. You can't have a genuine discussion about anything anymore because it either gets ignored for not being about some flavor of the month trash or turns into a cesspit of just utter nonsense.

I'd leave but I don't know where else to go. There's no good forums/boards/chans out there that I know of since most people have departed for social media now (which of course yields even less worthwhile discourse than Sup Forums).

ITS TIME

there are certain keywords that pedo and /pol posters use

use daily bans based on keywords

It's not Sup Forums, it's reddit, or more specifically, r_thedonald. Sup Forums before 2014 (the election) was pretty decent with lots of actual redpills and a userbase of people that actually wanted to learn and spread decent information. After moot enabled flags and IDs all the good Sup Forums posters went to forum websites or 8ch because le banter got old after a week. Everyone still using Sup Forums has the IQ of an ape.

>implying making a /film/ board will be any different than how it already is
Kill yourself.

Seperate ?tv? into /film/, Sup Forums, /celeb/ and a hidden /bane/ board.

You'd need to roll back the board several years, back before the Sup Forums invasion. So get rid of all the Sup Forumstards and all of the lazy shitposters. Shitposting in itself isn't inherently bad, but most of the people who do it on this board suck at it.

too fast? Sup Forums has hung on longer than any internet clique i've ever been involved in. most of them burn out after a year or two.

that Sup Forums is still lurching through the skies, leaving a trail of shit-stenching smoke behind it like a damaged Scud missile, is a tribute to the power of anonymous assholery.

we should feel privileged that we were allowed on the insane ride at all, because i don't think we'll see anything like it in the dystopian future.

/film/ was already done and killed instantly.

This site is beyond "clique", dude.

>This. Sup Forums is proof of the horrors of immigration.

when did you get here, nigger? let's be seeing your ID.

what's that? you don't have one?

yeah. just as i thought. we don't like your kind around here. you'd best keep going.

>make a board that will exclusively have "Bane?" threads

'no'

It's the amount of effort people are willing to put into a post. I call them effort posts now. Blatant shitposting is low effort posting and should never, under any circumstances be responded to. You see all the dumb frog posters going after (you)s. They don't even give a shit about the board or quality discussions.

>implying /film/ wouldn't be ruined with fucking star wars-posting and Sup Forums shit anyway.

We just need a board with high quality discussion enforced.

Cringe

>taking a Norwegian hip hoppity beep boppity forum this seriously
my sides

>reddit spacing
You carry your ID in the quality of your post. You, my friend, don't belong here. Phone posting redditor scum

Why does a fast board like Sup Forums have no janitors at all?

then they introduce unicode to get around the keyword bans. the mods add the unicodes to the banned list. the shitposters start using common words as paraphrases ("Is this duck?" - from Sup Forums a few years ago). you can't ban the phrases, or they just use new phrases, and you can't ban them all.

Can we have another exodus please? One without the /lgbt/ tumblreddit fags following us?

We need a new website

maybe Hiroyuki-sensei should enable flags and IDs here?

maybe Hiroyuki-sensei should enable flags and IDs everywhere except Sup Forums?

ban capeshit
ban australians

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epic bantz leaf bringing the heat xDDDD
literally every post

>implying the problem isn't nu/pol/ and /r/thedonald refugees
kys my man

I'm sick of every thread being about (((the jews)))

Then leave, go back to r/movies

You type like an underaged redditor.

(((they))) produce the majority of television and film, what do you expect?