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tucking to the left edition

UFC 222 FightPass prelims start in 2 bongs

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he looks like vega

So this is the power off mma? Lmao pathetic

dude has confidence not wearing underware
wtf ?! vega was a manlet skinny faggot that jumped all around
ok he does look like vega

vega is the tallest in the game

wew i remember him as a manlet
kinda a shocker but it has been good 15+years when i played that game tbqh

Is this the thread? I honestly can't tell.

get comfy

spanish master race

Queef commercial

this fucking sucks

Zigano is going to slayyyyy

Cat looks completely out of it already

i came

Cat Ngannou

GAME THREAD 5

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Did Zingano have fake tits before? She looks old as shit and terrible.

Fuck Cats tits are close to falling out of her top, and her shorts are all up in that ass. my dick

Everybody is duking it out, and this nigga brings some faggot ass claws to the fight.

NEW Edmond Tarverdyan Thread

wrong

Sagat is tallest

fuck off

abandon thread faggits

>flirting with Brian Redban
>publicly

Surely that's the definition of Rock Bottom?

Cat's opponent kinda looks like Zendaya

no u

You forget about the guys shooting plasma from their hands or what?

I want to kiss Cat's inner thighs and ask her where she gets her inspiration from.

requesting that "why" picture

dont do zendaya like that bro

>surrounded by superfit mma fighters
>flirts with an overgrown soyboy

Must not be getting any attention at camps

Is this some sort of bra or is it all tiddy?

Muscle over implant

>its a post PPV depression episode

I hate seeing all my old boys slowly be put down. I hate having to pick a new set of boys with the new generation of fighters.

>224 still doesn't have a headliner
>Cyborg obviously took zero damage from being hugged for 120 seconds

224's headline could still be Nunes/Cyborg - right?

I don't want to see Nunes/Pennington headline a fucking PPV.
We only get one a month.

Did that wmma fight even end yet? i just closed after the ortega win

That was fucking disgusting. Garcia vs Grandma in Rizin tier. Cyborg shouldn't fight women.

Frankie lost :(

Cyborg has that Rich Piana steroid face.

I-Is he done?

finish the old thread first, fucknuts

>the Chris
>Frankie
My boys have been deleted. Good bye.

He got unironically shadowrealmed his chin might be delet

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>Tfw we will likely never see Cyborg vs a formidable opponent

jesus christ. Cyborg standing next to Rogan should make Dana realize he needs to dump this shemale. She looks like she'd make rogan's manlet ass her bitch for talking that shit.

she's had plenty of formidable opponents. But it's like Cain fighting a gorilla.

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O'malley haters. Apologize

It's like watching a mutant eat kittens.

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APOLOGIZE TO TCITY RIGHT NOW

UFC should be ashamed to promote that fight as the maincard and charge money for it.

It's sad that we have to even resort to a champion vs. champion fight because there is no one in those divisions.

Someone give me a picture to use for the two winners of the picks.

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cyborg is so fucking based
you could tell yana has never been hit like that in her life.
from the first punch that landed she was way out of her depth.
she didn't take too much damage though, and she pocketed $100k so it's not all bad for her.
nunes v cyborg is genuinely interesting

soukhamtath needs to be cut for being the stupidest fighter i've ever seen. i'm actually still pissed off at that fight.

o'malley might not be a meme

dern is a meme

vieira is pretty good

brian ortega is the undisputed GOAT

Lo siento T-City. I'm a believer now.

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hi

I'm sorry t-city I doubted you

That was such a fucking embarrassing main event, UFC should be ashamed

LMAO, literally no chance in hell

>soukhamtath needs to be cut for being the stupidest fighter i've ever seen. i'm actually still pissed off at that fight.
he was obviously paid off, no one's that stupid

Fwonkie didn't get submitted but he got heem'd trying to boxercise to a decision

ENHANCE

Cyborg is only 32. The UFC is going to keep feeding her bantamweights. She's going to set every title defence record. We're going to be watching her headline cards for the next 8 years. Fuck

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That main event was a fucking joke. Lmao @ anyone who bought a PPV

t.203'er

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>cyborg is so fucking based
Yeah, a genetic freak is so fucking based against regular females

OMG SO BASED LOLOL XDDD!!

First we take care of pepperoni nipples, then wanderlei

>survive against Maynard twice after the two worst 1st rounds ever
>survive Bendo upkick from Hell
>survive Also x2
>get deleted by 420 yo

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darren elkins would beat ortega

>o'malley might not be a meme
He was getting wrestled by a striker and he pulled an Anderson Silva when he's still a young kid

>no one's that stupid

welcome to mma, newfriend

>tfw post-card depression sets in
post songs that capture this feel

youtube.com/watch?v=E935Od_J4fw

look at the size difference of edgar then and now

Too dark to see the titty. We need a video nerd to enhance

>Not being /cyborg/
Kill yourselves, bunch of faggots who root for the ones they want to fuck like some thirsty permavirgins
Every time she knocks out one of these broads you have crushes on I fucking cum. That ass beating she gave Gina Carano and all the threads about it were beautiful
Fucking faggots who licked Rousey's ass, Cyborg would have beat the shit out of Rousey
Stay mad faggots

Now let's wait for the real card.

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Stephens is a real problem for Max and Ortega desu

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i sincerely hope so

it was a desperation move to save the PPV after max got injured
to be honest ortega v edgar was the true main event anyway

yes, most of the great MMA fighters are "genetic freaks", that doesn't make them less based. piss off u r gay

Leave Cyborg to me.

mcgregor is also a genetic freak and no one seems to care

Holloway is one of my top 5 boys so the fact that he's fighting a known roider and finisher means I'll literally be a mess on fight night.

I can't handle him losing to THAT guy.

>rose was lucky
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAA

>vieira is pretty good
You could tell she was legit when she had no makeup on in her tale of the tape photo. She just needs to work on her cardio so she does not gas.

i think stephens is a problem for ortega but not max.

Who did cyborg call out at the end of the fight? I missed it

imagine having this take uniroincally

Still pissed about Zingano's titty staying inside her top.

Ortega was great
O'Malley winning with an incapacitating injury was even greater
Dern's standup was hilarious
Lombard had a nice finish
Dodson won a split via pitter patter and dancing
Dariush got killed
Caraway got robbed (just like his ex was stolen from him)
Cyborg punched a Bantamweight very hard
Arlovski and Struve eye poked each other

All in all a good card!

We have our winners. Final stats coming shortly.
74/87 (85.1%) picked Cyborg.

When does Serbia get to have a super star fighter?

>inb4 injury ruins it

that's a really good song