Brit/pol/ - Jorvik edition

>NIGEL INTERVIEW AT RNC
c-span.org/video/?412958-1/nigel-farage-criticizes-president-obamas-intervention-brexit-campaign

>MAY CHANNELS THATCHER
youtube.com/watch?v=rtvuiy8p1-I

>CHIMP OUT IN LONDON - YES IT STARTED OVER A WATER FIGHT
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/19/police-officer-among-three-stabbed-as-hyde-park-water-fight-turn/

>ANGELA EAGLE HAS PULLED OUT OF THE LABOUR PARTY LEADERSHIP RACE
twitter.com/britainelects/status/755437846526324736

>55 YEAR OLD BTFOS MUDSLIME - PREPARE FOR ANTI BREXITER SHILLING
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3697655/Man-55-pulled-veil-Muslim-woman-s-face-throwing-ground-shouting-racist-abuse-shopping-centre.html

>MAY WOULD USE NUCLEAR DETERRENT
youtube.com/watch?v=-YHvzyfx5j8

>MAY'S CABINET
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36785814

>DAVIS: NEW EU MIGRANTS FUCK OFF
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36819532

>UK LINES UP 10 FTA'S
express.co.uk/news/politics/690191/Britain-ten-Brexit-trade-deals-lined-up-economic-powerhouses

>2ND SCOT REF. RULED OUT
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/15/no-appetite-for-second-independence-referendum-warns-scottish-se/

>STEVEN WOOLFE RUNS
breitbart.com/london/2016/07/14/video-exclusive-ukip-leadership-candidate-talks-raheem-kassam-party-plans-background-biggest-regrets/

>NO 2ND EU REF/GENERAL ELECTION
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/poll-second-eu-referendum-brexit-theresa-may-general-election-voters-a7140721.html

>THE NIGEL FARAGE SHOW (every sunday)
youtube.com/watch?v=Anz8ARCTVLs

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youtube.com/watch?v=-dohzrXT09w
youtube.com/watch?v=D24ZvYDBld0
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Think I'm going mental boys. What do I go

First for Yorkshire

first 4 rovrum

Who /working class/ here?

Have a cup of tea

THIS IS NOW A LANCASTRIAN THREAD

This actually occurred.

no it's not

Jeremy Corbyn strikes me as quite a grim figure. Does he have no sense of humour or is he trying to put on a somber persona so people think he is more credible?

I don't even think I qualify as working class

It's time to restore our Empire!

Under/workingclass reporting in.

yes

I'm off to bed now lads. It's either bed, /britpol/ or writing 15,000 words on Nige and Rees-Mogg leading a group of survivors through a ruined wasteland.

Some people think I'm bonkers
But I just think I'm free.
Hey I'm just living my life there's nothing crazy 'bout me.

imagine having no roots lads
imagine being proud of nothing but your bank balance

I don't believe you, how could one country be so based?

Democracy is 2 wolves and 1 sheep voting for what to have for dinner

-Ben Franklin

Is it true that Nigel resigned because charges are pending over historical child sex abuse allegations?

Brilliant, another 6 1/2 years of this stuck in my head

no

NEET?

My Duke would beat up your Duke.

TRADE DEALS

based lancs

>tfw waking up every morning remembering that we voted leave

Feels good man

Cheers nige

Delete this.

>It's another 2am ausposter

>Listening to nigger "music"

Yup your fedora I'm your ass with that quote you cunt

Yes

Operation Yewtree have named him their number one suspect in a string of chimney bottlings during the 1980s

It's 11.21AM here m80, and I don't start work until 1500.

Flag
What class is a BAF vet with a comfy house and a bar and a boat by the beach?

That made me laugh quite heartily

...

