Inglorious Basterds

The sequence where they discussion Operation Kino should have been cut tbqh. It really fucks with the pacing.

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If tbey cut the whole movie after the milk scene it'd be better

Tarantine is a hack fuck who can't write or direct anything original and is a weird fetish cunt when it comes to food and feet (autistic)

That scene is awesome fuck you.

was it kino?

its probably tarantino's 3rd or 4th best movie

From a scale of one to tea and crumpets how English was that scene?

What about the pub scene?

GORLAMI.

This is a pretty good movie.

Tarantino once talked about making a movie that would be like 'saving private ryan' from an alternate reality where Germany won the war, the idea was it would be a way to explore the concept of 'the victors write history' thing and show a biased view of the war.

I liked this idea better than his 'killer crow' (black man kills white people during WW2) or vega brothers movie because it would force him to really think about shit and would have the added benefit of trolling a lot of people and probably being banned as Nazi propaganda and ruin Tarantino's career while he tries to justify basically making a feature length 'nations pride'

the shitstorm would have been quite funny. But it will probably never happen just like the dozen other movie ideas he's mentioned in passing over the years.

>uno farto
>pacing

kek

Rag pudding/10

The basement scene is good. The restaurant scene is decent. Obviously it peaks with the dairy farm though.

Why did they need to dress up like nazis for the rendezvous with Hammersmark in the basement pub?

Sometimes girls will ask you to buy a Nazi unifrom online and wear it during sex games and stuff. You'll figure this out when you start dating.

>a movie about how the victors write history, have the Nazis win and portray them as good guys for satire

(((SHUT IT DOWN)))

So he had to settle with THAT movie, within this movie

1. To blend in.
2. If something goes wrong they can try to play the authority card as SS officers.

Would have made sense for her just to meet them at their safehouse, dontcha think?

yeah, to be fair it's a bit too ambitious of an idea for Tarantino to really pull off and it'd be a difficult line to walk between satire / alternate history drama / and, y'know, not pissing off Weinstein (Tarantinos meal ticket).

Tarantino is a major liberal-cuck of the highest level but for a while he really fetishized nazi imagery and had a small collection of it, might still.

What's his actual next project, did he say he was making a sci-fi movie?

> At the Adobe MAX event at the San Diego Convention Center on November 3, 2016, Tarantino confirmed rumors that he intended to retire after completing ten feature films: "Drop the mic. Boom. Tell everybody, 'Match that shit.'" He stated that he was working on two projects - a Bonnie and Clyde-esque drama set in 1930s Australia and a historical nonfiction project centered around the year 1970, which he considered "the most pivotal in the history of cinema".

I like Tarantino but I'm honestly not looking forward to those.

Sure, but I guess Tarantula just wanted to put this scene in the movie. The Basterds even discuss her retarded plan.

A war was on, and they're all healthy military-aged men. So if they're not Nazis, it'd stand to reason that they're soldiers/spies from another country. A group of men who look like them couldn't all be civilians

this was before military service was an "only if you feel like it" type of thing, user

why do you autists hate Quentin with such force?

>'killer crow' (black man kills white people during WW2)
This would have been awesome, Django goes to France basically

Because he's so much like them, but he's achieved success and mainstream acceptance in a way that's impossible for them

I think people severely misunderstand Inglorious Basterds. It's not cathartic revenge porn like Django. Tarantino goes to lengths to humanise literally every nazi in the movie. There's a lot of irony in the scene with the German audience revelling in the deaths on screen.

I love Tortellini's use of food in movies. He has his actors actually eat what's in front of them. There's no bullshit cuts or spit buckets.

The Basterds are like the heroes in a Rambo film, while the nazis are like the sophisticated characters from German ww2 kino. One of my favourite movies over all and definitely my favourite Tarantino flick

>"Drop the mic. Boom. Tell everybody, 'Match that shit.'"

>There's a lot of irony in the scene with the German audience revelling in the deaths on screen.
We're watching Nazis getting killed while watching nazis are watching Allied soliders getting killed, bit ironic yes. Maybe even a satire of the war movie in some way?

I thought it was a nice surprise to suddenly have Mike Myers out of nowhere.

Winston Churchill just sitting in the corner being Winston Churchill was also cool.

