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Edition: Pardes Seleh

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Need Ariana Grande to work side to side on me

currently eating a raw onion to largen me cock

wish i was born american so i could travel north and cuck a leaf with my thick yank cock

I just consumed my raw garlic and raw ginger ration

gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang gucci gang

stop using his threads

kpop

Dad just told me off for eating raw garlic and stinking the kitchen up.

we're all in here

just told on you lad

Love the sound of a woman eating muesli
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how has nofap november been for you lads

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sue

need a nadia gf

anime

get a life you sad virgin

this makes as much sense as no sex november an i dont see normies doing that

this man appears and walks towards you
wat do?

>how has nofap november been for you lads

>wanking is the same as having sex

ocd gf is doing an ocd

sara's got sky

what a fucking hypocrite

>hmmmm yes i make 120k/year but i refuse to buy a reasonably sized TV because i'm not a low class neanderthal plebeian peasant serf

take a photo

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posted a fedora in reply to her

Communism would mean an iphone for everyone.

those things are a lot more necessary than sky tv

don't actually like /brit/ just have nowhere else to go

face looks absolutely model-tier in generous lighting and 100% runtus maximus-tier in normal lighting
anyone else know this? could take some great selfies and convince people online that i'm actually >4 or 5/10

ahhh shaddaaap ya facken australian
*flings a mug at you*
faaack aaaf

polish gfs crowded round my bed and woke me up with this

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>£23,556 is the average household salary in bongland
never realized how poor you all are

Only like in picrelated.

post pic but you're probably ugly as good boneshold up under all conditions

got a dog sucking me off rn

*tries real communism*

phoneposting scum

(((YouTube))) allows videos defending paedophilia but takes down those discussing the science behind Race/IQ differences

gf told me that the breakfast I made for her was good

we voted to leave the EU so actually that figure is wrong since 30% of our wages went directly to propping up eastern euro economies, we're loaded nowadays

dangerous amounts of hatposters about this evening, better watch what I say aha

he served oats in warm water
i told him it was good

she was just saying that she didn't mean it

>dangerous amounts of hatposters about this evening, better watch what I say aha

need to stick my willy in aisling bea

> science behind Race/IQ differences

but even 30% more doesn't compare to the US

Marriage is a union of a man and a woman under God, end of.

>the science behind Race/IQ differences

lot of estrogen in /brit/ tonight

Hispanic immigrants are bringing an extreme amount of violence into this country. They need to go.

You can call it lack of confidence but to carry on living dont make no sense

HATTIE, why yes that's the name of my sloanie girlfriend

i FUCKING love science

really like /brit/ for the most part

not gonna post pic but i wont deny the possibility that im just over-estimating myself. that said i really feel like with good lighting i have very defined cheekbones and a better than average jaw but in the mirror i just look like a noncey mong

Don't like oats
You should dumb him for a man who gives you toast sandwiches

THE irish DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO STEAL,, DRINK,,, AND SNIFF WHISKEY
``THE irish ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!..the irish DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT

-HOW DO YOU SAY irish IN ``LATIN ???

*`MICKLOPITECUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN irish IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE PALE, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR SUBHUMAN COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED ``GUINESS``
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE FLAT NOSES LIKE PIGS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE GINGER NEGROIDS AND HAVE NO SOUL
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED HORSES

Hispanics aren't a race

Say I hate you cos I knew that you would never love me too

why don't you try being more confident then

came out to mum as a virgin

she didn't take it well

>Don't like oats

Mestizos specifically

tell us what happened

came out to to mum as a pickle

luckily she's a fellow lover of science

RICK!!

she didn't take it well

Wish I had a giantess gf

Mestizos aren't a race

struggling to handle all this privilege

fighting off job offers 2bh

don't see how anyone can be offended by anything

how dare you

*offends you*

they aren't even human

very weird as people are "flipped" in photos to how they see themselves in mirror and that's why people complain about phtographing badly

There is possibility you're good looking but is highly unlikely from the sounds of it

might tell a yank how thick he is

for the Gaelic race to survive and prosper the fiendish parasites known as Anglos must be destroyed

im not thick

I'll show you something thick
*takes a massive shit right in front of you*
*screams in pain as the massive loaf leaves my body and enters your dining room floor*

the virgin mary didn't stay a virgin after she birthed christ. the bible says it directly that joseph had her only after she gave birth. idk why they call her virgin mary, should call her the mother mary

my secondary school must have been in the top 1% of the whitest schools in the country
feels good being a northerner

reckon 60% coke for £25 a g is a good deal?

oh yeah i look much worse flipped, this is going off using phone camera as a mirror
also forgot how much angle changes things too, with this in mind i also think its highly unlikely im attractive but can take great fluke selfies

does anyone know why we must combat the stigma around mental health?

perhaps because she was a virgin when she had christ you thick fucking yank cunt?

Hahahaha

there isn't a stigma around mental health

got any gear mate

virgin mary because all people are born with original sin passed down from their parents
mary had immaculate conception, i.e. conception without sex. BUT mary was also immaculately conceived as that way Jesus was carried by a woman without original sin

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what's most street gear? 20-30% if you're lucky for £90 a g?

want some mind altering drugs to take my mind off things right now tbqh

going to have to make do with alcohol though sadly

rude.

This statement is a lie.

yes

business idea: inject another man's cum into my urethra so i do bigger cums to impress ladies

how do you know the %