/comfycric/

Aus vs SA test
Aus - 179/5 after 63 overs

Reminder to get comfy and stay hydrated

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Lads the Northern Knights are winning the cricket

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Ahh yes, /comfycric/, very comfy.

reminder
afl is the biggest football code in australia - profit wise, crowd attendance and tv viewers, regular home and away games get as much if not more people than nrl grand finals.
NRL is a dying code, player participation in junior ranks is decreasing in NSW and QLD, the only states where NRL is supposedly strong (although 10k fans at a regular home and away match isnt considered strong anywhere) and AFL player participation rates are skyrocketing, particularly in the juniors.
AFL delivered a masterstroke with the womens league, they are hot as fuck and will only add another feather to the bow of AFL and another nail in the coffin of NRL. (NRL trying to get a womens league going. lmao, no one wants to watch those hambeasts)
Membership at AFL clubs is at an all time high and dwindling in all NRL clubs.
NRL clubs are full of islanders and lebs with the few token white guys and these foreigners are constantly involved in rape scandals, fucking dogs and all sorts of other weird shit.
50 rejects shitposting on nrl in Sup Forums does nothing to help the game, go to the actual games where they need support or the whole game will be completely dead in under 5 years.
>tfw the best rugby league all year was the world cup, devoid of the retardation and (((celebrity))) NRL players
huffingtonpost.com.au/2017/03/26/massive-afl-crowd-numbers-embarrass-the-struggling-nrl_a_22012832/
theaustralian.com.au/sport/afl/afl-crowds-trampling-nrls-halfempty-stadiums/news-story/cad61cc979d7b6699a45ab9a3490dbee
foxsports.com.au/nrl/opinion/the-confronting-truth-putting-nrl-fans-to-shame-as-afl-thrashes-our-crowd-numbers/news-story/a74dac30cdf58eb03e6baf82ae18d01f
theroar.com.au/2017/09/14/finals-series-illustrate-gulf-afl-nrl/
theage.com.au/sport/afl/afl-still-fourthbest-attended-sporting-competition-in-the-world-20150520-gh5oya.html

could not imagine it snowing here and the roads icing over and shit. it'd be a national catastrophe 2bh

can we get no pakis here please?

unironically wish it would happen

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having driven on icy roads NO
vv unpleasant

so when is this over

laughing at him.

Want snow for Christmas tbqh.

r8 the gf lads

>/comfycric/
>India vs. Pakistan nuclear war breaks out immediately
not like this lads

3lipina/10

its never snowed on christmas in my lifetime
im on the south coast and we'll go multiple years without seeing any
envy the snowniggers desu, it makes everything look pure and dampens sound

/asiangf2018/ out of 10

that happens every year in tas

said national catastrophe m8

r8 the gf lads

why? makes a good point. Using the government as a source when the government are accused of inflating numbers for political reasons is a valid point. I suppose the other newspaper is CNN as well
>laughing

Brighton?

>tfw comfy snow

it happens every year in tasmania

bournemouth

looks like shit on vagina desu lad

crowds starting to swell

>tattoos

(i was implying tasmania isn't a part of australia lad)

Alright lad

Uh so foreign news agencies don't deflate the numbers?

Look at your country Pakistan, they took mere $500 million from Chinese as a debt and made Chinese their official language.
haha

I'm confident

that's good

Oi Mrff you here mate?

the confidence contains potassium benzoate

R8 my gf lads

Really? I live in the South East and can remember at least one white Christmas.

well im south west and i DON'T
bvecause there werent any

that's bad

Best girl in the thread

(you) on pooicide watch

your gf looks like infamous tranny pornstar bailey jay

it's not as cold in december as it is after that anyway, the seasons are moving for some reason i'm not really sure of, also why it's still warm in october

>now the Paki is not replying
haha Typical Paki.

