Throws a zippo in the puddle of gasoline

>throws a zippo in the puddle of gasoline

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Zippos are like 12 bucks, what the fuck were they thinking

>walks away in slow motion
>doesn't look back
>doesn't get hit by the force of the explosion or shrapnel

its worse if they throw a cigarette. it would extinguish itself

>Shoots gas tank

>Throws a zippo onto spilled cold diesel
>It explodes

this

would a cigar work?

I dont think so

>In close proximity to explosion
>air isn't sucked out of lungs by conflagration
>guts aren't pulped by air pressure

Gasoline is designed to extinguish small fires upon contact so probably not. A blue angel would definitely ignite it though.

You know that a lot of fires are caused by people flicking their cigarettes away without properly putting them out...

yeah, if they throw it into dry brush. not if they throw it into a puddle of liquid

not into gasoline or most liquid fuels

Most liquid fuels don't actually burn themselve. They have to become vapor or aerosol to actually burn.

>tries to light zippo
>all the fuels evaporated

>massive firefight in warehouse
>everyone isn't temporarily deaf when it's over
wew

>throws a zippo in the puddle of gasoline
>the zippo falls lid first and closes

>bullet hits metal
>sparks

>PTEEEEWWWW

>bullet hits car
>car explodes

>Screws on silencer. Gun makes quiet pew noise.

>shot in head
>drops to knees and keels over dramatically

Shouldn't cigarrete ignite the fumes before hitting the floor?

>pews
>not fwips

>shot in shoulder
>dies immediately

Not hot enough and gasoline evaporates pretty quickly.

>Horse walks
>Sound of coconut halves hitting each other

>shot in head
>drop of blood comes out of penny sized hole in forehead

why cant they get this right? someone getting shot in the head reacts exactly just like someone getting KO'd

>Bad guys are knocked out indefinitely by a single half-hearted punch or kick

>character is knocked out with a blow to the head
>doesn't die after 9 months in a coma due to brain swelling

they use dead horses' hooves now

>Weaponry explosions are fireballs that go directly upwards

>monster/psychopath holding protagonist off the ground
>throws them across the room instead of stabbing them to death with their claws/machete

>shoots trunk of car
>car explodes

>Shoots red barrel
>It explores

>Attack helicopter flies low, trails behind protagonists vehicle, and misses all shots

>throws lit flare into a barrel of kerosene

>helicopter follows car around like it's a car itself instead of just going up high

>villain makes evil speech first instead of killing main character instantly, drawing enough time for main character to be rescued by another character

name 186 movies where that happens

the entry wound would be small though, especially with a small caliber bullet

the back of the head would look like your mom's vagina, however

>sign says "inflammable"
>"b b but it's not flammable!"

>hero is whacked over the head with a heavy object
>tied up
>does his shit and wins
>doesn't die later of a blood clot, haemorrhage, stroke etc

I want a action hero to end like that. Guy sees his wife/gf/kids and then collapses and dies.

>get shot with a .38
>flies backwards

>making fun of old bond tropes so cartoonish that they've been lampooned in every parody movie of spy thrillers ever made

you don't understand these threads

Kingsmen subverted this by having the guy just shot in the head.

>runs away from the bad guys in a straight line
>bullets hit the ground behind him on both sides

>throws match on trail of gas
>transition through air doesn't extinguish

>Orgy scene
>noboday is practicing safe sex
cringe

>deploys flare with mouth

>lone cop walking into deserted building with no viable escape; with dangerous armed psycopathic killer on the loose with every opportunity to hide and ambush; doesn't bother waiting for reinforcements

>police badge on long dog-tag necklace; hanging on outside of bullet-proof vest

>"we lost him"

>radio loses signal, "Damnit!"
>discards radio

>red barrels explode, everyone goes flying at least 10 metres without clothes ripping

>dangling over repulsively high ravine, rope slowly snaps twine-by-twine

>falls out of flaming building, arms dangling autistically above head whilst slowly jog-walking

>shot in chest, dies over the course of an hour; last words aren't gurgling screams of agony

>gets shot in stomach, no ragdol physics or screaming, simply; "I'm hit!"

