Put that *BURRRP* bible in the trash where it belongs

>Put that *BURRRP* bible in the trash where it belongs.

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YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!!
GODS NOT DEAD HES SURELY ALIVE
ROARING LIKE A LIONKLJHDNVBKLFJ BSKV DJKSJN FCVK>JMADN :KVadj .

SHIT ON THE FLOOR

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I actually do this everyday because it's healthier to squat

I really like how cool and personable this pastor looks with his fancy haircut and his 2 day beard. He's doesn't look stiff at all, and he seems like a guy who I can talk about to about my favorite bands and even girl problems. I always thought believing in Jesus was for old people who are square, but he really proved me wrong.

good lad
take the breadpill

*BURRRRP* wrong

delet this

I'm so glad Christianity has made me so much more mild tempered and peaceful than when I was a STUPID FEDORA WEARING POOPyPANTS DUMDUM ATHEIST LOL

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so.... rump tonald dump dagjadjoggaffffffffbraaaappppppfgjndaga

Checkmate CIAtheists

So Jesus who is full of everlasting love will only love me if I love him back?

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>FACE IT WHITE """""""""""""MAN"""""""""""""

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>CIA
>Bane
>Plane
Notice the prevalence of the hard "A" sound in the three major aspects of TDKR opening scene. A, the first letter in the alphabet, the alpha in "alpha and omega." Alpha and omega, the beginning and the end, what the God of Christianity refers to himself as. Emphasis on the "beginning", as this scene opens the film. God also refers to himself in 3 distinct parts: the father, son, and holy spirit.

Bane, CIA, and the plane represent the holy trinity. Bane, the mastermind behind the plane heist, tests CIA's abilities. In a similar manner to the way God tested his son, Jesus. Bane has already rendered CIA's fate predetermined, he must suffer and die in the plane crash to bring about future events. The plane itself acts as an impersonal vessel for the event, it exists as temple for Bane and CIA to interact. When Bane asks why CIA would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane, he's asking why CIA doesn't have faith in the plane's abilities, as if being thrown out of the plane wouldn't guarantee the man's death. It's God asking Jesus why he would lose faith in The Holy Spirit, why he would doubt its abilities.

God has often been referred to as "The Big Guy Upstairs." When CIA calls Bane a "big guy", he represents Jesus questioning his father's motives, asking why he must suffer if his father is big and strong enough to save him from his suffering. When Bane replies "For you", he is saying two things at once. First: that he is being a big guy for him, it's God saying that it hurts him to watch his son suffer, but it's something that must be done, it's tough love. Second: that Bane and CIA are one in the same, that the bigness of Bane's guy includes both CIA and the Holy Plane. That they are 3 different faces of the same being and one cannot exist without the other two. The final word, "Crashing this plane with no survivors" indicates the end times, when God in all his facets bring about the apocalypse and all the unworthy are purged.

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xD

ZOG! The Musical!

In this moment I am euphoric. Not because of any phony God's blessing, but because I am enlightened by my own intelligence.

Amen & prayers.