You know how scientists are always clamoring about how we know more about outer space then we do our own oceans?
Maybe there is a fucking reason for that 1. The ocean sucks 2. Who wants to be around some faggy fish 3. Fuck salt
Let me explain to you something Sup Forums We never need to explore our fucking oceans because theres nothing cool down there So dont you go looking because your going to waste your time my time and humanities time
I dont understand why anyone would wanna go check out that bullshit
If you wanna get the same experience just go to the deepend of the pool or a pond and its the same exact shit just deeper
I repeat there is nothing cool in our unexplored oceans and aint nobody got time to find out
Immortality seems like a good reason to go into the ocean as well as the fact we don't know shit about what's down there and the cure for gay might be in some fish.
Anthony Edwards
>She shared this article on the research being done to jellyfish to unlock the secrets of biological immortality. Jellyfish and a few creatures in the sea seem to be the only ones with biological immortality. >>nytimes.com/2012/12/02/magazine/can-a-jellyfish-unlock-the-secret-of-immortality.html?_r=0 > >Immortality seems like a good reason to go into the ocean as well as the fact we don't know shit about what's down there and the cure for gay might be in some fish. you and your wife dont know shit about shit fuck off cunt
Adrian Allen
>while we've been looking up to discover life's greatest secrets, we should have been looking down.....
Julian Davis
>3. Fuck salt This is my favorite part of this copypasta
Adrian Scott
this
Eli Thomas
ALRIGHT WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER PISSED ON THE SEAT AND HID MY KEYS???
Nolan Hernandez
The ocean seems like a good place to research cancer. >nature.org/ourinitiatives/habitats/oceanscoasts/explore/coral-reefs-and-medicine.xml >Researchers are studying bivalves, a class of mollusks, to learn more about aging processes, including metabolic activity and environmental stressors. >Bryozoan Bugula neritina, a common fouling organism (similar to barnacles) that’s found in both temperate and tropical climates, is a source for the anti-cancer compound bryostatin 1. The U.S. National Cancer Institute recently collected more than 26,000 pounds of the organism from docks and pilings with little impact on the population.
Lucas Lee
cthulhu pls go
Jack Perry
I was just about to ask someone to do this.
Dominic Fisher
Nice try, OIDF
Connor Clark
WHAT ARE YOU HIDING!?
YOU KNOW SOMETHING IS DOWN THERE...
Something that we don't know...
I'm onto you, gillbag.
Grayson Carter
Quality shitpost
Asher Rogers
>theres nothing cool down there
Two words. Pistol Shrimps.
Sebastian Sanchez
>Pistol Shrimp is that what you call your dick?
Logan Edwards
Jamal you need to play this game to understand why the ocean is fucking neat.
Gavin Gutierrez
Don't be dissing the pistol shrimp. That motherfucker is louder than a launching rocket.
Gabriel Peterson
Went swimming during a steel deck BBQ north of the Philippines. Beautiful blue, calm water. We headed out on LCAC's ahead of the ship and waited for them to catch up - a couple of hours of swimming and BBQ - good times. Found out after I got back on the ship that the closest land was 2km underneath us. Had nightmares ever since. Who knows what shit lurks down there?
Alexander Ross
Loud and fast enough to create a fucking explosion
Jason Fisher
i never knew anything about this. i had to look it up. holy shit these little guys are bad ass as fuck.
Charles Mitchell
no fuck those fish
Jace Harris
Fuck yeah. And this bubble can get as hot as 4000°C. This shit is fucking awesome.
Luis Miller
You know what I see? A dick, that's right, a dick. I see a shrimp that can shape their claws like a dick and shoot some strange shit.