>Guy begins sex by thrusting immediately
>Cock supposedly enters woman unguided and without looking

small penis

>characters walk around in a burning building without incinerating their lungs and passing out upon their first breath

>he wants each extra to have their own backstory

>implying it's exclusive to Bond movies and parodies
>implying trope threads are about anything more than annoying/ unrealistic movie tropes

>gasoline in movies never ignites until the flame hits it
>even though the fumes themselves are enough to start a blaze
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There shouldn't be situations that the protagonist couldn't reasonably handle. If you want your character to take on a building of men, then it should be akin to something like this:

youtube.com/watch?v=KhO0SYOKV-E

>destroying flying helicopter with a car

>and your other penis

>bullet hits metal
>ricochets around the room

>bullets bounce off his body armor

>Gasoline is designed
lol no. It has a higher ignition point than it's vapors is all.

Rogue One had that exact situation play out in the end

...this can happen. Saw it in person a few weeks ago at an indoor gun range.

>bullet case lights up the gasoline

>Hey guys... youre gonna wanna see this!

Kingsmen was an absolutely garbage film

Gasoline needs to be mixed with oxygen to become combustible. That's what the fuel injector in your car does, it turns the liquid into an aerosol so a small spark from the plugs can ignite it.

Don't get me wrong, it's still dangerous as a puddle of liquid but you need direct flame to ignite it. Open air gas fumes aren't concentrated enough.

>Waterboards with gasoline

>cuts to something completely different and what they were gonna wanna see isn't revealed until later

You have 5 hours

>gets decapitated
>runs around like a chicken with his head cut off

>character gets shot in the stomach
>falls down and dies immediately

Can Hollywood stop doing this?

>tfw Colin Firth didn't die somehow

>dies
>doesn't instantly shit and piss him/ferself while loudly farting

> holds blowtorch half an inch over spilled gasoline
> nothing happens

> flicks lit cigarette into gasoline 10 seconds later
> half the god damn county explodes

>character gets shot in the stomach
>doesn't spend the next 30 minutes screaming top cuck, top kek, desu and other memes

>the "loner" is great looking and has at least 3 good friends
>mfw the highly trained elite force of a galactic empire who have wiped out galaxies can't shoot the main character
>"love wins" theme in movies

kek'd hard

>main bad ass protagonist suddenly appears to ignite fire by flicking cigarette on to puddle of gas

not if you flip it hard enough to make it spark (test that user)

>orgy scene
>someone on the internet denies that orgies actually happen
>a redditor responds with a /r/thathappened tier story about going to one

Orgies don't sound fun
A bunch of dicks and girls covered in other mens' jizz
What's the appeal

>a bunch of dicks
>other mens' jizz
>What's the appeal
I think you well know.

What a country!

>Character is shot with a rifle
>Saved by a level IIA soft vest

Gotta get dem sequel shekels

*deflagration I think.
Just had this cleared up for me last week. Conflagration is like a giant spreading fire. Deflagration is like an exploding fire all.

I can't tell if pic is of a 20-some year old boy who's done too many drugs, or a 40-some year old man pretending to be a young man

>tosses cigar butt into whiskey
>explosion

It'd Fred Durst

So the latter

these birbs are so qt

>helicopter doesn't see tunnel in time
>aslpode

Every fucking time.

>shockwave strong enough to throw character flying
>doesn't instantly die

faggotry and aids

>dude look at the news
>have to sit through a viagra commercial before the plot relevant news story begins

>Smaller character climbs giant henchman, wraps their legs around their head and flips them by leaning really hard
>Giant character doesn't just hold them in the air and batista bomb them as soon as they start climbing since they've lost all leverage

>get throat slit
>silently drop and die instead of breathing through his neckhole for minutes making haunting noises

That's why I don't fuck wit em