KEK worshipers

Wtf is wrong with you, kek is not real. He is a false idol! Stop worshipping this demon before it's too late!

>before it's too late!
We literally worship a god of chaos. Whatever shitstorm he's gonna bring, i welcome. This planet can go fuck itself.

fuck off, we're fed up with all the normie shit. We're praising a Chaos God and riding the waves where they take us.

Praise kek.

If Kek isn't real, then how did I get these dubs?

It's even worse. He's actually Pepe.

>Kek is not real
>before it's too late

Even you believe in Kek's power.

Kek brings peace, but only to those who truly believe and praise It. The rest will have horrible things happen to them.

faggot, this is how you praise kek.

Watch and learn faggot.

KEK GRANT ME DUBS

pathetic

Kek is the supreme one. He will bring a happening upon the country of those who doubt his glory.

Tumblr get the fuck out

If I lived in a shit country like yours, I would probably doubt the existence of a higher power too.

u will die tomorrow

Kek truly has forsaken this board

The power of kek will help us prevail

Kek works in a mysterious way. You don't simply abuse his power. If he wishes to grant you dubs, you shall receive them.

This world causes me nothing but pain, I would gladly destroy it in the name of an ancient Chaos God.

the words of a heathen means nothing to these dubs

A dubless thread.... NO MORE! WITNESS ME!

The power of Kek is only granted to those who seek it for the glory of mem magic and the everlasting peace of Kek.

Will it be France today kek?

there is only one god

Germany?

PRAISE KEK

Praise Kek, the true God.

A chaos god? Thats pathetic. Life itself reaches out from entropy and yearns for greater complexity. THAT is god.. the wild. Gaia.

WITNESSED, brother!

Not the u.s. again?

That's very selfish user. What about the happy people?

Children, all of you.

you don't get the power of numbers do you

the jews most powerful weapon is numbers and we fighting numbers for numbers, so fuck off.

So many unbelievers are out today.

I want them to suffer too
>brb I'll get you a bandaid for my edge

Kek is with me

If he is not real then why worry about the worship?

>he doesn't know how to get dhubs

Kek warned of false prophets like you.

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dickbutt

It's ironic, because kek is Korean. Sup Forums has such short memories.

The chronicles are being compiled as we speak.

Rolling for the world turning into Berserk post-eclipse

This is a low energy meme magic thread

You see, through each get kek channels his power of exposing the truth towards threads however there is a catch to doing it

You fucks don't go "proclaiming" your fuckin' dubs.

It is a natural phenomenon.

You're all being duped by a demon. All your energy is probably being channeled into the assasination of Donald Trump, which will enable martial law and give Obama a third term.

Fellow Christians, come to know THE LORD. Believe in Christ and REPENT.

For each letter K in the word KEK, the number will repeat itself.

In order to channel kek through your post it must meet the three pillars of god of chaos

There is no Kek. There is no god. We are doomed to live with the consequences of our own decisions. Repeating digits are a fallacy of the highest order. Giving credence to a calculated mathematical probability is a fallacy of the highest order. This post will be disregarded.

Nice try infidel, check my digits

First commandment of kek:
Ask and you will not receive

It's because I am here.

You are acting exactly like a normie.

kek will only bless the chosen ones.

kek that's not true

This
You don't demand repeating digits from Kek
He gives dubs to point out the truth

Check em

Anyone that does it with sincerity is a fedora faggot or LARPagan.

The rest of us just enjoy the memes.

ITT: Unworthy disciples think Kek grants requests. I wish you guys would be part of the next happening.

These pillars are as follows
1. Will
2. Desire
3. Shitposting
These three traits of your post however must always obtain a certain spirit: irony.
If your shitpost does not obtain these you will always get singles

Witnessed

I want to serve kek!

But alas, kek is a god of chaos. His domain is the entire internet so one must always have faith and be vigilant

There is only one god, and his name is hygiene. And what do we say to hygiene? "not today".

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ITT: we praise Kek our lord and saviour
Thanks for all the happening based god

I've never praised kek until now.
>show your greatness to me with trips

FOR 8 MONTHS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT KEK MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS BOARD CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS PERMABAN ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID BOARD AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC KEK CHAN'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST RETARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'HAHAHAHA LOOOK AT ME IM LE GOD KEK SO EPIC EPIC FOR THE WIN EPIC MAYMAY' Sup Forums IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID GREEN FROG AND THE OTHER SHIT MEMES, 8 MONTHS, 8 FUCKING MONTHS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A KEK THREAD, ON EVERY BOARD OF Sup Forums, U FUCKING AUTISTS, IVE NEVER SUCH SUCH HIGH LEVELS OF AUTISM, THIS BOARD IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER BOARDS COMBINED, KEK SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES YOUR WORTHLESS LITTLE BOARD, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT KEK, ISN'T THAT RIGHT FAGGOTS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF A FROG TO YOUR BOARD HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY FROG DICK. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS AND WANT KEK DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST UR STUPID KEK THREAD, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU WEAR FEDORAS AND TRENCHCOATS TOO. STUPID ASS FAGGOTS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD FEDORA NECKBEARDS ATTEMPT AT BEING FUNNY. YOUR "OC" IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY PAINT EDITS OF THE SAME PIC OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS FAGGOTS, GO CHEW ON YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW AND YOUR DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU FAGGOTS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID MEMES AND RE-POST YOUR PEPE FACES FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR

FUCK OFF FUCKING FAGGOTS!!

One may not ask kek for dubs, he simply uses them to affirm truths

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LORD KEK OF THE DESERT LAND

RECLAIM THESE DUBS!!!!!

kek will not just give you trips just because you asked for them

Woaahhh nigga did u expect me to read dat shite moftherfugga?

savin dat good shit for later

Blessed be him who smiles upon us TRUE believers.

PRAISE LORD KEK for those mighty dubs.

PRAISE KEK!

CORRUPT INTERLOPER, YE SHALL NE'ER SWAY THE PIOUS HEARTS OF THE FOLLOWERS OF KEK!

PRAISE KEK!
PRAISE HIM!

ALL HAIL!

PRAISE KEK NONBELIEVERS SHALL WITNESS HIM SOON

It was always too late. We live inside this machine and it is our destiny to live within it. The machine has an unending appetite. It devours us and everything else until there is nothing left. Then the machine dies, with us in it. KEK is mercy, KEK is death of the machine, KEK is rebirth. KEK is inevitable fate itself. KEK is freedom in death, escape from the machine and re-birth, resurrection, reincarnation. KEK bless!

ok

Reminder to report all Kek threads

tldr

Reminder that you will be burned by Kek soon

But why?

False prophet.
I am the true.

Kek has no prophet.

kek is real. meme magic is real.

Reminder that you have no power here.

You can never stop the happenings. It's too late.

PRAISE KEK!

YOU CANNOT STOP HAPPENINGS!

KEK IS WITH US!

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Where is your god now?

Kek be praised

We praise KeK here faggot

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It was always too late, user. All of this has happened before, all of this will happen again.

where are your gods now?

THIS MARTYR ONLY STRENGTHENS OUR RESOLVES AND REAFFIRMS OUR PIETY!

PRAISE KEK!

PRAISE KEK

After the Darkness comes the Light!
Praise Kek!