Well?
Well?
i like it
That feel when pre-Napoopleon III France was God-tier but then got retrograded.
I don't understand how Portugal looks worse off then Spain. Especially the raped by Arabs bit, they were both fucked and Portugal was born to slay the Moors that plagued Iberia, hence the 5 shields on the flag. Cucked by Spain? Stalemate tbqhsmh
Turkey needs to go back down a little bit.
5/10 It's crap. At least they didn't decouple the Italians from the Romans.
Why aren't France and Spain in god tier both had massive empires at one time.
>Greeks not god tier
>But Germany is even though they also got cucked
Your dad is a cuck. Get over it.
All of portugal fell to the Moors. The Northwest of Spain not only maintained sovereignty, they started the Reconquista.
Not to mention how brown Moortugese are, but Galicians are amazingly white in relation to southern portugal.
this. Spain was incredibly strong at its time.
How's argentina better than Brazil?.
Why isn´t Chile there.
Germany and Turks need to be knocked down.
fucking germans would be living in mud huts weren't for us
>China hasn't had 2 consecutive empires, 500+ year reign, literal millennia of global economic and technological supremact
>India isn't even on there
>shits on the frontline of European defense against muslim hordes
8/8 m8
kek someones butthurt
I think its fair that they aren't Ancient Rome and Greece was very different from the Greece and Italy of today He would need to start putting on the Persians and shit at that point.
>turkey and germany god tier
Lol come on. I'd say militarily France > Germany despite amerishit menes. Turks.... they are pretty much a shit pseudo country populated by arap-mongol rape babbies which got rekt by russian imperial border patrols every couple of years, the only reason they survived is thanks to the eternal anglo.
india should be on there, russia a bit higher.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH ROACHES GOD TEIR?!
What? Now I know you're looking for (you)s. Portugal did not even exist at the time and the whole territory that was conquered by the Moor were Spanish.. Afonso and his glorious army destroyed Moors to carve out what is now modern Portuguese land, so who cuck'd who again? Heck, Portugal was not even officially formed until the end with Afonso Henriques' death.
They had a shitty fall from grace, being utterly defeated militarily in their last attempts at empire.
This can also be said for Germany and the Ottomans, however.
>God tier
>Germany
More like cuck tier, if you catch my dorito
This slav speaks the truth.
Scrap the tier descriptions.
Move Germans to High.
Greeks and Mongols to God Tier.
Swedes, Bulgarians, Swiss, Iranians to Decent Tier.
Japanese to Bad Tier.
Chinks need to be High or God. I don't care how funny piss eggs and product ripoffs are, putting them in bad tier is sloppy meme history.
lol
So did you though You got beat by a bunch of starving Indians and blacks.
Chinks got cucked by west multiple times, they lost battles that they had huge numerical advantage in.
en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
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>The British paid great honor to General Vladimir Vazov when in 1936 he arrived in Victoria Station in London, by lowering the flags of all their regiments who participated in the battle. The chairman of the British legion Major Goldy said in his speech: "He is one of the few foreign officers whose name features in our history".
holy shit, why are brits so bad at war
Says UK, your empire ended because some American Jew told you guys that there would be no support during the World War otherwise
Dont forget when the British literately BTFO them so that they could continue to pedal drugs. That takes getting cucked to the max.
Switch Germany with Greece and put Spain in high tier atleast.
Italy and France should be in God tier. Turkey should be down with the rest of the brown people.
wtf does "too young" is even supposed to mean? I'm not mad, I really just dont get it. Is the country too young? Cause it's definitely not. I really don't understand
>hehe we can defend a highground position with machine guns and aritllery xD
Would expect no less from a filthy gypsy nation
>Made by baya unlu (turk)
>accurate
wew lad.
At the late Qing dynasty. Out of nearly 2 thousand years of being the hegemon of that part of the world.
>brave Germans are dead meme
They are not, they just lack a strong leader.
Imagine Germans 1939 without Hitler
>can't take a shitty hill
kek, absolute pussies also, the gypos are now your problem
It was made by some backwater turk countryman
>Amerikin edukeyshin
>china
>iran
>bad tier
Sure, they are bad now, but they certainly are more important than the fucking Turks
USA = super god tier higher than anyone
>China
>Not God tier
>Japan
>Not high tier
I don't even care much for the chinks but you gotta hand it to them.
>Believes the propaganda
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>Japs
>high tier
They should actually be moved down.
>made by baya ünlü
>turkroach
cant fight without big numbers and when they cant they attack civilians
>krauts(sausage niggers)
cant fight without big numbers and when they cant win they attack civilians
>inbred anglos
cant fight without big numbers and when they cant they attack civilians
seems like ive found an pattern
>Caring about what the neckbeards think over on Sup Forums
Isreal hasn't been around for a hundred years.
They also happen to have the longest standing genetic line for any imperial family in history.
>Israel
>Powerhouse
They're just propped up by USA and Saudi Arabia. Without them they would have gone through a real holocaust for pissing the mudslimes.
Due to isolation and a relatively peaceful region. Their foreign war record is shoddy at best and shit at worst.
But USA is just propped up by Israel.
