Something will happen in California tonight

Something will happen in California tonight.

Something happens there every night. People live there.

Alot of things happen here

wew lad

t. wew lad

Deep.

You know if something does happen, you'll be getting a knock on the door.

tell me more

oh no

Earthquake when?

Maybe getting caught was part of the plan

>tfw living in california

Please don't get my hopes up. San Andreas when?

What did he mean by this?

Ummmmmmmm
No

California is a gun-free (Racist Free) zone;)
Nothing bad could ever happen in a gun-free zone!
Try again sweetie (^v^)

Damn, good prediction. Something is bound to happen in California in the next 4 hours. Stuff has probably already happened since you made that post. Brilliant work.

Lol.

the big one is going to happen this year

Screen cap this, I'm not wrong. 4 papers are out already predicting this.

... if you know what I mean wink wink

mite b cool

Underrated

P-p-please keep my family safe Kek. But you can ruin everything else.

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California here, I just fucked my dog in the ass.
It took a LOT of building up over months but I've been doing it steady for 3 weeks now. He is a good boy

Norcal here. Just got an emergency dust storm warning on my cell phone saying not to go outside. That's our happening. So exciting. Repeating digits and the someone gets dust in their eyes and it's a real happening

>tfw
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody do the dinosaur

hmm really makes you stink

4 papers and my raging hard erection user

the happening draws near

This made me laugh pretty hard.

Then I remember I still live here.

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DATTS RYHT

holy fuck
witnessed

Well I heard that your mommy will die in her sleep in California tonight if you don't respond to this post with NO NOT MOMMY

SLIDE INTO OCEAN WHEN?

Oh, it's THIS thread again...

They're going to set off mount Raineer

They'd take setting off Yellowstone as collateral

Please do.

t. East Coast

Only if kek wills it.

>Check em

We're getting a bunch of abnormal siesmic activity on the norcal coast. Once or twice in the past this happened and the fault offshore ended up moving backwards a couple feet.

Fuck cascadia, why can't we get little earthquakes like the rest of the state

>Honduras

Shouldn't you be getting murdered or something right now?

please let something finally happen in my area!

nobody said I wasn't, you turbonigger

I live in Orange County and been having this feeling an earthquake is coming. Repeating numerals confirms the big one.

>mfw cops will be so busy that I can finally build my backyard gun range in my small condo complex and enjoy my final days without fear of jailing

I don't see any repeating digits there, friend

Kek shows his mercy on the land of faggots

I just saw on the local news that there is a hearing problem at a nuclear generator but it seems to be under control but not yet 100% resolved

>unexpected Nuclear happening when

Not if I can save with these sweet digits
BURN IT DOWN KEK, PROVE YOURSELF

Does it make me a bad person if I hope the big one finally hits soon?

The power of kek will not allow the calicucks to come to harm, even if they deserve it.

Kek allows it.

Is it me getting a qt gf?

Hearing not hearing sorry

Oh jeez.

dubbles for jesus

This.

Televised happenings are the best

Nothing will happen, guaranteed.

It's true, I've been getting emergency alerts on my phone all day about imminent dust storms. Clearly that's code for sand nigger attack.

Heating I'm on.my phone auto correct sucks

of course

Well shit

No. I want it to happen already.

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>mfw I'm on tour
>in SLC tonight, heading to San Fransico tomorrow

Well if there is a happening I'll be driving right into it

I'll check those, but also remember the dreaded HEAT DOME that is supposed to settle over the country?

Good. Let Commiefornia burn.

>444

Holy shit, I was skeptical at first but Kek has confirmed my fears.

> Live in humboldt
> Record all time high of 84 degrees

At least I have redwoods and tsunamis

My dick will summon the demons of hell

who cares if it's televised if I can't see shit?

FUCK YEAH
Please let it hit central california

>> Live in humboldt
420!!!1

Oh shit, doubles. GG land of the liberal faggots. I hope Oakland niggers go first

california is so fucking big its like saying SOMETHING will happen on the eastern coast of the US.

It hit 122F here one day like a month ago. Was 112F today. I mean, it's not insane for this time of year, but still pretty warm.

>Humboldt
>Redwoods and Tsunamis

Don't forget the drugs and niggers, drugs and niggers.

California in ocean when

Is it worth having a happening if the people it impacts will be too stupid to learn from it?

Half the damn overpasses in the state have never been retrofitted even though they're built like Cypress, and the new Bay bridge (and honestly even the Golden Gate) likely won't survive a 8.0+ because of their shitty foundations.

>high of 84°

We Texans are laughing at how pathetic ya'll are.

Your pitiful cock couldn't summon jack shit.

Can someone describe the effects of "The Big One" when it happens?

Will I feel it from Alabama?
Will Commiefornia fall into the ocean?

>inb4 hurr durr watch San Andreas Movie

Are you Islam?

Tonight user, the frog gods have been tempted and they shall act to prove their worth

If it's a real happening, we'll be spookified and amazed.

If not, people will rapidly forget this thread as the Brunswick effect takes hold.

Two shooters escaped this morning, a highway was closed for a bit.

Praise kek

So how does this kek thing work? Do I have to sacrifice a frog and then post on Sup Forums and my wish for something television worthy will happen?

How do I make California go away?

I try to forget those every fucking day

see

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It's a big state. I'm probably not gonna be in the blast radius of whatever it is.

No you must save a frog's life, or otherwise be kind to a frog, and Kek will listen to your heart and make a happening for you to enjoy watching and meming and giggling about.

OMG ME TOO WE'RE LIKE BROTHERS

You wanna fugg or something?

Well, the biggest and most immediate effect will be that Democrats will never win another federal election ever again after 70% of their voter base drowns.

Praise KEK

It will fuck southern California in the ass and the plate shift will probably be so big Yellowstone gets tickled in the butthole and explodes its held in lava shart all over America. GG

Lets all fug.

Come to So-Cal, Torrance here, pretty good here, mostly White and Asian, a large amount of Mexicans but they're the decent, family oriented type who aren't really leeches.

Good weed too.

OH SHIT
U FUCKS STOP IT
YOURE GONNA SUMMON KEK

Omg Ewwww make them stop.

>he thinks NorCal gets the worst quakes