this triggers the Californian

> this triggers the Californian

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Who the hell is paying that much for that piece of shit? Why is California so expensive?

Corrupted rich politicians.

>962

MFW my 5,000 sqft house was 450k

And people keep asking why millenials aren't buying houses.

DELETE THIS

Why would you pay that much for San Mateo when there are places in Orange County for less?

Is it like money laundering?

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What the flying fuck

> Californians will pay 4 million for a cuckshed

Because the Chinese are buying off California.

it's market price, meaning that's what people are willing to pay to live there.

California has a lot of stuff and great weather.

Basic economics m8.

:)

Let them have it.

Go home lightweight

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OC is more expensive because it's whiter. SF is also much more pricey place to live than LA.

No that's just a stupid meme from this burgerbro

It's because of 3 reasons

Location
Location
Location

Palo Alto is near Silicon Valley so there is a lot of tech money there. A lot of the google/facebook people live in Palo Alto.

Chinese who will invest in literally anything

Jesus I thought a 3000 sq ft house was big... I grew up in a 1200 sf ranch house lol

Room for kids I guess

Just do what I did and move to redding, its fucking gorgeous in the spring

Yeah but I'm saying I live in Orange County and my house is bigger then that and costs less. Why not live in Orange County?

I agree. They can have all the niggers and spics too.

>pay 2 million for a shack in California
>3 spics break in
>can't defend my expensive shithouse because California

Who the fuck would move there?

This exactly. I used to live in Arcadia, which is now known as the Chinese Beverly Hills. Fucking Chinks.

San Mateo is noticeably cheaper, equivalent house would be 700k-1m. Still ridiculous, but Palo alto is a whole other beast.

>orange county
>whiter
you mean hispanic whites?

This place has great weather, beaches, and land mass.

The problem is that the liberals know that this place a fetish among most people and weaponize illegals (not just mexicans, a bunch of gook chinese anchor baby organizations have been caught) to keep their power via a democrat voting base.

Plus nobody is really developing land anymore except the 909 area where I used to live... which is filled with absolute trailer trash.

supply/demand

How do you say "buyers regret" in Chinese?

Down Syndrome Hipsters

>2015 prices
ahh yes the height of the bubble

now its crashing

The housing market is fucking weird in Cali. It's all wishy-washy and all over the place.

No, they're literally too fucking stupid.

Their economy will collapse in 50 years because of over devolpment

Finally.

not as beautiful as the bay area

I dont get why Sup Forums hates it so much, its literally perfect

I was on vacation there last year and in one day you can surf in the ocean, hike through redwood forests, climb mountains, and then visit downtown san francisco at night for world class nightlife

of course there are some tradeoffs like a ton of homeless niggers but you are just deluding yourself if you say you wouldnt love to live in the bay area

>tfw making $210k in Silicon Valley
>live in a literal poverty-tier dirty apartment
>neighboring apartments have mexican families with like 5+ people crammed into a 1 or 2 bedroom affording it through their combined low income housing credits
>$2000/mo for this "privilege"

Oh well, at least I'm saving $100k/yr for my retirement in another fucking state.

It's fucking retarded, I'm in Alabama and a small 2 bedroom house would probably run less than 100k

No it's actually whiter.

Meanwhile, in a state that ISN'T a fucking meme.

>private pool
>water view
>minutes from one of the best cities in the country
>in a white area
>nearly same price

You northies and California yuppies spend millions for cucksheds and section 8 housing. Meanwhile the true Floridian master race can buy upper middle class homes for the same price you faggots spend on nigger hovels.

I thought

San Francisco = China
Los Angeles = Mexico

>5 million for a shitshow brick house


You could literally buy an amazing mansion here with that amount of cash.

Id love to know how they think they'll fund a war against the world in the South China Sea?

Hmmm "used to"? As in you/your parents sold your property to Chinks just to make a quick buck?

Youre as every bit a part of the problem for fleeing your neighborhood.