Exactly. It's a satire of overly simplistic war films that deal in black and white morality. Even more ironic that he followed up Inglorious with Django.

don't see that way
I think it's a sufficiently praised film

This movie is okay, kinds of sloppy with random sam jackson voice over and not having hitler personally kill all the basterds but otherwise it was good.

Django is a subversion of a different genre. The movies really have very little in common other than both being historical revisionism

Tarantino' best film hands down

Bravery.

I agree

what was Django subverting? with ultra violence tuned dow It'd be a pretty standard western

Both of those ideas sound like shit.

>subversion

LOL. Its a niggers fantasy to kill en masse white people

Would have been cooler if Adam Sandler had been the Bear Jew. Weird SNL reunion.

What was the point of this? Sure, him seeing if the shoe fits makes sense (but we all know Tarintino just came up with that so he could film some feet) but the end shot of her feet when he strangles her to death was unnecessary

>lets meet in this pub which will definitely have enemy soldiers in it
>not just meeting in a shack in the middle of nowhere or a field or an abandoned house

>they see enemy soldiers
>don't just walk out and wait for the girl to leave then agree on another meeting place

Really the entire pub scene is a great example where the intelligence of the characters is thrown away because the writer wanted the scene.

I think it has it's cake and eats it too in that regard

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>Briefing about operation "KINO¨"

Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/

The genre of Spaghetti westerns I suppose. Blaxploitation with a sprinkle of that German fairy tale stuff is pretty subversive. If you wanna see how subversive it is just look at the reaction to it by mouthbreathers like this guy

>You don't have to be stonewall jackson to know you don't meet in a fucking basement.

Why did they need to meet in a pub AT ALL. Fuck, meet in an alley or a meadow or SOMEWHERE that isn't crawling with Nazis. Hammersmark knows the Basterds can be trusted because of their rep and who cares if she's a traitor because they outnumber her. As fun as this movie is there's a lot of shit wrong with it.

Django Unchained is by far his best. Inglorious can come second

I love the poetry with Christoph Waltz

>Plays a Nazi in IB
>Plays a German in DU who helps free a black slave

He's a fat pervert cuck faggot foot fetishist.

This is a very good movie

It shows him as ruthless

>calls the director a lot of insults
>says the movie he made is very good
I am not a fan of Tarintino and haven't even bothered to watch his Kill Bill but having scene Inglorious, no doubt it's possibly in my top 10 of movie lists.

Because he has a super thick accent, and can't play anything else

Why the fuck did this guy get killed off? He should have stayed alive and helped kill Hitler or some Germans at the cinema and then get killed off then, not int he pub damnit!

Loved his first scene where it shows him as a very brutal guy yet they kill him off easily...

>It's a Reddit hates on /ourguy/ to try and fit in episode

I think it's just Tarantino being sassy and subverting expectations. The other guy who could speak german was pretty badass too

The scene where Eli Roth kills the Nazi could have been directed better.

Before Eli hits him with the bat, have images flash of Jews in camps, Nazis slaughtering a lot of them, raping Jewish woman and Jews dying in the gas chamber.

All this will be flashing through Eli's mind knowing what this guy is responsible for and it truly makes you as the viewer understand why he brutally beats him to death.

>"FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF HUMAN FUCKING SHIT FOR BEING RESPONSIBLE FOR KILLING LOTS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE!"

I am not Jewish but my grandfather was taken away by Nazis and put into a camp because he was caught delivering newspapers late at night and he watched Nazis beat to death innocent people in the camp. So before any of you Sup Forumsak fucks tell me that the German Nazis were good guys doing everything good for their country, think again because my grandparents lived through the war and saw some serious shit.

In retrospect the odds of Germany winning the war are quite low, they were outnumbered and outgunned by the end of it.

I've given it some thought and think the best course of action would have been to not invade Russia in '41. They should have focused on their already ongoing conflict with Britain and the small one in North Africa.

Attacking Russia spread their armies too thin and they really under-estimated Russia's might, also apparently they thought Britain was near surrender. Basically they continued to underestimate their opponents.

Now if they didn't attack Russia, there's a chance they could have beaten Britain which would have given them the momentum and means to continue their conquest.

Still, there's the possibility that if they had have started to take out Britain, the US may have joined the war earlier to defend Britain and then Germany would have had to deal with a direct war between them and the US.

I just don't see any clear way for them to win.

