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It was a lot of fun. it's pretty much exactly what you'd expect it to be. I've seen a lot of people say it's pointless because it doesn't add to the universe or something but seriously who cares about that.

t. shill

>JUST TURN OFF UR BRAIN BRO XD

How does it feel to know your gay little world is slowly crashing down

t. DCfag

Stop watching capeshit

>THE MARVEL CINEMATIC IS DEEP AND INTERCONNECTED

>who cares about a movie actually having a purpose
>just enjoy the cash grab bro, it's just a movie

LMAO

What did you do Gunn?

WHAT DID YOU DO

Where does it stack up in comparison to the other MCU films?

Are there real product placements in the film?

P-POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

There's a glaring Dairy Queen one but that's the only one I can think of off the top of my head.

Like so much of modern media, entertaining yet ultimately disposable.

Are people finally waking up to the (((marvel))) meme?

and then those same people will say they hated Age of Ultron because of things like the Thor pool scene.

People don't know what the fuck they want.

Like, you can hate DC stuff all you want, but don't kid yourself that there are people in the press that shill for DC.

Just means DC movies have no chance now.

Marvel bloat makes billions.
Disney is probably already celebrating for another extremely profitable capeshit.

Zune, Sony

Sounds like you're the one fooling yourself, kid.

I loved it. I literally cannot say that about any DC movie. DC bros have entered into self parody.

>Believing what someone named (((Edelstein))) says

>it's pointless because it doesn't add to the universe or something but seriously who cares about that

YOU should. YOU should you fucking drone.

>10/10
>9/10
1. 2008 Iron Man
>8/10
2. 2012 The Avengers
3. 2016 Doctor Strange
>7/10
4. 2014 Guardians of the Galaxy
5. 2014 Captain America: The Winter Soldier
6. 2008 The Incredible Hulk
7. 2011 Thor
8. 2015 Avengers: Age of Ultron
>6/10
9. 2016 Captain America: Civil War
10. 2015 Ant-Man
11. 2013 Iron Man 3
>5/10
12. 2011 Captain America: The First Avenger
13. 2017 Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
>4/10
>3/10
14. 2010 Iron Man 2
>2/10
15. 2013 Thor: The Dark World
>1/10
>0/10

DCuck tears are delicious.

Show me one review where the author in OP's pic shilled for a DC movie. I'll wait.

>This is the film equivalent of when your uncle walks into the room with a Sonic Youth t-shirt on, and then under bemused interrogation, he admits to having no idea they were even a band - he just likes the design

GotG pretty much destroyed the 'lore' of the MCU anyway, in a massive galaxy with hundreds of different civilised planets and species why does everything happen on earth?

just because it's a stand alone movie and doesn't have a shoehorned scene to connect it to the other marvel movies doesn't mean everyone should be upset.

It's ironic you're calling him a drone when you're the one wanting some stupid connection to the MCU.

How about all of them, including your retarded DC posting?

I....what?

the same reason why its the exact same way in the comics.

"because."

>why does everything happen on earth?
only an autistic retard would ask this. Everything doesn't just happen on earth. Most of the stories told happen to humans living on earth.

This would be considered a fresh review on rotten tomatoes. That fuck site needs to be shut down

>can't prove me wrong

>It's ironic you're calling him a drone when you're the one wanting some stupid connection to the MCU.
>it's drone-like to want more, rather than just clap along to anything with a MARVEL stamp on it
Different user but do you guys actually listen to yourselves?

>Even the things people liked about the first movie get exaggerated until it's not cute anymore. Since everyone loved the blacklight joke, there are now constant sex jokes. Everyone loved Baby Groot in one scene, so now he's in the whole movie.

Wrong.
rottentomatoes.com/critic/david-edelstein/movies

You haven't proven me wrong, shill.

the marvel cinematic universe was a mistake

>wanting more
my understanding is that the movie is trying to be its own thing, to not be forced into being a glorified trailer for Avengers 3: Infinity wars part 1 of 2, coming soon. It sounds like that faggot user would have been happier if there was a random scene of iron man taking a dump in his suit.

It is very drone like to cry about a marvel movie not having a connection to the marvel universe.

>At its worst, it comes across like a vulgar birthday party hosted by an indulgent billionaire for a hard-to-please stepchild

>Everyone loved Baby Groot in one scene, so now he's in the whole movie.
Well, yes? That's the character now.

yes

but they're talking about advertising the next marvel movie

see Still waiting.

>It is very drone like to cry about a marvel movie not having a connection to the marvel universe.
I really don't think I'd use the word "drone" there. Autist maybe.
But a "drone" gobbles it up and asks for more, no matter what. A drone is mindless and obedient. A drone doesn't complain that their Marvel product wasn't good enough, they say thankyou and politely open their mouth for more.

It isn't drone-like for a Marvelfag to bitch that their Marvel movie was shit. I'd argue that's quite the opposite of drone-like.

