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Happy birthday Sage edition

UFC 222 is on in two days

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Where's the news!

I'm only 22

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is Brogle Spuete a good fighter?

Drawn into the backdrop here
You could fade, you could fade away

>10 years later
>Megan Olivi is interviewing Sage backstage after getting KO'd on the third fight of the fightpass prelims
>Haha thanks Mrs. Olivi I'll be OK, after all I'm only 32 so I'm still young and I have plenty to learn and room to grow

WTFITG

Im bright lights on a starless night burn a hole in the dying day

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Why is Soukhamthath acting like he is black?

who the bloody hell is that bloke

based Schuab Watch

Looking at life through a loaded gun
Take your best shot, aim it at the sun
Looking at life through a loaded gun
You know you’ll find

Suckonthat is going to beat O'memey

Why is Dern acting like she is forgetting the basic fundamentals of the English language?

>overeem never got dropped

borto splobge

its so fucking cringey

You’ll find yourself
You’ll find yourself alone
You’ll find yourself
You’ll find yourself

Bropper shneeb

Scram sexist h8rs!

When's his next fight?

Brendan shuab was a bad fig-

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Why did she sound like a typical american white girl with zero distinguishable accent just a few years ago then?

>what is a jungle asian

buebert smeg

>Schaub’s new show is a MONSTER success
>h8rs in shambles
How do we save them?

it legit sucks, they dont let him be himself on it at all, they are using him to shill boxing "stars" no one cares about. its like a less funny version of tosh.o but "dude sport guys"

and i watched every big brown breakdown btw im not a h8er

Reeelaax man, reelax. This was just the first episode. Just the tip. Once our boy isn’t in their balls deep you know he’s going to be coming hard. Schaub has literally never failed in his life’s, I doubt he would start now.

that's how i remember it

Ronda vs Floyd is the fight to make.

Borple Skub is officially a Gud Fighter. This is the final verdict on the matter.

Is Bombell Skaunch a GOD fighter?

Bingo Splooge was never good

R8 my bet. Schaub guaranteed it.

oh yeah for sure my guy

bet on Yana too

Kek this asian is so shook that he's gunna get heemed by a 1970's porn star

No, Schaub said it isn’t happening.

every single asian ive met acts black

your boy is getting riced ye

>Laura Sanko subtly calling out Dern for speaking with a Brazillian accent despite being born and raised in the US

based

god this is almost true

Megan thinks that Sean is gonna lose, so I'm going with her

5th Amendment

the kikes at showtime are using him as a puppet to try and advertise there boring ass boxing "stars"

Post your reaction when Frankie gives Ortega the Yair treatment

I could heem every here

Because she's full of shit.

>before fighting Frankie
Oh man, for sure Edgar is going to get heemd. This time it’s dofferent. He’s too old and this new kid is too good and dynamic.
>after fighting Frankie
He needed this loss to grow. He is still young in his career and he can really learn from this. He showed a ton of heart in there.

is Baltic Statehood a good podcast host?

Oh gotdawg Bibi shlom is a beast 100% for sure my man

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Is Bergdorf Goodman a decent jokester?

What will Schaub have to do to btfo the h8rs once and for all? It seems like it’s never enough! Get a life!

Sign with Bellator

First time i heard britter skeup go at it with Rogan i thought he was a black kid son of a rapper or something like that.
The way he talks is similar to Jayden smith's

Is Randle Skolikowski an adequate artist?

You guys are sleeping on Yoder. She's gonna beat thiccenzie, sorry to say

How many more Knock outs can this man take?

HEEMBEDDED episode 5
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Happy Bday to my boi Sage

cambodians and laotians are basically black, dude.

Is Bronjon Surfshop a morally sound individual?

Is Bongle Slorp is a sufficiently talented mixed martial artist?

Kunitskaya
Edgar
Soukhamthath
Arlovski
Vieira

What a lame episode.

Look at the terror in Cub's eyes

Scrub is so flushed

Why is he allowed to fight?

Do any of you fucking gay cunts got any pictures of Cat Zingano? She was looking pretty good, plus had her nips poking through the dress.

pictures from what you stupid fag

When did men start wearing slippers in public?

oh yeah, c'mere, i have a pic-
*heems you*

loafers have been a thing for like 150 years you stupid faggot

nice

gooby when D:

O'Malley is only getting attention because his Irish last name(McGregor syndrome) and WMMA ia trash and should never headline an event ppv or otherwise

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Shut your mouth, nerd

PAY UP
If you dont belive this is worth 65 dollars than youre as casual as a gooby fan.

Based Dana with the quads

>finished prime Cain
>finished prime Fedor
>finished prime Big Nog
>only losses were when he was basically brand new to the sport or when he was old and washed up
>would have beaten Stipe if it weren’t for a lucky fluke KO, still hasn’t had his fair rematch despite beating multiple contenders since losing the belt
Explain how he isn’t the HW GOAT

yana kunnilingus is bae

O'memey is a little faggot, that dude is going nowhere

Id say 30k buys

>Throws boomerang at that faggot Colby in Australia

>WMMA main
>boring grapplefest co-main
>literally who vs literally who
>freakshow lanklet fighter vs holy shit that guy is still fighting?
>more WMMA
This is honestly the absolute worst card in years

>finished prime Fedor
>prime
yikes!

>my instincts have let me down
>*sprints at honda to throw barely flying knee*

>Fluke

Stipe vs Werdum could've been an all-time great HW fight, such a shame that Werdum goofed so hard. Now he has to fight the entire division to get a sniff at the shot.

tonight, with the half empty bottle by his bed

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What is the MMA equivalent?

Watchout Heem

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Dana being held down by Tito Ortiz while Scott Coker hot glues a wig on him?

Matt hughes getting hit by a train