My time machine will be done in a couple weeks and I'll be going back to see if I can change this grave injustice and make the world right, but I am not sure what advice to give Germany in '38 that could give them the edge needed to truly win the war and save the white race from complete annihilation it faces today.

>mouthbreater
>defending the shit that is Django
suck more nigger dick faggot.

>I think it's just Tarantino being sassy and subverting expectations.
I hand it to Tarintino for doing the unthinkable (such as actually killing Hitler).

FUCK I want a sequel with what happens now since Hitler is dead and how the German army react.

A shame Tarintino never does sequels (apart from Kill Bill but that's different I suppose)

Are you perhaps a Polack? The country not the board

>some guy in this thread is getting triggered because Django Unchained showed a slave killing those responsible for his many years of slavery
How much more of a pathetic human being can you be?

If you watched a movie where blacks put white girls into slavery, you'd want them to be brutally slaughtered correct?

no u
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>Are you perhaps a Polack?
Yes I am a Polak.

My grandfather died couple years ago but at least I recorded her speak about her experience but still, really saddens me that now she cannot tell her story to anyone else.

She never saw gas chambers since she wasn't Jewish but yeah she was separated from her family and put into a camp.

Everyone in the camp was taken out one day and shot (with a false promise that they were being taken to a new camp) but luckily my grandfather and her family knew this was just a trick and they hid.

You cant blame a few Nazis beating someone to death any more that you can blame a few muslims slaughtering people or doing the whole gang raping children thing.

NOT ALL NAZIS

>My grandfather died couple years ago
I meant grandmother. My grandfather died AGES ago.

It's sad that in the future, when everyone from WW2 is dead, a lot of lies will continue to be said about events that people will claim never happened

Do you think Terracotta actually has a foot fetish? Maybe he does, but do you think maybe because everyone knows it, he just puts foot centric scenes in his movies for the laffs? You know, just to perpetuate a joke about his foot fetish that may or may not exist.

then why kill Candie's sister then faggot?
just admit that you're the BLACKED poster and be done with it

>tfw autists are smart enough to build a time machine
>but they aren't smart enough to know how Hitler could have won the war

you'd just have to say to Hitler not to get allied with Italy, the fact that Italy couldnt invade Greece meant operation Barbarossa got delayed

Imagine how Armerians feel, 2 million of them died in a genocide that is still denied by Turkey and they refuse to build any monuments.

Jews got thousands of monuments and major hollywood movies and they run the world.

>NOT ALL NAZIS
I don't get this "not all nazis". After all, wasn't it majority of nazis that helped round up Polaks from their homes and force them into camps and separate them from their families?

I am pretty sure this wasn't just a small group of Nazis that marched into Poland to do this.

You might claim they were doing this to protect the Polish from being bombed in the city (as Holocaust deniers say) but then remember: the camp my grandmother was in, everyone got murdered near the end of the war by those Nazis

>django unchained
>his best movie
ah, yes, very well user...

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>not getting the entire fucking point of the scene

Someone should convince Sup Forums to watch this movie. It might blow their minds to learn that when people talk about Nazi scalps, it's just a movie reference and not a serious threat to go around scalping people

Invading Russia in '41 was signing their own death certificate, that where they lost the most men by far and it created a situation where their efforts were far too spread out.

If they wanted to destroy Russia, they should have CIA'd it and funded anti-Stalin militant groups within Russia. Getting in a land war was retarded and incredibly short-sighted.

>then why kill Candie's sister then faggot?
You saying you wouldn't kill the black sister of a guy who lived in the same house and raped a white girl?

Yes you would

The same way Americans killed Osama's family when they found his location.

Is Candie's sister innocent anyway? No. She supported him to have slaves so she wasn't innocent at all

the whole point of that scene is to subvert what you're talking about though. the Bear Jew is just killing a random soldier horribly even though the guy most likely had nothing to do with killing Jews. it shows how empty the ideas of justice and heroism are in war. just like how at the end Landa is marked with a swastika for the rest of his life, even though he didn't really give a shit about Nazi ideology or even racial purity

Do you reckon he'll do that kill bill sexual with the black chick?

>You saying you wouldn't kill the black sister of a guy who lived in the same house and raped a white girl?
No, because I'm not a subhuman savage who kills innocent people.

