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god what a shit picture

You're shit

POINTER SCAR

Ayy bishop

I sure am.

but point owns
SCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

>Sallad is half empty

wait we have two swedes?

no that was me bumping my own post

yea

This guy is not me

are there two swedes here

what’s up what’s up lads looks like we’re handling so far

Anyone excited for the Sabaton show at Janus Live next saturday?

samefag

fagfag

>tf
>this thread
out

I didn't even realize they were touring let alone in the area.

Yes
Being this mad

>tfw no honka
>tfw stone hands ritchie gets powerplay time
>tfw curt fraser is still employed
go stars

>tfw curt fraser is still employed
And Ben Bishop is starting to learn that bad habit of coming too far out of his net and getting scored on as a result. Pretty sure Kari and Niemi were doing that, too. I'm starting to think Fraser has something to do with this.

The next day I'm going to the Ren Fair for the beard competition

>1-1 after 1
Not bad. Let's hope things improve next period.

hell no it isn’t did you watch bishop play at all before he went to Dallas? my ass would clench at least 5 times a game over bishop making some risky move

Huh, sounds like Turco. Oh, and to answer your question, no, I didn't watch since he didn't play for Dallas. I'm a homer like that.

do Texas teams hate each other like rangers astros and cowboys Texans?

yeah he did that shit all the time
anyone got that one meme goal from the bolts/hawks cup final?

texans hate themselves

Houstonian here. Usually Dallas teams try to pretend they don't care about Houston teams, while Houston fans absolutely fucking LOATHE Dallas teams. I like the Stars since there's no Houston NHL team. Though Tilman Fertitta (Rockets owner) might try to bring one to town at some point.

buy the yotes
they can't be worth more than five figures

including cents

Buy low, sell high, amirite? Bet Fertitta and his Galveston mafia would make some bank on the deal.

>Lightning PP

>lightning pp

Everyone hates the cowshits, even them self.

sup mexibro stars lad
yanet garcia culona jajaja

>lightning pp

>Lightning PP

>He's ann ass men

Welp, too many men.

>he isn’t
what’s wrong with you la

>too much man
>5 on 3 Lightning PP

>yanet garcia
Dam son.

Im not from african american descent m8

not bad idea to move yotes, instant rivalry with dallas and could join in the central division, evening everything up again when Seattle gets their team

SEGUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Stupid sexy seguin

>32 teams
>we could have an NFL-style setup of conferences and divisions

fug

fuck my team. this let the rookie score his first shit needs to stop happening

CIRELLI POPS HIS CHERRY
DO THESE LADS EVER NOT SCORE ON THEIR DEBUT
LETS FUCKING GO

>debuts in NHL
>scores
Nice
It's good to see scoing depth, just need defensive depth

GO STARS

Fuck Fertitta. That mobster faggot needs to get back stabbed already.

t. Galveston user

Tell me more, I wanna hear the juicy details.

>"Bishop made a mess of it."
Yup.

>Killorn goal
COMFY lads. He looked sad out there without his bro Kuch out there

>Bishop shitting the bed one month before the playoffs
Welp guess >we'll have to watch them in stead of be in them

Sigh.
>REMOVE BISHOP

CHADKOS SCARRRRRRRR
WE OUT HERE BITCHES

Is Bishop a sieve?

Sometimes he gets like this, and mistakes by the skaters don't get covered for by Bishop. Reminds me of past Stars goalies...

>4-2 after 2
Will the Stars ever recover, or will they give up like every other game where they've been down 2 or more goals?

‘no’

Fight and WIN!

RITCHIE GETS ONE BACK!

>Fight and WIN!

Also

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Here we go

Work motherfucker!
>immediately give up 2 on 1
fucking hell shore sucks

lol the refs are out there playing the body forbthe lightning solid hit ref ez 2v1

seattle is getting their team, I'm about to spam 7th man memes as well

>come on you asshole

What did he mean by thaat?

heard it too

Heddy should smear that little faggot

Dude come on is the homophobia really necessary?

Roussell is such a fucking goon holy shit

God damn the pace of this game.

Fuck you, Rooster is fucking AWESOME!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

TIED! IT! UP!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

>Push the goalie into the net
>Score
Couldn't possibly expect that to be goalie interference.

Fuck off with this refpuck bullshit the clock was stopped and then went on after the goal wtf is this Bullshit

lol clock got stuck i don't know how

this to. This kids stick was in his face during the goal and he was pushed not even a second b4 the gol

no interference so we go to ot

Seguin pushing him into the net with his stick and hits him in the head with his knee. Any contact there should be no goal.

>pushed into goalie because your teammate pushed him
don't you hate that

play that enya

>playing Enya while we wait
Nice.

It’s a challenge with Tampa involved just ducking out it to OT already

Have you thanked Based Grubes today?

CRY MORE BITCH ASS NIGGAS

YES! GOOD GOAL!

THANK YOU BASED GRUBES!

lmao fuck this faggot league. How can you possibly call that a good goal?

>Kenya?, that is not in my playlist

Based Shoopy

see

Coop-a-loop is MAD AS FUCK

because there have been dumber goals called better goals not called.

So its legal to kick a goalies glove and push a goalie into the net. Dope.