> implying

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Why is California so overrated? It's a liberal shithole and deserves to be nuked along with jew York.

Based southernbro

>secession when?

Its Chinks being that shit, No Jew, White man, or other assorted whatevers are this stupid.

how the FUCK do you spend 100,000 per year on non housing related expenses?

rural cities this house would sell for 50-60k max. you could even have the 1st baptist church in walking distance.

holy shit. 2.1 million for less than 1000 sq foot of space?! ONE BATHROOM?!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

you can get a 2 bedroom 1 bathroom house for around 100k here if not way less. AHHHHHH CALIFORNIA KNOWS HOW TO PARTY

Literally no niggers.

PRAIZE KEK KEK

>Florida
>isn't a fucking meme
I mean I get what you're saying about property values, but really...

Gotta love being a Floridian. Best Beaches. Fuck Commiefornia.

I'm looking at houses in the Seattle area right now (I unfortunately live here) and holy fuck do I want to just ram a goddamn screwdriver through my eye sockets. The fucking liberals from all over the goddamn country are swarming in, overpopulating everything and jacking the prices for EVERYTHING up. And they're buying it all so fucking quickly, listings literally cant last a week now.

When's the market going to crash again?

You move there because of some tired "go west young man" meme, the sun fries your brain, you start listening to a lot of Red Hot Chili Peppers and believing the lyrics. It's a giant roach motel for humans.

China and everywhere they invest is so fucked when China's real estate bubble burst.

The entire Chinese economy is fucked 3 ways till Sunday. America may have a shit ton of debt but it's nothing compared to the cluster fuck that is the Chinese economy.

Once the won finnaly tries to normalize under the heavily suppressed value it has now. Everything will come tumbling down

CA has castle doctrine m8

More like
>buy shitty house for 4 million dollarydoos
>can't make monthly payment
>crippling debt
>can't even wash away the tears because drought
>can't kill self because ammo purchases need background checks and CA NICS is backed up from all the purchases
>drink myself to sleep every night to mariachi music being blasted at all hours by neighbors
>but I can get a good burrito
>burritos banned for cultural appropriation
>t-thanks xir

It was when I was 12 when we moved from Arcadia to up north near Tahoe. It's been more than 10 years since then, I don't think I could have done anything. It's besides the point that I live in Texas now by myself.

Soon. we'll send the snowbirds home and the more uppity negroes up there with'em

We're a proud people. You just can't understand unless you've experienced all that our great state has to offer.

this man has it right

>true Floridian master race
>Niggers fucking everywhere, just as bad if not worse than CA
>If it isn't niggers, it's borderline psychopaths
>Gators, crocs, and other wildlife that run wild in populous areas
>Humid as fuck weather that feels like you're standing inside a toilet

Silicon valley hipsters and trust fund SJWs flock there because it's trendy, then they blog about people with actual jobs being privileged.

> shitty mcmansion
> in fucking florida which is full of retarded rednecks and 80 year olds with alzheimers

no thanks friend, I would much rather live in a cultured and diverse city like san francisco with thousands of different things to do and experience each day

what the fuck is there even to do in florida? get eaten by alligators?

How the fuck do mexicans afford that shit? Cartel money?

Try harder next post.

>Australians think they can compete with the mighty moose morsel

Haha that's so true. I have at least 4 churches within 2 miles of my house. You live in bama?

>war in the south china sea

Their ships won't survive 24 hours against an American Navy attack

They will literally get stomped.

They're poorly trained, have inferior technology and are degenerates in general.

I forgot to mention:

>PUBLIX

>it's a Sup Forums doesn't understand property investment and everyone starts posting cheap,dusty McMansions tucked away in useless locations episode

I could buy a fucking mansion and pay a butler for years with the leftover cash for that much here.

i gotta get out of here

Eh, 100k annual savings is approximate. Still though, combined federal and state taxes are like $60k so that's a big part of it.

Why not move to the greatest State in the Union.
TEXAS

>We're a proud people. You just can't understand unless you've experienced all that our great state has to offer.
Retirees, Cubans, and faggots?