It's not even an extended universe anymore, just an extended cast. They've added space and wizards and all sorts of shit and none of it is used outside of it's respective movie.

I mean eventually even normies got bored of call of duty, it's bound to happen sooner or later for marvel releasing the same movie twice a year

I'm a Marvel fan, dickhead. I don't know what the fuck you are.

Wrong again fag.

> David (((Edelstein)))

>the author in OP's pic shilled for all DC movies
Edilstein's rotten ratings for Suicide Squad and Batman v Superman can be found here: rottentomatoes.com/critic/david-edelstein/movies?page=2.
His rotten rating for Man of Steel can be found here rottentomatoes.com/critic/david-edelstein/movies?page=9.
That really didn't take long to find.
Genuinely curious to know whether you're a lying sack of shit or just a complete fucking retard. It's obviously one or the other. Wonder if it's both.

This.

Fatigue is settling in. Have to admire their sheer balls, stupidity, or both, in thinking they could do this shit for like 3 fucking decades.

DC is trying to do this shit too, which is fucking hilarious.

Good thing I'm not wrong or else i would be worried.

Turning Groot into a minion should be a hangable offence

> Fatigue is settling in

Have you ever left Sup Forums? Normies are eating this shit up more than ever, same with Star Wars.

>DC fails
>Tries to be more like Marvel
>People turn on Marvel
>DC fails again because they are like Marvel now

You're too retarded to know better. You should remove yourself from the gene pool now, thanks.

I thought the problem was less that it contributed to the "universe" and more that it didn't really have a plot and that most of the characters barely did anything

Actually a really good list. I'd swap 2012 Avengers and 2014 GotG, though.

You know your claim was flat-out rebuffed with evidence back here , right?
You said that guy shilled for all of DC's films, and he hasn't shilled for a single one.
I don't understand how you think anything you say can be taken seriously at this point.

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IT'S HAPPENING
THE TABLES ARE TURNING

>DC fails
only in your deluded mind

Serves them right for doing BvS.

Eh, depends on what their goal was.
If it was to make a profit on some movies, they did fine.
If it was to become a serious competitor to Marvel Studios, they failed colossally.

Or you could, you know, craft a narrative that ties it all together in such a way that your stories don't start coming across as weak, cynical cash grabs with all the "nutritional value" of a goddam Happy Meal.

>movies can just be another cash grab with no substance and a bunch of quips

Sup DC shill.

>charm of the original

are people really this stupid? I guarantee vol. 2 is not any worse than the steaming pile of shit that was GOTG1

>with all the "nutritional value" of a goddam Happy Meal.
I don't eat movies though.

>it's a Sup Forums-hasn't-seen-it-but-is-going-to-insist-they-know-how-good-it-is episode
Well, me personally, I haven't seen it yet, but I love this film.

>10/10
>9/10
>8/10
Iron Man
>7/10
Doctor Strange
The Incredible Hulk
Thor
>6/10
The Avengers
Captain America: The First Avenger
>5/10
Captain America: Civil War
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
>4/10
Thor: The Dark World
Iron Man 2
Iron Man 3
Avengers: Age of Ultron
>3/10
>2/10
Guardians of the Galaxy
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
>1/10
>0/10

tis

>ITT: DC fags still mad they can't measure up

>Zune
Is it possible to have product placement for a defunct product?

normies are waking up

Nah, it's legitimately inferior to most of the other MCU films.

what does that even mean?

capeshit pls die

GotG3 was suppose to be the shit one

>peak COMERCIALISM form

not quality idiot. that's exactly the point, hence "five" post credit scenes.

Sorry DC shill, you're wrong.

ah, so it's not shit, just pushing more of marvel's stuff?

and from what I've heard, the post credit scenes push more GotG, not more marvel.

Can someone please make a website where you compile the RT score but negate the reviews of critics who gave Ghostbusters a positive review? That movie serves as the shill control imo.

Its pretty fucking sad you actually saw all these movies and even thought about them for long enough to rate them in order. This is nu/tv/, though, so I should have not expected anything more.

You don't do metaphor either, apparently. Not a huge shock.

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If Marvel is now doing bad then DC doesn't stand a chance.

>8/10
Iron Man 1
Captain America 1
>0/10
The rest

When will normies get sick of capeshit? I am so tired of this garbage constantly being in the theaters.

Been going strong for 17 years. It won't stop.

At least 10-15 years ago we had like 1 superman or batman movie a year, now 6/10 showings on any given night are capeshit year round. It's nauseating.

>Board about TV and film discussion
>'I can't believe you actually sit down and watch films'

Try thirty, with a brief respite mid-90s. Very brief.

>Oscar for makeup
>thinking that's something to be proud of

Keep up your Hot Topic memes bro!

>captain america 1
>good by any metric
what

plebeian

>he's still THAT butthurt over ghostbreasts