Le tall footy man

>Le tall footy man

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How much would Mouyes pay for him?

Was he any good for England

in his peak, he was really good at heading hoofballs

Is Joe Cole dead?

Just a reminder this is his wife

Legit good lad tbqhwy

>"Looking around at the faces of the home support at Gillingham, the irony was never lost on me that these people had the cheek to call me a 'freak'. Perhaps they should have taken a look at themselves first."
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he's in his mid 30's & lives in tampa, florida!

Hot damn. He also said Chelsea bought "the second most handsome player in the PL", when they bought Giroud instead of him. I just love people like him, he's probably a real good guy and would be legit fun to hang around with.

He was on some BBC panel show about a decade ago and when he was asked "What do you think you'd be if your weren't a footballer?" and he replied "a virgin".

He's a funny guy.

[Florida] damn he must be aging like at least twice the rate of normal people in pensioners paradise

only thing i remember about his career is that goal against sweden

if he was 5"11 with a bit of pace he would unironically be rated as a decent footballer.
but because he some giant robot he's know as le tall man.

>He's a funny guy

self deprecation is just the british sense of humour desu.

Why just not play Basketball instead?

Because he is better at football, duh.

he'd be a manlet in that sport

Not true, he would be just 2 cm shorter than LeBitch, and 3 cm taller than the GOAT. He could be a suave virtuoso Shooting Guard.

He is the same height as lebron and taller than guys like jordan, curry and harden

Thanks for making the very same post than mine, retard.

I hadn't seen your post, retard.

national treasure

was just trying to have a laugh.
was more amused at your knowlege of shit hoop though, so thanks lads.

I don't know shit about basketball though lmao. I just compared his height to some names I knew out of curiosity. I actually said something wrong. Peter is 2.01m and Lebron is 2.03m so not the same height.

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>England
>Basketball

>good at heading
No he fucking wasn't. He was absolute shit in the air

you knew enough lad.
you knew enough

The way he runs away at the end is timeless

so you're saying he's not funny?

It's a great sport, too bad amerisharts make such a bad publicit for it.
I watched La Liga Basketball final, really exciting shit.

Lmao

Who was he?

top bants

and get destroyed by scott parker

slenderman : Le horreur américain

some poor high school kid

unmarketable Lukaku

he would be wasted on that sport. Crouch actually had great technical ability and wasn't just a lanky freak

Disappointed in all of you.

Is Crouchy the most likable footballer? He's liked at pretty much every club he played for.

audible kek

Yes actually, his record is outstanding. 22 goals in 42 games

*Heads the ball and gets a goal before your manlet keeper can catch it*
When will they learn?

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I love Japan

Cool Guy

shouldve played a lot more games for england

It takes skill to use it well, that line could have come across really awkward and uncomfortable if handled poorly.

Took 16 games to score when Liverpool bought him, people were ready to start a lynch mob

I unironically have a cat named after him from when he was at Southampton. That's how likeable he is.

ayyy lmao

bump

Looks like Vardy's older brother

this. His close ball control have always been extremely good and underrated.

crouchy has always been based, even now he should go to the world cup

hes basically a likable english ibrahimovic