How true is this?

How true is this?
What's missing?

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wheres the rest

I have this one.

The American version. Then again, what exactly would be put on an American tier? Don't put up your middle finger?

MOAR

its not true, it should be upside down

>Mexico
>Don't imply that you're better because you're a foreigner.

I'll stop acting superior when everything stops giving me diarrhea.


Norway sounds nice though.

Proper etiquette on trains is very important in Japan. So important that their children's TV shows have educational songs and shit about what not to do on them.

Big ones are: don't eat or drink, don't do anything that makes a lot of noise (always use your headphones), make sure to offer your seat to older folks if the train is full, and don't engage in any kind of body grooming (Especially important for women. Doing your makeup on the train is a big faux pas).

Similar with France (though I thought most of them spoke English), don't expect people to speak great English. Some people do, but many don't or if they do, it's not very well. Though they're much more willing to help you and are less snooty than the French have a reputation for being.

If you go to an anime/manga shop, make sure you take note of the signs for the upper floors. Most of them are where they keep the porn. This is particularly important in Tokyo's manga shops like Tora no Ana or Animate, because they literally have whole floors dedicated to Yaoi (male on male) and Yuri (girl on girl) doujins.

People in France speak English, they just pretend they don't.

The queen of England can go fuck herself tbqh.

I can't believe people are still cucked to this old demonic bitch.

I'm preparing the champagne for the day she dies

Don't put your hands below your waist line near cops. Likely to get shot.

can´t do anything right can i fuck this pseudo crap ill have my hands as I please, if it offends you then you should fucking kys

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>japan
>escalators

Yes. Always stand to the left.

>france
>english

No. Everyone in Paris speaks English even if they pretend not to.

>new zealand
None of those really. Most Kiwis are really chill and racist.

There are a lot more touchy things in Japan than that shit.

I bet she's sacrificing babies to satan to live another 15 years

>Croatia
>don't put up your thumb, index, and middle fingers, lest you be seen as a Serb nationalist
I know what I'm doing in Zagreb

You do know another will just take her place, right?

>Yes. Always stand to the left.
Regional differences. Stand where the others stand

>india
>no advice to shit on the streets
fake/10

why the fuck does it matter where I stand on an escalator

>Don't tip
>It's not part of the culture

This applies to a bunch of countries. Why single out just Japan?

It's a weird list. Some of the stuff, from my experience, isn't really a big deal, and they've also excluded some more important pieces of social etiquette. Doesn't seem very well-researched or considered to me.

Need to allow free passage for the kami to flow beside you.

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It's actually considered rude in Japan to offer a tip. Most other places, the workers would probably just take it anyway, in Japan they would either refuse or hand the money back to you.

I think it means tipping rude in Japan, because employees probably feel some sort of shame for accepting them.

In the west, yes even your country, tipping is a thing. I get that it's not as popular there as it is here, but tipping is still a thing in western countries.

>Have a weak stomach as a consequence of eating american food and/or genetics.
>Blame one of the most diverse cuisines in the world.
Amerifat, please.

The hand in your pocket thing is retarded and only applies to the older generation.

it's because filthy you beaners don't wash your hands before making food

Except for the nazi salute, it's bullshit for Germany imo

I think most of Russians are chill with their gov and only faggots from Moscow are lefty faggtos that hate on Putin.

more proof that germany is cucked

Explain this, britbongs.

You don't invite someone you've just met around to your house. You invite them to the pub or something until you know them better.

vampires

Brits aren't typically house trained

Don't care if you confuse us just don't spend the next 10 minutes apologizing like i cared. Insult rugby or the queen of england all you want just don't insult the Queen of the Realm of New Zealand. Insult LOTR all you want just don't spend 30 mins yelling hobbit at me just because i'm from NZ.

AUSTRALIA

>FUCK OFF
Because they are full.

>DON'T MENTION EMUS
It's very distressing.

>DON'T WASTE PETROL
Aborigines need it to live

You aren't even allowed to purchase spoons if you're under 18

A side from not tipping, most of these are just common sense things you don't do in public.

It's good that they pointed it out because it's exactly the other way around in Poland.

We have a weird culture of inviting everyone to our houses/apartments and having someone stand outside while you talk to him is considered rude.

>mexico
>they are a developing nation. dont make fun of them
>have a sense of humor. nothing is off limits

rofl

>Don't Build Wall
#MexicanDrugsMatter

>France
>Don't expect a huge amount of vegan options
I spent a weekend in France in June before heading to Rome, it was shit, honestly. They put meat or cheese in absolutely everything, even the salads would have salmon or something thrown in there. If you're a vegan going to France, all I can say is be very prepared, and don't expect to go out to eat very often. I did find a handful of places with good meals, but they were few and far between.

>current year
>visiting France

I'm going to India soon on business for a month, any other dos and donts I should know about?

There was some kind of big disturbance during a big soccer game, I was walking to the Eiffel Tower and no fewer than a dozen police vans and some kind of police .. crane ... go flying down the road with sirens on, I was convinced we had yet another Mohamed in our midst.

Oh but the Muslims begging on the street was great, seeing them put in their place. Women beggars, that's something I don't see in the US, but I think the males were off hawking cheap plastic crap at tourist locations, so the women had to resort to begging.

