Reboot of Johnny Bravo to be PC, mother will be in a lesbian marriage

Reboot of Johnny Bravo to be PC, mother will be in a lesbian marriage

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He's going to be a literal cuck. Calling it now

After the disaster that was the Power Puff Girls reboot, you think they would shy away from doing that sort of thing again so soon.

What the fuck could it possibly be? Half the humor was about hot babes.

Motherfuckers really need to stop shitting on my childhood like that.

They probably make the shitty new ones so people will go back and buy the better old ones

This, They need to stop ruining my childhood

sources tell me that within the next 20 years the pendulum will swing right with such momentum that it will plunge the world into a dark-golden age of progress and repression

ps merkel is a good guy(girl) and is helping in the long run

>(((retooled for modern audiences)))

This. It's gonna be shit.

you're dead to me johnny

>retooling for modern audience
Why even bother?

How can you reboot it as a PC cartoon and still have it resemble the original at all? That seems nonsensical.

The straw that will break the camel's back for me is if they reboot Courage the Cowardly Dog and fill it with PC bullshit.

>Modern Audiences

So Seth Mcfarlane tier comedy

Straight into the trash

"Modern Audiences" are no different from ones years ago.
I have three kids of morning cartoon age and they don't care about this bullshit. They just want to eat jam toast and giggle at fart jokes.

Pro tip: Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom is a lot better than you would think it is. Lots of subtle, clever adult jokes too.

>Retooled for modern audiences

Translation:

>WE NEED TO FIX THE PAST!!!

Is humanity no longer capable of having original ideas?

Steven Universe has opened the floodgates to shit-tier shows that pander to Tumblr SJWs.

>mfw he will be pansexual genderfluid

>reboot Johny Bravo but remove everything that is Johny Bravo

???

I need to stop commenting on this shit before looking into the source.

cynicnomore.com/2016/04/13/cartoon-network-to-reboot-johnny-bravo-in-2017/

This is just so no-name blog making shit up months ago.

hello fellow unemployed :)

Ed,Edd n Eddy the PC version pls kek no dont make it happen

This.

I loved Johnny Bravo but if they do this shit to Courage I will fucking flip shit.

"retooled for modern audiences"

how in the fuck? the show is literally him just trying to fuck women, today the show would be called rape inciting

Me and my wife both laugh at Peppa Pig and Ben and Holly, but holy shit I hate those cartoons so fucking much.

Original ideas are scary and might offend someone.

And toonami in the evening after school. Shit was cash

YES JUST WHAT I WANTED

Another reeboot of a classic show now castrated and PC

Actually that's kind of funny

>courage was a dog of color that was oppressed and abused by a fucking white male

I'm at work right now.
I do online work and shitpost in other tabs.

>Johnny Bravo is hitting on a girl
>she rejects him as usual
>she goes on to date a nigger

Calling it now.

Funny you should say that. Seth McFarlane actually wrote for the first season of Johnny Bravo.

This

"Yes! Which is why we'll market it as New Slurm. Then, when everyone hates it, we'll bring back Slurm Classic, and make billions!"

They actually had the chance to do a reboot of Courage and passed on it. All that got made was a single pilot, original creator was behind it and it was actually pretty good.

youtube.com/watch?v=ITQCDHp-Lcg

The modern audience is horse shit!
Johnny Bravo is the antithesis of PC culture. Trying to retool it for today's audience will destroy what JB originally was.

FUCK YOU CARTOON NETWORK!
YOU USED TO BE COOL!

Jesus man I'm not even that old why would they do this what's the point who would want it I watched Johnny Bravo in a much different world just make a new show don't trample on a classic fuck fuck fuck

>updated for modern audiences
Just fuck my shit up

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REEEEE YOU LIAR YOUR MAKING IT UP

Actually not bad

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

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>Ed, Edd and Edna explore the brave new world of progress and tolerance while dismantling systematic oppression including their own white privilege. Instead of searching for jawbreakers they search for a future where all people and cultures are valued.

Will never happen sadly, CN told John Dilworth to take a hike.

>modern audiences

NO PLEASE I LOVED JOHNNY BRAVO DON'T MAKE HIM A KEK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL

It most certainly is!

It's just that originality is no longer profitable!

SAD!

Wow. A 2D cartoon made 3D that's actually good.
Colored me impressed.

>PPG
>childhood

What are you, gay?

he's going to be black

you know it's true

I get how Powerpuff Goys can be made to be PC. A cartoon about superhero girls is tailor-made to be turned into a SJW toon.