Snow is one of those things people pretend to like for some reason. A bit like days over 35 degrees.

this sort of snow really sheds some doubt on this 'global warming' theory
you say the planet is warming up and all I have to do is point out the window and go umm sweetie?

Since when does it snow down under?

>maiden, maiden, 4, maiden-wicket, maiden, maiden, maiden, maiden, 5, 4, maiden, 4

snow is great as long as it fucks off after a couple of days
when multiple layers of snow start getting stomped into the pavement then it starts to get a little irritating

i liked snow the first day it came. the second day it was pretty alright. the third day until the third month was quite dreadful

>he's never had comfy snow and got to make snowmen and have snowball fights and make snow angels

OH NONONO HAHAHA

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well what did you expect from the dullest format in the history of cricket formats? Seriously each episode following the boy devereux and his pals from cricket australia as they play assorted teams has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the empty grounds, the format’s only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of stifling tactics, all to make athleticism unathletic, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when the ICC vetoed the idea of a test championship; they made sure the format would never be mistaken for an exciting sporting contest that meant anything to anybody; just a ridiculously unprofitable cross-promotion for T20. Test cricket might be anti-boundaries (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-rugby in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the ashes were good though

"No!" The pitches were dreadful; the series was terrible. As I watched, I noticed that every time a batsman negatively blocked a ball, the commentator said instead that the batsman "played a great defensive shot."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Test cricket is so governed by dots and 200-ball 50s that it has no other style of playing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of the ashes by the same Michael Slater. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are watching test cricket at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to watch golf." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you watch "Test Cricket" you are, in fact, trained to watch golf.

did your imam approve of that?

what happened to prossielad?

>le you are muslim

nice comeback snowlet

what's snow really made of though

more bob willis
more ice cricket
more unorthodox left-arm spin
more left-arm medium pacers

contracted syphilis and died

I freeze when temp drops below 15C.

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answer the question mo

This

at least he won’t bother brothels anymore

based big dwayne
wish there were more rotund cricketers like him that were widely celebrated desu

>Morkel bowling bouncers at 128 kmph
grim

it's -2c here, literal snowocaust

*BRAP*
Whatever happened to Mark Cosgrove btw?

anyone got that temperature reaction by country image with aus uk us and leafistan? quite relevant to this thread 2bh

Tipping Rakheem Cornwall to have a wonderful career tbqh.

big fan of samit patel

What lad? You're the global capital of street shitting, known worldwide. What's with the paki shit, i live in a coastal town where all browns chinks and foreigners are hated.

You guys are soft where I live it's -10 in the winter 40 in the summer

*Eats gloves*

Samit Patel is one of the worst players to ever play for >us

it's pretty accurate but I would argue that brits moan about any temperature that isn't 10-20C

Does 10cm of fat keep you warm?

based cheers lad. thought the us was in it but i guess not

no but I got this funny video

Paine please.

classic stitch up

>Tennis de bruyn

:'(

US temperatures vary too much. Some places are like Canada and some are like Australia.

Use inches he doesn't understand cm

there's only one climate the human climate

Actually I do I'm a chem eng

m8 well aware, traveled the entirety of the place. just thought they were in the image because i'm not memorylad

oh gdgd lad

it got down to 3 degrees here last winter. i honestly thought I was going to die. I live in a shed so I can see my breath even when it's not that cold lol

>live in a shed
did that for a summer, was pretty based. would be the opposite in winter though

you unironically enjoyed Queensland the most though

Sounds comfy. They not have sweaters or blankets in Australia?

hahahah when he said shed I imagined a cuck shed like in the memes

much rather the cold desu. it's a good 5 degrees hotter inside during the day. good thing about no insulation is that the place cools down quicker

Why are you in a shed lol?

yeah i really only slept there and played ocarina of time while stoned at night. went crabbing and fishing and swimming during the day

4 layers of clothing 2 blankets and 2 heaters are what kept me alive

financial situation. won't be here for much longer God willing