Edition: Pardes Seleh
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Need Ariana Grande to work side to side on me
currently eating a raw onion to largen me cock
wish i was born american so i could travel north and cuck a leaf with my thick yank cock
I just consumed my raw garlic and raw ginger ration
gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang
stop using his threads
kpop
Dad just told me off for eating raw garlic and stinking the kitchen up.
we're all in here
just told on you lad
Love the sound of a woman eating muesli
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how has nofap november been for you lads
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sue
need a nadia gf
anime
get a life you sad virgin
this makes as much sense as no sex november an i dont see normies doing that
this man appears and walks towards you
wat do?
>how has nofap november been for you lads
>wanking is the same as having sex
ocd gf is doing an ocd
sara's got sky
what a fucking hypocrite
>hmmmm yes i make 120k/year but i refuse to buy a reasonably sized TV because i'm not a low class neanderthal plebeian peasant serf
take a photo
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posted a fedora in reply to her
Communism would mean an iphone for everyone.
those things are a lot more necessary than sky tv
don't actually like /brit/ just have nowhere else to go
face looks absolutely model-tier in generous lighting and 100% runtus maximus-tier in normal lighting
anyone else know this? could take some great selfies and convince people online that i'm actually >4 or 5/10
ahhh shaddaaap ya facken australian
*flings a mug at you*
faaack aaaf
polish gfs crowded round my bed and woke me up with this
>£23,556 is the average household salary in bongland
never realized how poor you all are
Only like in picrelated.
post pic but you're probably ugly as good boneshold up under all conditions
got a dog sucking me off rn
*tries real communism*
phoneposting scum
(((YouTube))) allows videos defending paedophilia but takes down those discussing the science behind Race/IQ differences
gf told me that the breakfast I made for her was good
we voted to leave the EU so actually that figure is wrong since 30% of our wages went directly to propping up eastern euro economies, we're loaded nowadays
dangerous amounts of hatposters about this evening, better watch what I say aha
he served oats in warm water
i told him it was good
she was just saying that she didn't mean it
>dangerous amounts of hatposters about this evening, better watch what I say aha
need to stick my willy in aisling bea
> science behind Race/IQ differences
but even 30% more doesn't compare to the US
Marriage is a union of a man and a woman under God, end of.
>the science behind Race/IQ differences
lot of estrogen in /brit/ tonight
Hispanic immigrants are bringing an extreme amount of violence into this country. They need to go.
You can call it lack of confidence but to carry on living dont make no sense
HATTIE, why yes that's the name of my sloanie girlfriend
i FUCKING love science
really like /brit/ for the most part
not gonna post pic but i wont deny the possibility that im just over-estimating myself. that said i really feel like with good lighting i have very defined cheekbones and a better than average jaw but in the mirror i just look like a noncey mong
Don't like oats
You should dumb him for a man who gives you toast sandwiches
THE irish DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO STEAL,, DRINK,,, AND SNIFF WHISKEY
``THE irish ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!..the irish DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT
-HOW DO YOU SAY irish IN ``LATIN ???
*`MICKLOPITECUS``
HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN irish IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE PALE, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR SUBHUMAN COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED ``GUINESS``
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE FLAT NOSES LIKE PIGS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE GINGER NEGROIDS AND HAVE NO SOUL
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED HORSES
Hispanics aren't a race
Say I hate you cos I knew that you would never love me too
why don't you try being more confident then
came out to mum as a virgin
she didn't take it well
>Don't like oats
Mestizos specifically
tell us what happened
came out to to mum as a pickle
luckily she's a fellow lover of science
RICK!!
she didn't take it well
Wish I had a giantess gf
Mestizos aren't a race
struggling to handle all this privilege
fighting off job offers 2bh
don't see how anyone can be offended by anything
how dare you
*offends you*
they aren't even human
very weird as people are "flipped" in photos to how they see themselves in mirror and that's why people complain about phtographing badly
There is possibility you're good looking but is highly unlikely from the sounds of it
might tell a yank how thick he is
for the Gaelic race to survive and prosper the fiendish parasites known as Anglos must be destroyed
im not thick
I'll show you something thick
*takes a massive shit right in front of you*
*screams in pain as the massive loaf leaves my body and enters your dining room floor*
the virgin mary didn't stay a virgin after she birthed christ. the bible says it directly that joseph had her only after she gave birth. idk why they call her virgin mary, should call her the mother mary
my secondary school must have been in the top 1% of the whitest schools in the country
feels good being a northerner
reckon 60% coke for £25 a g is a good deal?
oh yeah i look much worse flipped, this is going off using phone camera as a mirror
also forgot how much angle changes things too, with this in mind i also think its highly unlikely im attractive but can take great fluke selfies
does anyone know why we must combat the stigma around mental health?
perhaps because she was a virgin when she had christ you thick fucking yank cunt?
Hahahaha
there isn't a stigma around mental health
got any gear mate
virgin mary because all people are born with original sin passed down from their parents
mary had immaculate conception, i.e. conception without sex. BUT mary was also immaculately conceived as that way Jesus was carried by a woman without original sin
what's most street gear? 20-30% if you're lucky for £90 a g?
want some mind altering drugs to take my mind off things right now tbqh
going to have to make do with alcohol though sadly
rude.
This statement is a lie.
yes
business idea: inject another man's cum into my urethra so i do bigger cums to impress ladies
how do you know the %