uhh uh uhhh *slurp* please work uhh
Uhh uh uhhh *slurp* please work uhh
Justin Taylor
Asher Adams
This was a good episode imo.
Logan Scott
*slurp* yes *sluuuurp* GOD *balls into mouth* DOESNT *cums* DOESN'T EXISTS
Nathaniel Ross
sometimes i wish that doc and mharti got a full series instead of rick and morty
Lincoln Hall
he's right, you know that?
Andrew Rodriguez
Prove that god doesn't exist, sweetie. I'll wait.
Jonathan Adams
Connor Ortiz
wow no wonder reddit loves it
Angel Price
this was the only funny rick and morty episode desu
Jonathan Hill
Jesus fucking Christ, that first one is just a skit made to trigger Sup Forums.
Nobody made that of their own volition.
Parker Gomez
>muh Sup Forums AMIRITE fellow reddibros?
Fucking kill yourself
Christian Jenkins
+1
Camden Sanchez
First video is the same woman who sung a song about how I'm a "goy" in her show so fuck her Jew fuck shit
Angel James
I found a bunch of ancient gold plates at a hill near my home in Manchester, New York that say God doesn't exit.
What now, faggot?
Robert Bailey
>kids can consent to changing their gender forever at 3 or 4
I'm not even going to ask the obvious question here.
Cameron Morales
Elaborate.
Isaiah Rodriguez
I found ancient gold plates that were written in Reformed Egyptian language. I translated them by using a seer stone, which I placed in the bottom of a hat and then placed the hat over my face to view the words written within the stone.
The words clearly said "God does not exist"
Blake Turner
God wrote it
Cameron Edwards
who?
Thomas Reyes
was that ""hat"" by chance a.............pffft.............FEDORA XDDD
Mason Phillips
LMAO. SHOULD I WATCH RICK AND MORTY NOW?
John Torres
God is a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does he do? I swear for his own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow! Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughing His sick fucking ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!