The way I heard it is (and this may be different now with social media and etc) the Brits consider their personal living spaces very private.
When a bong is in public their behavior is restricted by tradition, in the home they can be, own, and display whatever they want.
Getting invited into someone's house is like getting invited to become closely acquainted with their lives, as such it is only for close friends.
In the US because of the lower population density and farmstead history we're expected to have inoffensive, neutral, and well kept areas in the home to entertain guests. An equivalent for us yanks would be inviting a new friend to hang out in your bedroom that's still decorated like a teenagers with posters and bits of all the stuff you like.

Only shit in the designated streets. Just do what they do

>Don't poo in loo
>Don't poo in non-designated shitting streets
>Don't mention designated abortion hogs

Most of these are bullshit, especially France, Chile, and Russia.

bet they were written by a liberal
>CNN, Mental Floss, Quora

yep

bon appetit piggu

Happy early birthday Merkel!

>you'll be mistaken for a serbian nationalist

but I am

Whatever helps you sleep at night, americuck.

Most people from The US can't drink out the tap in Mexico because your water flora is different (dirtie). My friend got el shitos from the ice in his iced tea

I don't think anyone's really that bothered about asking how much you make, and not the asking someone to your house if you don't know them? That's just common sense right?

And if you cut in line, expect to be horrifically and mercilessly passively aggressively glared at

>Being vegan
Why do you do this thing

I've never seen the pinkie wigle thing.

>France
>don't talk about money
That sounds more like Israel.

All those rules seem like a big inconvenience. God bless America, KEK bless freedom!

That's pretty accurate.

I don't know it this is true in other places but a good way to look intimidating is put your hand to your waist and turn to the side. Even if they know you don't have a gun.

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I've seen many pigs eat many men

This. Every other country just wants to be a restrictive special snowflake and show off their "culture" and all that gay shit.

Fuck you fags I ain't going to your shithole country! AMERICA #1 AMERICA #1 AMERICA #1 AMERICA #1 AMERICA #1 AMERICA #1

>Norway
>Don't ask people about church

What?

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They usually burn them

>>Blame one of the most diverse cuisines in the world.


Look Pedro, I live in California and eat diverse Mexican cuisine without getting sick all the time. I'm not blaming your food. I'm blaming your shitty infrastructure and the fact that the water in your country is so famous for giving people diarrhea that it has a cute nickname. It's so bad that restaurants serve bottled water. Speaking of which, I got Montezuma's Revenge from a salad in a fairly nice restaurant. My stomach is typically cast iron.

For real dude, if you have to talk to the police don't make any sudden movements and keep your hands where he can see them, definitely not in your pockets or behind your back.

You can't drink tap water here, i don't know who told you to do that.

Top kek

>Butthurt Argentine

>Don't invite someone to your home
>Unless you know them very well

They break that rule every day though.

>the little finger wag

Wut

I've never even heard of that before

Chile here, it's more like don't eat in public, but eating with your hands is ok

>thumbs up
holy kek

>me ne frega
It's "non me ne frega niente" or "me ne frego", "non mi frega" doesn't make sense.
>Thumbs up
Never heard of it and no one is ever going to mistake the meaning.
>corna
It actually means your wife fucks someone without you knowing, again it's hard that anyone would mistake the metal gesture for it
>Fig sign
What. It's what you do to kids to pretend you got their nose


It generally gives the wrong impression that they're likely to cause misunderstandings.

I've seen it before, but thought it was a British thing.

Like I've seen the Me Ne Frega before, but figured it was an Italian thing (think they did it in Godfather or 2).

>how to piss off every American.

DON'T even talk about politics.

Fucking REEEEEEE. Do this and get yourself murdered by niggers.

i will give you a thumbs ip for this

Got you m8.

wouldnt take what u find to be drama and plaster it on the internet. what ever happened to anonymity? do u like your kids needing a facebook so they can be bullied 247?

>Rice, beans, tortillas, salsa
>most diverse cuisine in the world

Mexican food is good but don't kid yourself, it's obesity causing peasant food.

Nigger please npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2010/11/17/131391343/unesco-designates-traditional-french-and-mexican-cuisines-cultural-treasures

Only two cuisines on that list.

>europe
>c u r r e n t y e a r

Might as well start posting the do's and don'ts of Sharia Law

>raise 3 fingers in Croatia

Doesn't that have to do with religion

youtube.com/watch?v=Y9-mYg5VDzQ

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In France, the language things/money things are only valid for older people (+40) and retards that didn't study after 18.
usually, people that got through college or at least have studied 2 years after high school can speak english, at least in an understandable way.

Vegan hating is a thing. Feminism is also kind of hated by everybody, men and women.

Here's a thing or two that's missing: In both Canada and Japan, take off your shoes when entering someone's house.I'm not fully sure of the reason why they do this in Japan, but I get the feeling that it might be just straight up disrespectful to leave on your outdoor shoes inside a person's home. As for Canada, it's all about keeping the floors clean.

>french dont speak english
what a meme

This is done in most Western countries, leafcuck

You seem to be lost. Here, let me help:

Why would anyone voluntarily go to Mexico, Kenya, or Turkey?

the biggest dont is dont go to india