MATCH OF THE DAY (/motd/) THREAD

Starts at 10:30pm on BBC One.

Running order: Swa/WHU, Liv/New, Tot/Hud, Wat/WBA, Bur/Eve, Lei/Bou, Sou/Sto.

Where the fuck is everyone?

I know it was a shit day but Christ.

Swansea first like they should be every week they win

They ain't real fans so they can bog off. Also it can be hard for foreigners to watch based MOTD

Just woke up from an elongated nap. Nobody tell me the scores.

DA DA DAA DAA DAAA DAAA DAAAA DAAAA DAAAAAAA

The first game is a cracker

>finished my poo early for Swansea

bummed

Swansea are a great team

I hope West Ham lost.

more of a toot than a daa

Adrian isn't as good as Hart

Proper English football that

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Chicarito is a fraud

ANTONIO FOR ENGLAND

Swansea are a good side. No real stars in the team, but you can't say that any one player in this starting eleven is bad either. Weird.

never a penalty

>moyes

That was a clear penalty

>still at the stadium
the portuguese are a hardy breed

i'm just jesting

>still at the stadium
Must be some party going on there after that win.

>still at the stadium meme
The only reason I still come to MOTD threads desu

Watch your mouth

poor Swansea are going to be shattered when he leaves to manage Arsenal

to be honest it's the only reason i'm here, clicked as soon as the interview starts.
its a sad life

u fink ur hard but u aint mate trus me

Apparently Ian Wright is gay

If I convert to Islam will i become an ELITE striker too?

>teenage pajeeta mascot

>taller than some of the players
kek

Ayew brothers linking up well. Hope they play like that next week

Wait. Is saying la instead of lad an actual thing up north?

>Yannick Carrasco plays in China now
lmao

It's closer to m8 than lad, la is a common scouse term for "person I am talking to"

He's still quite young too isn't he? What a shame.

Why didn't the poocastle keeper catch that?

He's not very good

>Yannick Carrasco, Jose Fonte and Nicolas Gaitan lose 8-0 in first Chinese Super League match

HAHAHAHAHA

>Karius = GOAT

das it mane

most blatant foul ever kek

Cunt didn't even try to hide it, he just shoved Salah in the back

Holy shit, Johnathan Pearce sounds so bored at Anfield

Quick reminder that VVD was smashing the fuck out of this bird whilst at Celtic
>tfw the "he cuts through the defence like he does my daughters tight white pussy" meme is real

>I'm in an alright moment at the moment

based Ox

...

sounds like he has a cold.

That is a blatant red card. Fraud of a centre half too that isn't even worthy to wash Mawson's boots

>Liverpool grinding out a 2-0 win against bus parkers is the second best game of the day

Dire

>Ox and Hendo might well be starting for England
REST OF THE WORLD STATUS: SHOOK

Hendo's the fucking England captain

Really let that sink in...

He should be grateful >we paid over the odds for him

Lol imagine that. Henderson looked shit today compared to the rest of team since he is fat and slow compared to the rest of them

These punduts are shit. Literally just describing what's happening. What kind of insight is that

Biased too since Can was by far the best midfielder there today

>tfw kloppo saves your career

Is Kane finished?

Emre pls, you should be training instead of shitposting

>tight pussy
>on that whore

Ox was better tbqh

If man united lose tomorrow. I’m going to fucking commit seppuku

why are koreans so likeable, lads

David Wagner wants to be bummed by Klopp so badly

Kane is losing his touch. He's finished

Rashford is better than Son, so England will do well with Kane Alli and Rashford as a front 3

What a based man, hope he does well

It's amazing he plays so well without being able to see so well

>no eriksen to carry them all

who dat slag?

Please stop fellating Kane

Kongolo is a proper centre half

just in time for the wc

Goergie Lyall

Do it anyway, faggot. Not like you have anything to live for

>if that was on target, it's 3-0

no shit sherlock

Kane can pass just as well as Eriksen honestly
He can play in midfield to ping Beckham like passes to Vardy instead

He's not been the same since being on the Brits and getting ridiculed. One good cross does not gloss over how bad he's been lately

thanks la

>tfw Huddersfield
Pray for us lads. We might be shit but better us in the prem over West Brom or Stoke right?

I'd honestly rather just get Becks back. He still looks fit as fuck (no homo)

Ki and Son will drag South Korea through their world cup group

>da fing about dat guy is, ee looks like ee makes a diffrance, ya know?

Ox is better than the rest of the England shitters in the middle. Says more about the rest of England than him though

What a based man, hope he does well

Fonte and Gaitan too. Honestly pisses me off that they're mercenaries to that degree.

Wilshere is good too and always for England as well

nah, sweden and mehico are stronger
glad son finally got his shit together tho, he used to be so inconsistent

>tfw all Becks's sons are soyboys and won't go on to become England greats
I blame Posh Spice desu

virgin and/or seventh form student detected

Lineker pronouncing Spanish names with that stupid lisping fucking faux Spanish 100% genuine bullshit accent every fucking time

>doubting based Ki
he'll run the midfield in the world cup I promise you

shabby alon-tho

never forget

What happened to that Man City youth player who killed two people while speeding?

Ox isn't as good as alli m8

Who, Balotelli?

Deeney can't run, how is he in so much space lol

koreas best centre back plays in the chinese super league afaik

Can't even imagine being as ugly as Troy Deeney

he's fluent in spanish tho