I hardly think this matter all too much, quite tasteless of you
My great grandfather died on the last day of the winter war in Finland, that war is one of the most remembered because no other important battles were taking place in Europe at that time

In a way I think its good that the war will be forgotten at some point, remembering is good but can lead to new wars

>Pulp Fiction is my second favourite movie
Should I be ashamed, Sup Forums?

>It really fucks with the pacing.
It absolutely doesn't. It was, in fact, pure kino.

Someone should convince Sup Forums to watch Auschwitz directed by Uwe Boll.

It's literally just a day by day in the camp of Auschwitz with Nazis putting people into gas chambers, then taking out their gold teeth, talking about their live with other Nazis and going on like what they were doing was nothing but a normal day's job.

Even if you don't believe Nazis actually did this, it makes you think: can millions of soldiers actually be this cold and evil in a war?

>Tarantine is a hack fuck who can't write or direct anything original and is a weird fetish cunt when it comes to food and feet (autistic)
The entirety of this movie was nigh perfect. Surely you'd be better served by joining one of the capeshit threads over there.

That sort of heavy-handed imagery would have ruined that scene and the entire film.

>It absolutely doesn't. It was, in fact, pure kino.
This. Wasn't the first scene 20 minutes while the girl hid under the house? It felt no longer than 12 minutes to me when I first watched it

I need to rewatch it but I don't remember ever being bored by the movie

Are Armenians the only respectable middle eastern people?

I know, but they almost pulled it off, if they got away a bit sooner in the spring instead of autumn of 41 they could have taken Moscow before the winter stopped them.

But yeah in the long run you cant beat both the soviets and the US, its too much resources against you

> they should have CIA'd it and funded anti-Stalin militant groups within Russia

Stalin would just have purged them in a new york minute

>justifying killing family other than your target
jfc you're fucking insane dude. wtf is wrong with you?

>That sort of heavy-handed imagery would have ruined that scene and the entire film.
How? Django Unchained showed a black slave be brutally killed. No difference if you showed poor Jews being killed by Nazis.

user, Osama's family would grow up to be just like him so yeah, if you are hunting down a Muslim terrorists, you would kill his entire family to make sure no one of his kids grow up to be like him since any Islamic Terrorists HATES America with a passion.

btw Muslims and Islamic Terrorists are not the same thing so don't think I hate Muslims. A lot of them in my college are very nice and don't give a shit about the political side that you see from the Middle Eastern Muslims.

Trump is doing a good job by not letting these people come to the West cos they do nothing but cause trouble. Also: Sharia Law is the main thread of Islam. Trump should make a statement saying that you should be banned from practicing Sharia Law.

Australia's Government has made it a law now that when you migrate to Australia, YOU MUST show appreciation for this land and law before setting foot on the soil so why can't America do this?

>"Drop the mic. Boom. Tell everybody, 'Match that shit.'"

Honestly, if you want them to win you need to talk to Roosevelt. Go to America in '39 and try to convince him to back the Nazi's. This would have put pressure on Brittan to surrender and would have created an allegiance of two super-powers.

The US was neutral at that time but their sympathies lied with Brittan so it will be a hard convince, but Roosevelt's personal beliefs and politics weren't as far removed from Nazi's as you may expect (remember no one knew about the holocaust at the time so Roosevelt had no idea that lever of fuckery was happening)

Anyway, if you could have turned late 30s, early 40s USA into friends with Nazi's the whole balance of power would have been shifted (Japan would have been better off, since that would mean no trade sanctions against them by the US) which means that Jap's wouldn't attack pearl harbor.

Basically the entire war flips on it's head and before you know it Eastern and Western Europe are just 'Germany'.

Not sure how you could ever possibly convince they USA to do that though. Just... try to find the right words.

Do you want to talk about Django or Inglorious Basterds?
I thought we were talking about Inglorious Basterds.

Yeah, pretty much. Thats why muslims want them dead. Also deep down mulsims want all non-muslims dead but we wont really learn that lesson for another three decades or so.

Hitler was living in a bunker for years then so he probably was too crazy to actually make a good plan

>send all your troops in the coldest winter in Russia and suffer the same fate Napoleon had with his army
THE MADMAN

Fucking hell you sound so stupid. This is Sup Forums and any thread can mention any topic and this is both a Tarantino movie you idiot

The Waltz scenes and that scene in the bar were top notch. Pitt sucks.

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Waltz is very based in person

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