America needs is own tier, between good and God. It deserves credit for how much is done in such little time, plus the American empire is not dead yet. The test don't really matter, just like in real life. All in all, a solid list. 2/10
>turkey
>above the US of A
kek. no.
just no. delete this.
Why the fuck is the UK in God tier but not France?
Fucking English, they've only lasted so long because of fucking water. Had the British Isles been stuck to the European mainland, they would have been destroyed centuries earlier.
Never forget, it is French Normans that ruled the Britain as it became an empire. Anglosaxons were only good servants to their Norman overlords.
Butthurt quebecois detected
Germany, really?
1066
Never forget
The UK owes it all to French rulers.
>Normans
>French
>1066
>Filthy frog untermesch displace based master race Anglo-Saxon (danish) royalty
>Tired from repelling viking invaders up north
>frog scum used dishonorable fake retreat tactic
>Quebecois kid thinks its a great victory
>Turkey
>US
>Germany
I know this is bait but come on.
>australia
>decent tier
If anything you fucking British would be fucking nothing without AUS/NZ. Posting the original and best version.
Remember the Emu.
>Named after a fucking spice
A FUCKING SPICE
William of Normandy was descended from vikings that were granted Normandy by France in exchange for them not pillaging it every few years
Saved your shitty island from the Japs.
The only god tier should be Mongols. They took over whole Asia including but not limited to Russia, China and India. The only reason they didn't take Europe is because after several generations they settled down and started fighting each other for Genghis legacy.
Brits got lots of land too but it doesn't count since they were fighting vastly inferior forces. In even fights they resorted to zerg rushing and were generally pretty shitty fighters. (See Battle of Somme).
look at the buttmad slavshit untermensch
Hardly, we still did most of the real land effort in New Guinea
>Poland
>high tier
>literally partitioned out of existence for a couple centuries
>repartitioned 20 years after getting independence
>put back together as a vassal for 50 years
>literally lives off NATO now
>judging based solely off post-death years
That list is shit, but not because of the Poles.
AHAHAHHA
>literally never lose a war
>still in bad tier
oh well, SA is pretty much the special olympics anyway.
I actually came in wanting to hate this list but wow virtually perfect list. I understood the Turkey was clickbait but actually you made a great defense of it.
China was too low but honestly, I don't even know what wars they have won before, they literally just never get attacked because nobody wants to kill hundreds of millions of people except Based Japan.
I do resent France being on our level but I know you had to put Turkey in your meme spot so oh well.
>Russia
>not high tier at the very least
Eviscerate yourself.
putting turkroaches anywhere but below the bottom
While our navy was fucking up the reinforcements meant for them.
You're right. Poles aren't shit, everyone around them is just better than them.
DAILY REMINDER THAT IF YOU ARENT AT LEAST 1 MILLION KM SQUARE ON THIS VERY MAP, YOU HAVE PRETTY MUCH A LAUGHABLE HISTORY
>Turks higher than Greeks
>Germany God Tier
German Turkroach made this I guarantee it
Someone please edit
Daily reminder that your shit country destroyed the greatest empire in world history and has no acheivements besides being psuedo-greek rape babies
They spoke French. They had French culture. They married French women. Only difference between a Norman and a French gentleman was that the Norman's had their own king.
>Filthy Anglo-Saxon untermensh surprise king William with a terrain advantage
>King William the Conqueror does not bow down, starts sophisticated strategy
>Mindless Anglo-Saxons rush towards their death without using their pea-sized brain
>The untermensh king dies in battle, Anglo-Saxon forces fall into total disarray
>William the Conqueror wins once again
Face it, Anglo-Saxons enjoyed being ruled by the Normans. It was better than being ruled by Danes or anybody else. Without Norman leadership, the Britons would have never amassed the largest empire in history.
Where's Canada?
>It's 1700
>I mean COME ON!!
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Objective Best Ranking
>God Tier
America
UK
Greece
>High Tier
Switch China and Mongols
I think pretty much every nation can find a deliberate period in history in which their presumed predecessor nation-state was the biggest and baddest guy in the hood. Even fucking Lithuania (according to your map). If you want to compare territorial penises you should calculate volume of a country - integral of its territory over the time it existed.
>Tfw have Polish ancestors
>Tfw great Dziadek fought Nazis
>Tfw he helped resistance until his bitter end
>Tfw he died in Auschwitz to defend the Ojczyzna
Poland deserves better than this
didn't they forcefeed your women at darwin japanese cum?
Jesus ANZACbro, your women literally fed on japanese semen
children of literal semen slurpers
LMAO
Daily reminder, all of Quebec was willingly traded for Guadeloupe (600 sq. miles).
That feel when you are still wearing our blue jeans and surfing a us based site.
We anexed territories from 2 neighbour countries, one of them bigger than us.
You can add Islamic state in decent tier i think
Not sure how they didn't land at Darwin.
>roaches
>calling others laughable
Ahahahah enjoy your purges achmed
Shoo shoo roach, Sup Forums is a human board.
More like the other way around. Australia made up the majority of the BCOF after the war in Japan.
The reason America exists is because Spanish wanted to circumvent Turkish tariffs by naval routes.
Your existence is literally a byproduct of ours.
Feelz good breh
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