When you stare into the abyss, it stares back

- Descartes

>It's 11.21AM here m80

I was down the pub the other night, had a few pints, got talking to this bird. Can't really remember what I was saying but I thought she was into me. Anyway, after about half an hour this bloke comes up and says he's her boyfriend. I was wrecked out of my brain by that time and all I can remember saying is

Wanna Kiss Myself
I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, in other words Sucker, there is no other
I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, in other words Sucker, there is no other
Wanna Kiss Myself
I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, in other words Sucker, there is no other...no other...I'm bigger,and bolder, and rougher in other words sucker there is no other,I'm the one and only Dominator, I'm the one and only Dominator
Wanna Kiss Myself
I'm the one and only Dominator
I'm the one and only Dominator
Wanna Kiss Myself, Wanna Kiss Myself
I'm the one and only Dominator, I'm the one and only Dominator,

Can't remember what happened for the rest of the night but I assume it went well.
youtube.com/watch?v=-dohzrXT09w

Blessed Yorkshire

Show me your long droopy foreskin m8

>tfw still up

O like this one better my LOTR

It's just another form of racism...

Are you one of the rapey kind of Squaddies in Cyprus?

Tunes
youtube.com/watch?v=D24ZvYDBld0

This actually occurred.

Did you get shoah'd ausbro?

>tfw job interview tomorrow

Another boring day in store, lads.

John of Gaunt would chop this scrawney fags head off.

After we gave them all a medal

Circumcision looks, smells and tastes better.

I made another report of racism I witnessed

istreetwatch.co.uk/

good luck friend

Sounds boring.

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who don't mind are smart

-Einstein

You'd know wouldn't you.

there there lad

You don't like the taste of smeg?

>tfw woke up at 6pm

In for a comfy night of brit/pol/ lads?

>tfw no gf to keep me company

I'm coming to Cypruss soon lad where's ya bar ?

>mfw its within the realms of prossibility that britpol 24/7 shilling brexit was enough to steal it from remain

Thanks lads

smeg heads

Mummy mummy.

Mummy mummy it's time for cummy,
Being a good boy has made thee hungy,
Feed me milky, feed me some-y,
But this time I'd like some funny,
Not with sugar, not with tea,
I'd like it's straight from a teat,
It's already sweet like hunny,
Give me now! Its really nummy!
After I'm fed I need some funny,
Mummy mummy, give me cummy!

>tfw you're 60 posts late to a thread because you were fapping

Hello John.

More of this and such.

I am a faggot, I am not ashamed of that. Sucking uncut cock is like playing Russian roulette, friends. Most guys, even if they wash will still have a hint of taste/smell. You can't avoid it. Your dick is literally basting in urine/smegma for hours and hours.

>tfw don't care about yfw mo hr anymore

Dunni what to bake if these new files

I read that in Michael Rosen's voice, which is funny cause he is a die hard commie.

>lasting 60 posts

>Cyprus will never be British clay

Could you explain to me why there's so many gay Australians on Sup Forums or are you just exceptionally active

...

...

The Yorkists were right and dindu nuffin

as comfy as those interior decorating and home
design shows are, they don't half fuck with the heads of morons making them think they could do it too.

kek

Obligatory.

This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,--
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.

>tfw the last thread was at 30 posts when i decided to start fapping

I feel like I lost weight after that wank

I am actually passive, I am a natural-born bottom tbqh :]

Tbqh I don't think there are more gay Australians than others. Show me your uncut willy pham and I will judge it for you.

Hello John

Yorkshires full of muslims, so the must've done something wrong.

>meme

kek

>Tfw at work

Who's /wearing a lice infested shirt of hair/ here?

Based Cleese

what has mummy ever done for us?

what's the problem m9?

Yeah, lost the war to Lancastrians. Also Lancashire is much more non-white than Yorkshire.

This wouldn't of happened if it wasn't for those damn Lancastrian traitors

What are talking about? Cyprus is forever British. We shall never surrender.
Near Polis. Northeast.

Is a mad republican going to shoot arr Neil?

>You can't avoid it. Your dick is literally basting in urine/smegma for hours and hours.
That's fine though as long as you get a woman to suck you off at least once a day.

>it's real
Fuck me, meme magic is real isn't it?

If you held another referendum, do you think you'd join?

Ethelred would be an awesome name to have.