Be muhreen

>be muhreen
>hanging out in my bros room, drinkin beer and shit
>decide to test the waters with my friends
>bring up the migrant crisis and black lives matter
>blondie buddy raised by blacks nods
>"Well its the fuckin' jews behind it dude, look it up man they run the media"
>Texan buddy goes off on niggers
>Me and another Bean friend goes on rant about illegals and chicanos, wants to line up against the wall and shoot them
>blondie buddy shows me his book collection in his wall locker, Forgotten Soldier, Man in the High Tower, Hitlers Bunker and other books about the Nazis
>mfw I'll never see this kind of diversity in my life ever again when I get out

If only liberals and SJWs knew what real diversity is like

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And then you woke up and realized that you actually have no friends.

No bully pls

Sounds like a multicultural utopia.

>OPs "friends"

Its unity and friendship through hate, what more could you ask for?

kekked

jealous, although i was under the impression the marines were slightly more liberal due to this incident.

youtube.com/watch?v=JcessRX1T_8

Lol nah, he wasn't even a Marine yet.

We're pretty uncucked here still, we never see any PC bullshit around here.

>be at brief
>being sent to the armory after deployment
>Chief Warrant Officer in charge of the armory giving his spiel
>dude asks a question
>CWO just looks at him and says "Nigger-tory"
>next thing I know everyone there cracks up, even the wook is laughing
>good thing all the niggers are in supply or admin

Its no wonder congress is constantly trying to get rid of us

Isn't that from the I have no mouth and I must scream game?

>HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

Its from fallout brohini

>getting out
>not signing up for re-enlistment

Only faggots join the military.

I found out recently that when you take a drug test in the military that it is supervised - meaning some dude stands beside you and watches you take a leak.

That's so fucking gay lol.

Well how am I going to be a shitlord in college if I don't get out Auspal?

>infantry
>having a future

Its only gay if you make it fag

no but good game!

why? scared you'll pop a boner?

What unit you guys in? I was 3/8. did 16 months in Helmand.

oh, you actually have a plan for when you EAS

nevermind, carry on

Ahh, right.
It looked pretty similarto what I remembered of the end area of the game.

>he thinks it's embarrassing for him
>not the NCO who's getting piss on his shoes

former 2/14 Lhr

The guy who gets stuck on dick watching duty probably did something to deserve it. I know my company used it as tool of punishment for lackluster NCOs.

Didn't know there were so many of you hard charging fire pissers in here. I'll track your IP and have your chain of command write you page 11s for being Sup Forumsfags

Okay, homo.

But all serious 03 or gtfo

Shit man Oki I'm guessing? That sucks

Why does this happen everytime the corps gets mentioned here.

No love for trackers? :(

You're absolutely right OP and that's what I miss most from the Marines. If you haven't seen this before it sums up your point beautifully.

youtube.com/watch?v=2yI5DfFM3Tw

Because us EASfags actually miss it. :(

No, but I was there back in 10 to 12. Not too bad of a place, honestly.

that people talk about dicks?

>Mfw

Dammit dude, I wasn't expecting to get a motoboner tonight.

Those are far and in between for someone about to get out

All I can think is what if muhreens talked about their dicks like how wxmyn talk about their vaginas to each other.

>ywn have Lorraine Bracco scream into your ear with her raspy ass voice and new york accent to fuck her harder

Damn...

Former Marine here,

Muhrin criops is based. I miss the banter and abandonment of political correctness. Niggers only joined to be admin or supply, so you hardly see them.

Black people on the other hand were fine to have around

I'd pass every drug test, you fucking fag, I excel at it

We had one black guy in our platoon, literally only one of 4 in the entire company actually.

He knew better them to bring his nigger bullshit in a berthing or hooch full of whites and beans who won't jump ro his defense.

That was the most well behaved black guy Ive ever seen

We had a few but one was such a stereo type we called him "nigga (lastname)"

No PC bullshit there. Definitely based as fuck. Miss it

Since we seem to be mostly muhreens here I gotta say, I'm gonna miss it guys.

If I knew for a fact all my friends were staying in, I'd reenlist but we're all going to go our own ways.

I don't think I'll ever find this down to earth attitude or banter ever again outside of the internet.

It sucks when you gotta split up. Corpsman, so I know what you're talking about. Ever since Oki, I haven't had as good friends as I did then. Maybe it's because I don't live the barracks life anymore

yeah we had a black guy who was a good dude but kind of shuck and jivey.

We usually talked to him saying shit like "daaayyyuummm shiieeeettt" or "wooord!"

The first six months I was out I felt more depressed than I ever have in my life. I'm cool now cause I got a great job and have had intercourse with women who aren't std riddled because every marine at the barracks fucked her. Feels good man. But I'll always miss it

Lorraine Bracco is cool and all, but Dina Meyer is where it's at

I just realized how sad it is that we turned to a board full of neo nazis because we miss anti-PC culture so much.

>posts terminal lance
>doesnt post the good ones

oy vey, look at dis good goy, he tinks dat da black man is genetically distinct to the nigger

truly an enlightened intellect

tanks for yo service to judaism, goy

>implying we werent already nazis

HOOORAH!

senpai fi

How do I probe my co workers political standings, I don't want to come right out and say I'm a trump,anti nigger,jew hating,muslim hater,gun lover.


How can I stealthily probe them.

>post the image of a fuck who can get talked into killing himself

Oh yeah. Even the black grunts were basically nazis.

Looks comfy as fuck

Dude young Lorraine Bracco was a babe and she turned into a MILF when she got older.

Dubs of truth, I'll keep in touch with my friends but we're all pretty spread apart across the country, its gonna suck those first couple months.

/k/ is a bretty gud hang out spot outside of Sup Forums, I come here to catch news early and for the memes and those instances were Sup Forums might be on to something

Still one of my favorites.

...

Lorraine Bracco was GOAT in Sopranos, but i hardly noticed her at all in Goodfellas.

take tat for what you will.

plus Dizzy was the fantasy wook.

what are you doing straya? straya is supposed to post funny shit

mooost dishoneraaabuu

i cant be a clown every second of every day, nige.

we're all rootin for ya, cobber!

youtube.com/watch?v=qPOvePioFF0

I want to call bullshit, but CWOs give negative fucks.

And if someone called him out, he'd magically appear at a different unit under a new name.

hello r a t o