If you think that's a piece of shit you should see the shitboxes they sell here in Vancouver to Chinese shady investors

Have you ever been to orange county is cuckold?

Doesn't it trigger everyone? Fucking ridiculous.

>When's the market going to crash again?
its coming up on 10 years since the start of the gfc not long now

>a cultured and diverse city like san francisco

At least you tried.

Huge violent black populations all over the state, Latinos and Jews to the south, redneck white meth addicts filling in the rest. Can someone tell me what part of Florida the normal white people hide in?

orange county cuckold without the is :p

until the early 2000s it was a legitimately fun place to party and hang out despite the rot setting in.

youtube.com/watch?v=4aYM7SfP5d0

this is propaganda, here, BUT, an aspect of this used to be true.

I've lived on three continents and speak four languages. california is the only place on the PLANET where you can wake up in the morning, gather your buddies, take a trip to the beach, drive onto the SAND, unpack your cars, set a fire on the beach, and cook your food with huge groups of 50 people or more just partying all day and night

nowhere else on earth

california is a place of pure evil. but we lost something with it's passing. we lost a vision of the future that was brighter than ages past.

when techno-commercialists and chinese take over, tech wil triumph over savages, but it will be a bleak and had-working future.

hope died in teh early 2000s.

>he thinks the niggers are a problem when you can just stay away from Miami hispanics, North Tampa and JAX and barely, if ever, run into them.
>Hating the psychopaths that give the state it's charm. boo hoo someone nearby has a meth lab. oy vey my gated Jew York community back home never had disrespectful goy like this!
>Not being one with the swamp and bending the gators to your will as a true Hyperswampean super aryan
>Not learning to feed off of the humidity
Snowbird detected.

Of course, how could anyone forget Publix.
>Northies will NEVER enjoy the fruits of the publix deli

>Retirees, Cubans, and faggots?
All Miami, and the retirees are just Yankee jews that come here and ruin everything. All true floridians despise them

I lived in Florida for 4 years for work and got the fuck out ASAP. Houses are cheap because they're slammed together by spics and get blown apart by hurricanes every 5-10 years. Enjoy your niggers, spics, illiterate white trash, seenile snowbirds, mosquitoes, and muggy ass weather. You couldn't pay me to go back to that shithole.

There's a low income housing credit. I forget exactly what it's called, I think like Earned Income Credit or something. Like I said, there are 5-6 adult Mexicans crammed into a 1-2 bedroom apartment, so I imagine they all pool their handouts together with whatever minimum wage job they have to afford it.

that looks comfy as fuck

why not live in a cheap place, work from home, and take a vacation there? quit being a stupid fucking nigger that can't think for one second and looks to others for advice. you fucking moron

My sides are in orbit

Well I dont really want to wait 10 years.

Is there any place anywhere in the US where there is a decent supply of work in the trade industry and the housing market doesnt suck ass?

weathers great too. Supposed to be 105F tomorrow

this house would have been 10x cheaper 15 years ago

Why didn't you slanteyes invade California in 1941 when you had the chance?

Yeah nah, it's inflated. That's not in SF.

There's a nasty bubble going on right now. Not a good time to buy central Bay Area real estate imho. Palo Alto is also inflated because people are stupid and think it's chic. A lot of the south bay is pretty much a dump with a high price tag. You're better off paying a million for a similarly sized house in Albany or El Cerrito or West Berkeley and doing BART, ferries, ridesharing and/or CalTrain if you work down there. Or rent, or buy in the sticks outside of town. Due to tech/dot-com shit, the entire south bay and lower Peninsula have suffered additional inflation for quite some time.

ask us again after Trump becomes president

I also visited the bay area while on vacation last year myself.
Great place to go visit but living there honestly doesn't seem that attractive after giving it some thought

there is actually worse this side of the leafpile.

Orlando-Tampa reigon was pretty normie when I lived there. Problem is almost everyone there is poor as shit