But Johnny Bravo? He is a jacked, white, blonde, mysogynist asshole. Thats the point of the show and thats why the show worked. If they are going to make it PC they have to remove Johnny from the show entirely. It just won't work.

>Retooled for modern audiences

It's about the best you're going to get.
There are no Ren & Stimpy tier shows anymore.
Best to buy or download old shows.

Creepy as fuck.

love it.

Also, I can tell you right fucking now the reason they didn't go for it was because it costed too much.

Should've stuck with original animation.

fucking kek

Checked
Also pls dont reboot the grim adventures.

Great, pushing homosexuality onto the next generation.

If it happens because of meme curses I will rage

Shit. Just had flashbacks to those creepy fuckers

Courage the Cowardly dog freaked me out as a kid

I gaurantee The Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy is next on the chopping block.

do you guys remember when they rebooted DOUG of all things and made Mr. Dink into a blatant homosexual?
youtube.com/watch?v=Vqri4Lvf-4s

He was a cuck in the original, never able to score with ladies because he was le dumb alpha male.

There is no trace of this being real. I found one article about it from April.

Teen titans reboot was one of the worst things to happen ever.

Wasn't it confirmed that he got shitloads of action offscreen though?

It just grates on me tbqh.

I WISH THE KIDS IN THE SHOW DIDN'T HAVE TO SHOUT ALL THE FUCKING TIME otherwise it would be alright. My favorite kids show is probably Blaze, the rest of them are trash.

Yeah me 2 but it whas a good kind of freak out it remindes me of the time psycho mantis read my mind i litterlay paused and walked around my room for half an hour top kek good times.

He never scored because he was too nice and kind.

The show was literally "nice guys finished last" the show.

If he was an "alpha male" he'd initially sweet talk then turn into a controlling monster so she could never leave him.

Found the full thing online if anyone cares.

vimeo.com/114929878

fucking kek

>Grim whas jamaican
>white kids oppresing a black man

He was always a retard cuck and his mom was always a lesbian. :(

He was only ever given a kiss and then the woman takes off, there was never any kind of nuance pointing that the relationship was anything more than that.

>retooled for modern audiences

Isn't Johnny Bravo about a musclebound, lunkheaded manchild trying and failing to pick up hot chicks because every good looking woman is also impeccably smart and capable so they immediately see through his good looks and know exactly what is wrong with him? And the titular character is constantly the victim of wacky hi-jinks usually brought on him justly for his own boorish behavior? The only other male characters being a weak-willed nerd who serves as Johnny's punching bag and a fat, balding, crooked business owner? Is this not the same show in which the main character is constantly outsmarted by a little girl?

You don't have to change that at all for modern audiences. Its already perfect. I love the show but you ideologues railing against this need to take off your nostalgia goggles and actually watch the show again.

He got ladies, but they where always animals women which he wanted none of.

This.

Johnny Bravo was about a thirsty as fuck NEET manchild who just lifted weights and threw himself at any woman he saw. he wasn't a bad guy, he loved his mom and did right by most people. but he was a parody of masculinity from the beginning.

>Karl, I...

You forgot the little girl.

I dunno, I fucking hate talking cars and/or vehicles for some reason.
I always end up making up some kind of fucked up scenario in my head as to why there are sentient objects in this world.

>Its a Johnny gets cucked by the new BBC that moved in across the street episode

There was an episode that implied that he at least wasn't a virgin

Cool, thanks

Sounds like /fit/

>modern audiences

Who was the mantis guy?

How do you know this?

JUST

>little girl

the joke on the show was that she was the only one who loved him.

Nah, just a faggot who likes technicolor horses

>MFW MLP started a season with a loose analogy to making everyone equal and how no one wins.

"hello. 911? There's a handsome guy in my house! Oh wait, cancel that. It's just me!"

m.youtube.com/watch?v=SXe7LRZtLrs

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He managed to score with the werewolf girl, though.

>he's literally named carl
>mfw

YOU LIKE CASTLEVANIA, DON'T YOU

The plausibility gives me a headache, I just like it because it actually tries to teach something useful

a lot of this

It's actually fucking hilarious, this show's surface was that of a misogynistic buff white male pulling chicks left and right but the show actually tore down his character in every episode, this was SJW before SJW and now it's being rebooted with the inspiration of making it a politically correct show?

Irony seems like the wrong word here, fucking retarded sounds right