/balt/

fags not allowed nr.2

first for me being first

mayb im just ment for that desu

nature or god or whatever put me into that place

feels bad

cute chiaki

Maybe it's because you are so teethless? Even though you try to look scary sometimes, you appear as defenseless to everyone. In some, it triggers their complexes and need to assert further dominance.

Step up your shit talk game, bro. People need to take you seriously.

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maybe i am just a pathetic piece of shit

it was my whole life like this.

i go to bed now okay

good night

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night bb
hello
>captcha is: woodcock

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How about no?

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Good night, pleasant dreams
Literally edgy

Goodnight, I how you don't get bullied in your dreams

*hope

Take a lickin' and keep on tickin'

a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do

Might have subway for lunch

Whatcha gonna get, baby?

I got a 6inch meatball

You don't do chicken bacon ranch, man?

That's not really my style, I'm not a big fan of bacon

>6inch meatball
I want one :3

Really? I thought you would go or a footlong

6 inches not enough for you, man?

Fuck no.

It's plenty for me, but I thought the other kiwi seemed like the footlong type

that might be a bit much for me to "stomach"

Why not, man? You a hungry fella?

Usually.

I'm such with plenty of "sauce" and some encouraging comments you'd be fine

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You must be feeding me a line, baby

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slow day

wow slow day today

I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.

God I wish that was me

Why would one feel sorry for he, she'sliving th dream
I also wish that was me

You guys make me sick.

That girl spilt a lot of yoghurt

She must still really want that yogurt, she's licking it off that ground

It does look like good yogurt though
I would happily lick it off the ground

I hope I will have something a bit healthier for dinner tonight like tacos.

What do you put on 'em, man, spill all of your secrets

Not really any secret. Lettuce, diced tomato & cucumber, grated cheese and sour cream.

No meat or fish?

What about the seasoned meat?

Yeah, mince.

Put some of that seasoning that comes with the taco shells.

Baby, you ought to get some Taco Bell seasoning, man, that stuff is boss

>threads like these make everyone think all homos/bis are extreme sluts

I'm not a slut, I swear

Parents are home now. Back to my bedroom I go...

How rude, there are no sluts here
Only cute boys

There's only 1 Taco Bell nearby & it's a 2 hr drive.

Of course you would, you'd lick it up from anywhere
no u
I know that feel

>you'd lick it up from anywhere
n-no

Wait... Australia has taco bell???

Nah baby, they sell the seasoning in most stores around here, you understand, and it's the best seasoning you can get for making taco meat, baby, HAVE MERCY... it's outta sight

SKKRT SKKRT

Pull up of them all like

Hows ya day been buddy?
Done anything exciting?

My days been alright, I slept in and haven't done much since

lazybones

The aussie wants you guys to know that he got banned for posting his bulge and that he's a huge boislut and is currently horny for cock.

His words not mine

yes I know
seems about right, It didn't take long to turn him into a huge homoslut

Your lazy Sunday is on a Monday I guess.
He's was just an innocent Karen fan..
Did /balt/ one time, now he's post his bulge on the internet.
I should've done something...

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waaat that's sad

i must have peer pressured him too much~ :(

You deleted your pic a short time after posting didn't you?
I suppose he didn't and got banned for it.

yeah I did, surprised they'd ban for that and not the other lewd stuff in here though

I don't think it was just the pic, it was him asking you to do lewd things to him

eh well you know how the hotpockets are

Heatin up some curry

was it not spicy enough?

Temperature wise
and no it's not spicy enough

morning lads

good morning qt

Goodmorning buddy.

Morning, did you sleep well?

Good morning bunny

>Desk complains that the cameras are slow
>can't find any problems with it
>bandwidth is fine
>come and check the computer
>3 of the same programs working simultaneously
>mfw

yes slept like a baby

thenks

last time. Dont call me bunny

and stop posting smug lolis

I'll call you whatever I like
lil bunny wabbit

no you dont

and? did you fix the problem?

Never underestimate how dumb people can e
Okay fine i'll stop calling you bunny, but what should I call you instead, pet, plaything, puppy?

I mean it's not that hard to use a computer on a basic level and check programs. I'm not talking about entering a line of code here. It's a machine like any other.

nice (you) you gave to the estonian two times

that was on purpose, I meant to show how dumb people can be sometimes

how should i take you serious now? abd you are the one who calls me "bunny" and tries to assert dominance with that

Just got back from WalMart, man. Got some pizza, cereal, and hot cocoa.

What a coinkydink.
I not long got back from the supermarket with pizza and cereal.
No hot cocoa though.

What kind of pizza did you get, baby?

I got a meat lovers chief, there actually wasn't much choice.
It either that or Hawaiian, and I ain't about that shit .

BABY BABY I can dig that, man, Hawaiian is just plain wrong, man

see, i shooed the other australian away

me: 1
everyone else: 0

n-no... I am to be taken serously... and you are my bunny.... right?

>meat lovers
very nice baby, have mercy